Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Don't forget the ghostly scratching sounds coming from outside the door at nights, some kids swear they've seen a spectre in the form of a bearded dragon. "Hiss... Hiss... Whatssss up Toooobssssss?"
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The ghosts of Pufferths and Mrs. Green haunt the entire complex while the ghost of the late Homeboy Scotty has been sighted all over Casper.
 
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https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobraj...nfirmed_the_police_were_dispatched_to_cobras/

Very unfortunate, I had at least five (5!) minutes to grab the links...
 
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After a whole day or two of working hard to save money towards his new place he sends $70 worth of doordash to NaL. Just a little something to take the edge off.
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Is that SIX garlic cups i see? What the fuck cobes. The fascination with "garlic" flavored vegetable oil cups is getting a little weird. She best to slurp at least one of those as a show of respect for the dark gourd.

How much money is this fool raking in for him to stunt on the trolls like this?

Kinda unbelievable that he's not fucking pissed at aNal for getting him kicked out. As stated in the thread previously, it really does seem like he doesn't give a fuck.

Clint must have put his mind at ease with a plan that Cobes likes. Maybe we'll do everything we can to get a new apartment and failing that maybe put a down payment on a small house. With cosign Clint its a real possibility. Good move financially too.

Stop throwing money away on rent, start building equity, and zero land lords or tenants for Cobes to harrass. Thinking about it more if Clint has that kind of paper sitting around it's not just a good idea but possibly the only one sustainable long term.

Darf Lynny could help him convert a dog house into an improvised "clock tower" to haphazardly nail to the roof.

I always wished that Josh had been able to buy that church bell he saw online. He would have rung it inside his apartment when he was drunk 100%.

I'm ready for the bell hoarding arc.

Edit- any p piggies reading this... send him bells... big ones.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
Is that SIX garlic cups i see? What the fuck cobes. The fascination with "garlic" flavored vegetable oil cups is getting a little weird. She best to slurp at least one of those as a show of respect for the dark gourd.

How much money is this fool raking in for him to stunt on the trolls like this?

Kinda unbelievable that he's not fucking pissed at aNal for getting him kicked out. As stated in the thread previously, it really does seem like he doesn't give a fuck.

Clint must have put his mind at ease with a plan that Cobes likes. Maybe we'll do everything we can to get a new apartment and failing that maybe put a down payment on a small house. With cosign Clint its a real possibility. Good move financially too.

Stop throwing money away on rent, start building equity, and zero land lords or tenants for Cobes to harrass. Thinking about it more if Clint has that kind of paper sitting around it's not just a good idea but possibly the only one sustainable long term.

Darf Lynny could help him convert a dog house into an improvised "clock tower" to haphazardly nail to the roof.

I always wished that Josh had been able to buy that church bell he saw online. He would have rung it inside his apartment when he was drunk 100%.

I'm ready for the bell hoarding arc.
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Remember when he subtly implied he wanted the paypigs to buy him a used church bell? "It'll cost a lot to ship it to Casper and I'm not sure if I could even fit it in my apartment".

God, that would be the funniest fucking way for him to lose his apartment. Evicted because someone paid a few grand so he could convert his cave into a second floor belltower.
 
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Clint must have put his mind at ease with a plan that Cobes likes. Maybe we'll do everything we can to get a new apartment and failing that maybe put a down payment on a small house. With cosign Clint its a real possibility. Good move financially too.
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I hope Clunt isn't such a retard he hasn't figured this out. What he needs to do is get Cobes into a new apartment, but with NAL completely forbidden from the premises, so he can claim he wasn't the one who kicked her out, so she doesn't show up with a machete and murder him.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
Clint must have put his mind at ease with a plan that Cobes likes. Maybe we'll do everything we can to get a new apartment and failing that maybe put a down payment on a small house. With cosign Clint its a real possibility. Good move financially too.

Stop throwing money away on rent, start building equity, and zero land lords or tenants for Cobes to harrass. Thinking about it more if Clint has that kind of paper sitting around it's not just a good idea but possibly the only one sustainable long term.
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I want to believe in a house ownership arc for cobes, I really do. But I am very skeptical. If it were financially viable, I can't see why it wouldn't have happened already.
 
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