Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dupree Home Edition]

What's your excuse, kiwis?

 

[What the shit]

The world is set anew after this.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

What's your excuse, kiwis?

tbf you have to be a real desparate dude to want to smash NAL. That is some rank pussy dude.

 

[whogoesthere]

tbf you have to be a real desparate dude to want to smash NAL. That is some rank pussy dude.

Remember, plenty on reddit are angry this is happening to cobes because their lives are far worse.

I actually hope they stay together for a while and have a mostly happy relationship.

 

[Rapier Ape]

Since when do landlords get a say in who you can have over if you rent an apartment?

Honestly that all comes down to the lease agreement + local and state laws.
A lot of states give landlords a lot of space to run their properties as they see fit. A limit on how long guests can stay is pretty standard. Especially in a complex like Cobes is in.
Someone already mentioned squatter's rights. That's a real thing that landlords have to deal with because state laws can and will trump whatever your lease agreement says. An unleased wild card like Cobe's ....................new piece of tail could cause some problems (hypothetically).

Eh I'm just glad Cobe's got laid. I kinda have a weird soft spot for the guy because he 100% reminds me of a sped that used to play D&D with us

 

[AnOminous]

Eh I'm just glad Cobe's got laid. I kinda have a weird soft spot for the guy because he 100% reminds me of a sped that used to play D&D with us

Imagine the incel rage of his haters who have never had pussy ever at all in their sad lives.

 

[AN/ALR56]

He did it

If this motherfucker can get laid, incels have no fucking excuse.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

It will be adorable in 30 days to hear how Cobes retcons this haha

 

[Smegward]

cobes giving bitches throat infections again twu

 

[Human Butthole]

It will be adorable in 30 days to hear how Cobes retcons this haha

Or if he caught some curable STD

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Or if he caught some curable STD

Cobes is like a Witcher, the fungi in his abode and alchemy have mutated him and made him immune to STDs

 

[Delamain]

I feel so sorry for the next door neighbors for having to hear those ungodly sounds tmdwtfiu

 

[bile demon]

This shit is great. The king on his thrown with his queen by his side.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Imagine being a neighbor and clocking NAL going into cobras apartment? Like you have to think "There's no way. There's no fucking way. Now there's two of them"

 

[ChrisIsGay]

How much of a loser do you have to be to get mad over a lolcow getting laid?

 

[Macreedy_]

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

How much of a loser do you have to be to get mad over a lolcow getting laid?

the kind who measures their life's worth on "being better than him." too many of the a-logs out there depend entirely on seeing themselves as being better than an lolcow, which is pretty pathetic if that is how you measure your life. you arnt as bad as cobra? oh wow geez man, what an accomplishment.

so of course when something nice happens to a lolcow who they think they are better than, such as getting laid, it causes them to seethe. once again, a-logs are pathetic, all of them.

 

[verymuchawful]

Unwanted pregnancy arc when? (Are her eggs even still good? Would the baby survive the alcoholism?)

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Unwanted pregnancy arc when? (Are her eggs even still good? Would the baby survive the alcoholism?)

It's necessary. Xander and Rozy Ralph will form an evil alliance to destroy the world if the mutant offspring of Cobra and NAL do not stop them. It's our only hope toobs.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

bogspawn coming in nicely