Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobra went for a smoke on his latest stream and people in chat are pointing out the bugs crawling on his chair.
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Yea… it’s fucking nasty. I counted at least 3 bugs burst out of that cesspool of a love seat.
 
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New Bitesize video! This time it's a glitter bomb compilation. Very unfortunate timing for it since the greatest glitter bomb he's been sent thus far was shown on yesterday's stream where he was tricked into thinking that he was getting extremely rare and expensive Cuban cigars. am retard


 
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Here's Kobes' streams from Tuesday:
Start:
So much for the break lol. Says he has $127 in his PayPal but can't transfer it. Working on wands. Complaining about the vegan teacher. Taking some time off from drinking. Not an alcoholic. Needs to buy a new lighter instead of using his blow torch.
3:08:
Vegan teacher is mad at Billie Eliajh. Talks about his wands. Water. Back to vegan teacher rant.
5:36:
Guitar shredding.
6:14:
Vegan teacher pissed off at Billie Eliajh. Billie Eliajh is cute. Jokes.
7:05:
Puts on the video for 2 seconds. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls.
8:11:
guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Plant drugs should be legal. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds . Vegan teacher rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not and alcoholic. Guitar shredding.
10:42:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about YouTube censoring his videos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about the game in the ad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Why is Vegan teacher mad at Billie Eliajh. Back to the video.
13:00:
Why is he even reacting to this. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Holocaust rant. Back to the video.
14:24:
Kobes doesn't respect the Vegan teacher. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Plays guitar because she plays ukulele. Back to the video for 2 seconds. If you're going to rant about something get to the point. Lol. Shills his Teespring. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher doesn't compose music. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher tiktok got taken down for bullying. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says her ukulele playing is like nails on a chalkboard lol. Plays guitar over her playing. Back to the video.
19:11:
Talks about his guitar playing. Guitar shredding. Back to the video.
20:55:
Talking about the Vegan teacher getting fired. Back to the video.
22:04:
Leave Billie Eliajh alone!
22:51:
Back to the video. Kobes loves meat. Cage free eggs. Back to the video. Ribs. Vegan rant.
24:52:
Guitar shredding.
25:26:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Butter beer steak recipe. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Steak. Back to the video.
27:24:
Old people don't know who Billie Eliajh is scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes didn't know Billie Eliajh was Vegan until he read an interview. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is an extremist cunt. Guitar shredding. KingSoapraJFS
29:35:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Guitar shredding. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video.
31:23:
Reads the definition of Vegan. Vegan rant. Chickens are cannibals. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Meat eaters can be kind to animals. Be kind to animals. Back to the video.
34:22:
Says he sorry for talking about Vegan teacher on his channel but he's parroting what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. KingSoapraJFS. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher knows she's ruining it for vegans everywhere. Repeat.
36:54:
Guitars shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Humans don't have to hunt for survival. Food is easy to find. Guitar shredding.
38:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Humans don't eat people. Back to the video.
40:12:
Kobes is triggered. Eating animals isn't the same as racism. Sings a song about the Vegan teacher. Wants to slap the Vegan teacher in the face with a steak. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher rant. Guitar shredding. Vegan teacher is privileged rant.
43:38:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Plants don't scream but they feel pain. Plants can't run away. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Guitar shredding. Sings imagine with his own lyrics. Steak. Back to the video
47:18:
Homophobia and transphobia not the same as eating meat. Gay rights rant.
48:32:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher creeps on kids. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tolerance. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Billie Eliajh will outlive Kobes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Normal doesn't exist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Defend victims rant. Triggered.
51:15:
SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE. Kobes wants a drink so bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Barbecues. Not telling people what to eat. Baby lamb is delicious. It's called veal. No.
53:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not saying anything bad about Billie Eliajh 's parents. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher isn't dangerous just psychotic and stupid. Back tot he video for 2 seconds. Subscribe. Leave Billie alone! Back to the video.
55:58:
No copyright intended.
57:08:
Texting. Not intentionally saying Billie's name wrong. Phone is blowing up.
59:43:
Checks PayPal. Shout outs for someone who donated.
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Shout outs to people who donated to his PayPal. Bought 1 beer and a lighter. Not an alcoholic.
2:51:
Beer and mountain Dew drink combo. 10.6% beer #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
3:55:
His streams get mass dislikes because people have nothing better to do than hate on an autistic. Still has a little bit of hair on his head. Will get hair plugs when he wins the lottery. Homedad Clint doesn't care if he has 1 drink on stream. Trolls wouldn't like it if people went to their dad's every time they drank. Going to PO box tomorrow. Wands.
8:02:
Doesn't have to take a break from streaming. It's his channel he can do what he wants. Still can't transfer money from his PayPal. He sent them a complaint. Didn't beg for the money on PayPal he got it fair and square. Not an e begger.
12:43:
Not an alcoholic. Talks about a couple he met at the liquor store. Shout out to Kobes' dry spell. Waiting patiently fir his of age girlfriend. Even ugly dudes have girlfriends. Cope. Dating retards double standards.
19:30:
Hes allowed to be picky. Trolls would lose their minds if he had an of age goth gf. He would choose his dream house over ending his dry spell. Vegan teacher rant.
Come with an ar15 scenario.
23:50:
Talking about a funny song name video he watched Earlier.
24:15:
Plays the video. Kobes has never powdered his balls because he uses tactical soap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Woke people. Back to the video.
27:11:
Ftm trannys just want male privilege. Back to the video.
29:39:
Just 1 beer. Child support, wage gap, female privilege. Divorce court scenario.
33:42:
Talks about homedad Clint having to fight for custody of him and his birth mom being crazy. Gender relations.
36:20:
Gender relations Double standards in farting. He talks about farts for a while.
39:35:
Scenario of wife asking husband for money. Dating is legal prostitution. Feminazis. Gender relations. Gives relationship advice.
45:10:
Men can't have body positivity rant. Dick sizes. Body shaaaaaming.
49:15:
Can crush for the fans. Body shaaaaaming. Gender relations. Friendzone.
51:25:
Going out for drinks with Chad and Cheryl scenario. Gives dating advice.
5357:
Gender relations Double standards. How to reject people. Clit size dick size.
1:00:40:
KingSoapraJFS . Not trying anything with Billie Eliajh.
1:03:40:
Hes protective of the 3 younger sisters he is aware of. Red rum. He's okay with having no more beer. Not an alcoholic. Gender relations rant. Love and vanity.
1:08:57:
Gender relations rant
1:12:54:
3rd eye. Gender relations.
1:18:10:
Trimmed his thumbnails. Wand in pocket. Smoke break.
1:27:19:
Returns borp. Ends stream.
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
A LOT of folks hopping on the bandwagon for Cobes
They see all the paypigs etc and want in.
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Yeah it's really getting annoying. It's kind of happened once before years ago and they all fucked off when they realized the time needed to be invested before really getting anything out of him and I hope that's the case again this time. I knew for sure once the Dank Net type of "expose" shit started coming that every ween around was going to see a new "easy mode" troll and try and stake their claim in the whole thing.

That's one of the perks of him being a slow burn 'tard; he weeds out the lower stock relatively quickly.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Yeah it's really getting annoying. It's kind of happened once before years ago and they all fucked off when they realized the time needed to be invested before really getting anything out of him and I hope that's the case again this time. I knew for sure once the Dank Net type of "expose" shit started coming that every ween around was going to see a new "easy mode" troll and try and stake their claim in the whole thing.

That's one of the perks of him being a slow burn 'tard; he weeds out the lower stock relatively quickly.
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The problem are the clip channels. God do I love Bite Size and Lenin Lime, but they make Cobes funny and extremely accessible. Cobes has always had a pretty engaged community that made a lot of quality content, but that is going to be part of it's downfall now. A major reason why I moved over here, the subreddit is overrun with miserable YouTube fans.

Bite Size has mentioned on Reddit he may be done editing soon.
 
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Genetic Mt. Dew said:
A major reason why I moved over here, the subreddit is overrun with miserable YouTube fans.
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He picked up so many sad sacks when he got that viewership bump during Covid in 2020 and many of them are still there. You shouldn't have to tell people that they needn't get so worked up over someone like Cobra, but most don't care. Some of them treat it like a personal crusade. It's just tiresome.
 
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Bite Size has mentioned on Reddit he may be done editing soon.
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I know TWU-Games, who seems to be close friends with Bitesize, recently deleted his reddit account and his youtube account for his game. He had been making progress on the game with regular sprite updates and then he just vanished like a few weeks ago. Wiping most mentions of his game off the internet. I don't know what is up with the both of them.
 
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SnusBurns said:
I know TWU-Games, who seems to be close friends with Bitesize, recently deleted his reddit account and his youtube account for his game. He had been making progress on the game with regular sprite updates and then he just vanished like a few weeks ago. Wiping most mentions of his game off the internet. I don't know what is up with the both of them.
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Very crazy. I didn't notice TWU-Games had disappeared but now that I think about it we haven't gotten an update on the game and he was very regular with that. I don't know why he would suddenly leave unless he was getting some trolling that was too much to deal with. I can't imagine either of them are in any actual "trouble," but Bite Size gets a little bit of hate on the subreddit and probably YouTube as well for being associated with Courtney/the discord and I could see how that, accompanied with the task of watching every single second of Cobra, for however long he's done it is excruciating.


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He picked up so many sad sacks when he got that viewership bump during Covid in 2020 and many of them are still there. You shouldn't have to tell people that they needn't get so worked up over someone like Cobra, but most don't care. Some of them treat it like a personal crusade. It's just tiresome.
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Yea it's really bad. Way too many people that don't understand his history and that he hasn't always been a complete drunken slob, but still dumb enough to be very entertaining. They all seem to have this fascination with forcing alcohol down him and I'll admit it, he's a funny drunk but I'd also like to see him still resemble a human being and that part is lost on most of his community now.
 
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Is there an origin story for the word 'boglim'? Ive looked and cant find it. Is it just Kobes mispronouncing Goblin?
 
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Is there an origin story for the word 'boglim'? Ive looked and cant find it. Is it just Kobes mispronouncing Goblin?
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Cool taste tried to call Josh a "goblin" in a video but it came out "boglim" and he's been called that ever since.

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After doing a little more research I have discovered my previous response to be incorrect. I've left it for our history, so all those who come after will know the true origin. Cool taste is the creator of the name but he first used it in a comment on one of his own videos, it was not a verbal mispronunciation.

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Credit to /u/xaiolongbitch for the image.
 
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Here's Kobes' stream from Wednesday:

Start:
Got fanmail and is going to do a video response to a Blaire White video. Has a 6 pack of Guinness.
1:05:
Got dark souls 3 and a cigar magazine and Cuban cigars. Reads the note.
3:41:
Opens cigars.
4:17:
Glitter bomb! He's so pissed off. Angry cleaning.
11:35:
Guinness time. Starts the Blaire white video for 2 seconds. This is the kind of crap that gives trannys a bad name. Fuck chimos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kohes supports trannys but not sick fucks.
14:31:
Drink combo if Guinness in mug. Back to the video.
15:50:
Trannya and their tranny shields getting away with things. Back to the video.
16:56:
Kobes is speaking up for cis gender people. Back to the video. Sits in silence.
20:49:
Kids don't think about gender. Puberty is a magical time. Complaining about the glitter bomb. Back to the video.
22:53:
Might drink all the Guinness. Not an alcoholic. Mumbles tonhis rape demon. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Back in the 90s it was a simpler time when there were no trans kids. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Triggered. No such thing as a perfect victim. Making trannys look bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranbys should have their own bathroom.
27:52:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Innocence of childhood should be preserved for as long as possible. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video.
30:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Big tech protecting chimos rant. Back to the video.
32:30:
Talks about the exorcist. Blaires dog is cute. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Back to talking about the exorcist.
35:06:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Spongebob represents the innocence of children and squidward is what they will become. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Song about chimos.
37:36:
You would probably fuck blaire if you didn't know she was trans. Kobes would. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Moar Guinness. Trolls.
39:49:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Thanks for the video game. Not an alcoholic. Protect children rant. Back to the video .
43:48:
Going to mix Guinness with mountain Dew. Kobes is protective of kids.
45:22:
Shows off the wand he's working on. Back to the video. Vegan teacher. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trans kids rant.
50:18:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't think people should be allowed to have GFMs for gender realignment surgery. Talks about legit gfms. Compares gender surgery gfm to him setting one up so he can get a sex doll. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys get away with being chimos.
54:37:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pedestool ...
55:42:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about gay chimo choir. Back to the video
58:34:
Rant about trannys being mean to cyst genders. Back to the video. Social media rant. Shares the video on his Facebook. You do see Caitlyn Jenner creeping on kids. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny rant.
1:03:51:
Back to the video. White knights Blaire White. Back to the video.
1:07:46:
Looks up if Lindsay Lohan died. Reads chat.
1:10:30:
Realises it's not Friday.
1:14:21:
Checks Teespring. Rant about people requesting $50 off him on PayPal. Picks glitter off himself.
1:19:11:
Talking about how he can't transfer money from PayPal.
1:25:20:
Can't get a job because of trolls rant. Moar Guinness.
1:27:09:
Smoke break
1:43:44:
Returns. 2 drinks left. Falling asleep.
1:49:17:
Kobes makes the best of ever day that he has.
1:51:40:
You don't have to donate but donations are greatly appreciated. Unexpected sneeze. Not e begging. Going to want off the chaturbate after the stream. Shout out to kobes' dry spell.
1:58:00:
Rip Hugh Hefner . Talks about playboy. Mixes mountain Dew with Guinness. KingSoapraJFS.
2:00:44:
Fuck sexism, fuck racism, power to the people. Cheers tk winning the lottery and building his dream house. Reads chat.
Guinness #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
2:09:29:
Shills his PayPal and Teespring. Reading chat. Gave Clint tactical soap for fathers day. KingSoapraJFS
2:15:03:
Going to watch chaturbate after the stream. Moar alcohol. Ozzy concert. Drinking a 6 pack in one sitting. Not an alcoholic.
2:20:30;
Trying to lose weight so he can get a cute if age chick. Body shaaaaaming. Juggling his food hacks with keeping in shape is a struggle.
2:28:50:
Moar drink. Spills it all over his pants. Voice impressions.
2:32:59:
Piss break.
2:34:49:
Returns. Peter Griffin impression. Trans Mr potato head. Gender relations rant.
2:37:48:
Checks PayPal. Not an alcoholic. Has $52.53 going to pay off his friend instead if buying food. Instant transfer . It worked this time.
2:40:56:
Shout out to kobes' eating disorder
2:44:42:
Shout outs to people who sent him money. Reads chat.
2:47:00:
Talks about his chicken Alfredo. Ignoring the trolls.
2:49:27:
Prioritising paying his debt over eating. Reading chat. Don't order him pizza hues full from all the Guinness. 1 bottle left.
Totally not pissed off about the glitter bomb.
2:54:30:
Texting. Says cool taste shouldn't believe everything they say about him. Still Texting. Brings up the glitter bomb again. Trolls. He can body shame himself if he wants too. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls.
3:03:29:
Hes troll slaying on camera. Back to Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls.
3:12:37:
Reads chat. Back to Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls. Reads chat.
3:17:33:
Piss break. Talking about Blaire white while pissing. Returns. Tranny rant. Reads chat. Trolls. Political correctness rant.
3:28:30:
Thickwater. Political correctness rant.
3:30:27:
Smoke break.
3:43:22:
Returns. Reads chat. Ozzy knuckles. Shills PayPal and Teespring. You don't have to donate but donations are greatly appreciated. Drank a 6 pack of Guinness in 4 hours. Not an alcoholic. Talking about how his cooking videos suck.
3:53:35:
Not an alcoholic rant. Checks his PayPal. Not feeling sorry for himself he's being humble.
3:57:03:
Gets mad at Google.
3:58:17:
Cinderella vocal cover. He's muted. No copyright infringement intended.
4:05:44:
Chi balls
 
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