Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Hennimore said:
Josh will never be rid of this hag. Jessica is the type of crazy that once you engage with will always be floating in your peripheral no matter how much you protest. Jessica, like it or not, is going to be a figure in Jord's life for at least the next year regardless if she is in his good graces or not. Josh is definitely going to be looping about her, positive or negative, for some time to come.
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For sure. But, even he had to realize that by just acknowledging Jessica. She has a proven track record of bugging everyone she deals with forever.

He really should have just got an escort. But, Josh hadn't learned the value of paying them and then they go away. He should right now.
 
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Multiple people have mentioned she needs to stay 14 days or receive mail to establish tenancy. I wonder if she had the forethought to send a letter before boarding the plane. She doesn't strike me as smart but BPD crazies can punch well above their class when it comes to cunning.
 
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Hennimore said:
I'm really surprised she hasn't gone live from Josh's apartment on her own channel. I was really hoping we'd get a behind the scenes look at what Jord gets up to when the stream isn't on. Maybe Mi Lord laid down the law and banned her from streaming while in his apartment.
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Cobra won't give her the wifi password. She has lamented many times that she doesn't have internet at the lair.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
He really should have just got an escort. But, Josh hadn't learned the value of paying them and then they go away. He should right now.
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Cobes consistently stated in videos over the entire course of his dry spell he had no interest in getting a hooker. The main reasons he cited were fear of accidentally getting in trouble with the law or catching an STI. I don't think he ever even considered just getting a one night stand.
 
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BelUwUga said:
Multiple people have mentioned she needs to stay 14 days or receive mail to establish tenancy. I wonder if she had the forethought to send a letter before boarding the plane. She doesn't strike me as smart but BPD crazies can punch well above their class when it comes to cunning.
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Calling it now. Reddit faggots will send mail to her at his address to establish tenancy and cause a huge shitstorm during the inevitable falling out/breakup.
 
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8mm Cunningham said:
Cobra won't give her the wifi password. She has lamented many times that she doesn't have internet at the lair.
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He possibly doesnt know it, iOS devices and MacOS devices once registered with your iCloud account sync any stored passwords you have told it to store (you can disable this btw) he likely joined his Mac when he moved in and his iphones when he slaps his SIM card in get's data service logs into icloud and gets his wifi set up for him that way so Josh doesn't know it to give her but doesn't want to admit it to her.
 
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It would be a mistake to give her the wifi password. She’s mentally handicapped and prone to spill the beans on that one with some simple trickery, once you’ve got access to that router there’s a variety of interesting things you can do to fuck with someone’s day or monitor their activity and there’s a troll living in the building within reach of the signal. Not to mention that it’s probably the same password he uses for everything else, there’s no luck in getting his YouTube channel because he has 2FA on consistently but everything else is open for business.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I don't think he ever even considered just getting a one night stand.
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Before the dry spell started officially he would bag bar flies every now and then only for them to never be seen again after a one night stand. Before he really went hard into the “gothic cowboy country boy” style he looked normalish enough to pickup the rare drunk chick from the bar.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
If she establishes tenancy without the landlord knowing about it, it’s a lease violation. Thats why they’d do it.
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I can see this being a BIG bone of contention if she refuses to leave, also wouldn't put it past Reddit to have already sent letters in her name to Josh's apartment to try and get an eviction saga going, after letting her know what squatters rights are to try an chivvy along a 2nd eviction saga.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I can see this being a BIG bone of contention if she refuses to leave, also wouldn't put it past Reddit to have already sent letters in her name to Josh's apartment to try and get an eviction saga going, after letting her know what squatters rights are to try an chivvy along a 2nd eviction saga.
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Apparently the laws in Wyoming around adverse possession/squatters' rights are really strict and landlords have a lot of rights vs. tenants, so I doubt she'd be able to cause too much trouble.

Enough to be a pain in the ass but she'll be gone quickly if it escalates to that point.
 
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Crackhead Morticia said:
Hi "Cobros." It's nice that we can come together to witness this act of God.

If you thought THAT was bonkers, get a fuckin load of THIS


does this mean we're in-laws?
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Jebus Christo she's so fucking disgusting. Mother Fuhrer(she doesn't say it that often. Lmao) save us. Rarely have I seen the kind of insanity required to get shit faced in public and yell foul obscenities at passing cars. No self awareness. She really thinks the problem is everyone except her.

She's got a MASSIVE blind spot for her own bad behavior and is utterly incapable of self reflection. She makes Cobra look like a cultured and sophisticated Rhodes scholar. He HAS to have realized his mistake by now..., right?

Lmfao, they keep calling her mobility Mary. Mobility Mary mogs NAL unironically.

NAL is a most unpleasant, obnoxious, self obsessed, conceited, hateful, shambolic, aggressive, aggravating, stupid, vapid, repulsive, revolting, retarded, ugly, oversexualized, obscene, foul mouthed, unoriginal, banal, mentally sick, predictable, spiteful, demented, foul tempered, boring, dysgenic, loud, fake, willfully ignorant, misguided, horrible, manipulative, disgruntled, repetitive, disingenuous, repetitive, defective, bovine, clod hopping, shit kicking, shit talking, shit bird, bitter, used up, blown out, loud, dishonest, shrill, atavistic, diseased desperate duplicitous degenerate.

(Could have gone on... she's terrible)

Can you imagine hearing that sarcastic falsetto in your bedroom? I'd shit my pants. She's my sleep paralysis demon.
 
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