Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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i don’t think the local cops would light him up for his toy gun. They would def be very very aware of it and probably ‘disarm’ him. Ironically, they probably are ‘fans’ and well aware of the local retard YouTuber that drinks way too much and is armed with a wand. Pretty sure they have even called him by first name even on a couple of these visits
 
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I didn't notice he answered the door holding his fake gun until now lol
scaring those vets good :stickup:
 
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中华人民共和国的政治 said:
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I didn't notice he answered the door holding his fake gun until now lol
scaring those vets good :stickup:
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I'm generally the one defending Cobes in this thread but answering the door with a fake gun when you know the trolls are calling the cops on you every single stream is beyond retarded. Oppositional defiant disorder retardation. He really has the mind of a child.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I'm generally the one defending Cobes in this thread but answering the door with a fake gun when you know the trolls are calling the cops on you every single stream is beyond retarded. Oppositional defiant disorder retardation. He really has the mind of a child.
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It may be un-American to not answer the door strapped, but it's still retarded and he's asking for trouble
 
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If Cobes didn't have hundreds of moronic weens who would probably cheer on his death calling the cops on him I would say walking around with a cap gun indoors is fine probably even answering doordash orders (while in holster of course) with it would be fine I mean it's Wyoming but knowingly doing so when you have the cops called on you every steam is so stupid. This isn't even the first time this has happened with cap guns. He's showed them off on stream only for weens to call the cops and say he was playing with a gun before.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
If Cobes didn't have hundreds of moronic weens who would probably cheer on his death calling the cops on him I would say walking around with a cap gun indoors is fine probably even answering doordash orders (while in holster of course) with it would be fine I mean it's Wyoming but knowingly doing so when you have the cops called on you every steam is so stupid. This isn't even the first time this has happened with cap guns. He's showed them off on stream only for weens to call the cops and say he was playing with a gun before.
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The more things change, the more they stay the same. Cobra is a moron, that will never change.
 
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DiggieSmalls said:
this is absolutely repulsive. she's worse than an animal.
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The BP ladies have been following her for a while, even before she showed up at Josh's I suggested she should have her own thread. She really needs one, I would've created one but there is women here who are far more familiar with her. After this crossover, I can't imagine she's just going to disappear quietly, I imagine she's going to produce milk for quite a while even if Cobes cuts her off completely.
 
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Smegward said:
new mead is looking dank
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My bet is that he won't be able to drink it due to the heat from the chilli, we will see.

中华人民共和国的政治 said:
It may be un-American to not answer the door strapped, but it's still retarded and he's asking for trouble
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It would straight up get you arrested where I'm from, but seriously, at what point do the DoorDashers say to DoorDash 'this crazy guy swears at me and has a pistol on his hip' and gets a lifetime ban from DoorDash. If he keeps fucking around he may end up in a situation where he's unable to order Wendys for himself, let alone troles sending bags of bird seed.

A smarter man would contact DoorDash directly and tell them he's being harrased and to only accept orders for his address from his own account. Surely that's a thing.

DiggieSmalls said:
this is absolutely repulsive. she's worse than an animal.
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Writers are doing good this season, she's literally upstairs in an attic pissing in a box. The Bogwitch of NALtradame.
 
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Agares said:
NAL's parents have banished her to the Cyraxx shadow realm in the attic.
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“And ye, he will be born in the highest steeple of his hovel, closest to God among all. A glorious mockery of Christ, for when He emerges He will be washed in the blood of the snake like His father before him. He will be born lowest of the low, for He breaks bread and is kin with those whose bellies lay in the dirt, a child so bereft of God’s word that He is denied forever the pleasures of Heaven by virtue of His birth. He will be the hand of The Adversary, The Whore’s Abomination. He will be called many names; Wormwood, The Fracturing Star, The Great Gnashing, each according to its epoch, each to his shedding of skin, signified by the tolling of the iron bell.”
 
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