Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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That comment just reminded me of this.

I love how creative some people are. It reminds me of all the amazing animations El Crimson King used to do of DSP.

Also, I have not been following this visit as much as the last one, but this one seems to be very... manic. Fights, canceled flights, jealousy. It's like an early 90's day time soap opera.
 
Good news, everyone!
Machetes are actually on sale for only $7 at Wal Mart!
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While the other stuff that happened during the fight is way more interesting and Jessica is obviously a psycho, I still would like to say how amusing it is that you can get into a fight with cobes by just requesting that he uses a clean pan to cook with.
It's an authentic walmart electric skillet. You need to leave the leftover country crock on it to season it properly or it will rust.
 
I feel really bad for Josh. He has no experience with a crazy bitch of this magnitude.
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The only solution is to leave her presence.
There's no such thing as "leaving her presence'' when the already established situation is that she shclepps all the way cross country to your home (that you've got no hope of leaving even to the extent of taking an afternoon stroll out of)
Once that's nailed into the crazy drunk nuerons as a familiar passage / concept, it's autopilot mode that she just shows up.
Mistake number one.
 
i ended up falling asleep before the bog demon came out but holy fuck jessica always seems to get worse and worse every time she drinks. the comparison between how she was earlier in the day compared to once she started drinking is crazy. the fact that she started hitting herself and blaming it on josh is absolute psycho behavior the way she talks about it gives me an idea of what must have happened during their previous fight.

i also think she is far more aware of what shes doing than she lets on especially with the tactical stream muting. i have a theory shes doing that so that her channel wont get taken down because in the past she has threatened to kill herself when shes having these rage fits. so i would not be surprised if shes using threats of killing herself and hitting herself to put josh into a corner. if this does actually turn out to be true it could explain why her parents let her stay with them for so long as well.

she could be so batshit insane that she does as much as possible to make people care about her so she can manipulate them with threats and self harm. typical crazy person behavior.

i hope for his sake josh gets rid of her as fast as possible because its only gonna get worse from here. i would not wish someone like her on anybody. what she is doing is legit abuse and the fact that its recorded and shes clearly aware it happens yet continues to drink shows she does not care a single bit about josh or anyone else.
I'm starting to think she's a bigger retard than Josh.
oh she is by a mile. josh is a retard in the sense that he is an actual retard he can only get so smart and has actual reasoning for why he is so dumb but despite this he has managed to survive this long so he is at least somewhat competent.

jessica on the other hand as far as we know is entirely normal. aside from her obvious mental illnesses she is a perfectly capable adult she could have a job she could stop drinking start taking her meds and see a psych doctor and have an overall nice life especially if she did end up meeting a nice guy who was willing and able to take care of her.

but what does she do? she rejects all of this. jessica is by far more retarded than josh she could have had an actually nice life but decided shes better off trying to shack up with a lolcow who is forever mentally 13 just because she herself refuses to grow up past that age as well.
I have to admit, i'm impressed at how calm Josh was being.
yeah i agree. i was actually really surprised how well josh was holding it together dude handled it better than i expected. i guess he really really does not wanna get kicked out of that place.
There's no such thing as "leaving her presence'' when the already established situation is that she shclepps all the way cross country to your home (that you've got no hope of leaving even to the extent of taking an afternoon stroll out of)
Once that's nailed into the crazy drunk nuerons as a familiar passage / concept, it's autopilot mode that she just shows up.
Mistake number one.
NAL is that type of crazy drunk that will show up at your house even after you have changed all the locks and just bang on the door and continue to do crazy shit like that until they end up getting arrested or find a new victim or just die. the worst thing is that i have no doubt in my mind that a-logs will help her out every chance they get especially if josh shows that he does not want her around anymore.
She’s got loose skin that comes with rapid weight loss. So WLS or drugs.
there would be something really funny about this if she was actually a former fatty given her presence in chantals community and eugenia cooney before that.
 
While the other stuff that happened during the fight is way more interesting and Jessica is obviously a psycho, I still would like to say how amusing it is that you can get into a fight with cobes by just requesting that he uses a clean pan to cook with.
The best part is that she didn't request that he use a clean pan, she requested that he used a dirty pan with bacon grease in it.

Normally I'd say Cobes' response was just his ODD talking but I think he's so sick of her that he just wants her to shut the fuck up and very briefly snapped.
 
It has just occurred to me… How does she know machetes cost 8 dollars??!
She must have done this before. Or she's looked it up, I dunno...she said she heard voices for the lottery so...maybe they told her "hey bitch, machetes are 8$".
Listening to the boosted audio of the fight is even more terrifying. She is throwing shit, stomping, slapping herself. Then has the audacity to say she has never abused anyone, but was just abusing someone. I was about to pass out but then they started to fight so I stayed up to watch it. She said she was going to start recording because he makes stuff up about her. Christ, just LET HIM COOK. Shoulda never let her put music on, every time she listens to music it flips the switch in her melted brain. Between the Mother Fuhrer and the story about her picking up a random empty baggy of a white substance residue, which she then proceeded to rub on her gums, cocaine not even once, toobs.
"STOPPPPPP MAKING THE NOOOOOISSSSEEEE" Is making the noise....

I can say one of the best things in the post phone call, even though it was hard to hear over the cackling tards, was when he told her this was the reason why she doesn't have any friends. lol Cobra never ceases to amaze. I can see her crazy ass eyes, those demons in her skull turning the gears.
 
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