Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dick Pooman]

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faggots called the police, she immiedately screamed at them.

Cobra sipping out of the Don Julio bottle in front of a cop is an alpha move

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I'm a little behind on the livestream but Josh is totally no-selling the the swamp witch's kisses on him. Post-nut clarity is real, even for the profoundly retarded chads amongst us

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

I can’t reply due to my phone being on shit-fi, but the scariest of Josh’s homeboy’s was the one who gave him the death stare while shirtless. I forget his name, he had glasses I think. He’s the scariest one. Aside from homeboy Ian and the one who killed his kid.

 

[Raven-621]

Redditfags who call the police and disrupt mating season deserve a mass grave.

 

['Ole Dente]

Every time Josh has a win, he just hands himself a loss immediately after and it is hilarious.

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

That cop is so over this, and she's yelling at them.

 

['Ole Dente]

AHAHAH they got Jessica to sing a part of Baked Alaska's song "We love our cops" AHAHAHA

 

[The Blue Morpho]

WE LOVE OUR COPS

 

[Sexy Potoo]

How it started:


How it's going:

 

[Slim Boglim]

Redditfags who call the police and disrupt mating season deserve a mass grave.

So fucking annoying. Love that they muted the channel to troll them. Honestly as soon as a cop shows up he should end the stream.

The cop chuckling saying “I know who you are, Josh” was pretty funny though. Cobes is right Cops are unironically fans of his videos

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

this bitch is making Baked Alaska proved

 

[3D2A]

It would've been a real shame if that officer interpreted her yelling and stomping as a threat and took care of Cobes issue.
EDIT : I know this has been mentioned but holy fuck I feel bad for the cop. He had to walk into a wall of smelly moldy puss, bad "mead", and nasty teeth.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

its joever cobros

 

[Aiōn]

I hope the apartment has decent soundproofing otherwise she is going to upset his neighbors. She's acting like the worst kind of drunk and the night has only just begun. Poor Josh.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

I really hope they make frivolously calling the cops punishable by the death sentence one day.

Fuck Cobes is done for, how do you get rid of a crazy bitch once she has dug her claws in and won't take the hint?

 

['Ole Dente]

We're two-three drinks away from a fucking absolute meltdown. Cobies is going to be reasonable for a bit with her retarded behavior but it's gunna get worse the more booze she pours down her throat and he's gunna SNAP on her and she's going to respond very aggressively.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

The wasting doordash shit is bad enough, the sending the cops over for this boglim is worse.

Stop tapping the glass you retarded faggots, it's ruining the entertainment for the rest of us. Like that fat little cunt covered in ice cream at the zoo screeching he wants the animal of the exhibit to do some tricks for his retarded amusement.

 

[Ponzo]

JOSHY SCROLL UP

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I really hope they make frivolously calling the cops punishable by the death sentence one day.

Fuck Cobes is done for, how do you get rid of a crazy bitch once she has dug her claws in and won't take the hint?

He's only got to make it another 8 days (lol)

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

They've cracked the handle of vodka, josh finished the Don Julio. Please let the camera stay on until the fight starts. Please skygod, I beg you. Leave the camera on. Please.