Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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"You guys would be like peas in a pod"

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Incel Death Note said:
"I'm not expecting a supermodel gf, I know I'm ugly"
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Does this outdo “Mhmmm your pussy smells like Wendy’s” in terms of cluelessness
Deez Nuts said:
What’s her history? I don’t know her at all.
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QRD: she’s a middle aged weirdo juggalo that spends a significant amount of time playing in the sandbox with retards. She has her own discord where alogs and weens assume it’s some sort of grand conspiracy when really all it is is a bunch of lolcow talk and juggalo shit. People assumed Josh was being manipulated or “gAtEkEpT” by them because he was in it but in reality he basically ignored any attempts to contact him and would pop in to post a link to whatever he was jerking to in chaturbate.

She’s not interesting and her behind the scenes shit is mundane and boring. She poses as a friend to Cobes and tries to be a voice of reason but is also just an enabler. She’s annoying but ultimately benign however people attribute tons of shit to her and generally have a bunch of conspiracies. Know how anybody here who thinks Cobes should be evicted or harassed is called a dickrider/paypig/simp? Well once she’s back in the picture they’ll just assume we’re all part of her nonsense and make up theories about how we’re all instructed by her to defend cobra or some such nonsense
 
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That was quite an ending. Josh was actually shouting at Porkney. I don't think I've seen that before. NAL has Josh on a tight leash. It almost seems like he's scared of her.

LsDmT said:
From what I saw she didnt punch the cat or anything like that, she picked it up by the scruff which if you knew how cats or dogs work doesnt hurt them at all.
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This is the supposed footage of NAL punching Ollie.


I don't know how true the animal abuse allegations are but the cat absolutely hates her and I suspect she's less nice to it when she's not streaming.
It's not just Ollie, at least one of her other cats have the same reaction to her presence.
 
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Incel Death Note said:
That was quite an ending. Josh was actually shouting at Porkney. I don't think I've seen that before. NAL has Josh on a tight leash. It almost seems like he's scared of her.
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It's simple he likes to get his dick wet, and NAL provides that for him why would he listen to a fat ginger sheboon when he has a less fat harpy that sucks his wanker scabs at home?
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
If you compare the speed at which Josh talks in the trapped documentary with a current video you can literally see the brain damage in real time. It's like two entirely different people.
Oh and because I know this might come up Josh is not talking faster because of ADHD stimulants in the trapped documentary. He immediately stopped taking all his prescribed medications when he moved out of Clint's. I believe he was on either Ritalin or Strattera but he dumped all his meds upon moving out.
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Damn... always remember kidz, don't do drugs.

I agree with everyone saying that documentary is a masterwork of its kind and is a distinct piece of Americana in its own special way.
 
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LsDmT said:
From what I saw she didnt punch the cat or anything like that, she picked it up by the scruff which if you knew how cats or dogs work doesnt hurt them at all.
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She annoyed the cat and manhandled it like a fucking retard. You don't grab adult cats by the scruff
the fucking cunt demon then proceeded to claim the cat harasses her by looking at her, looked for a spray bottle to try and chase the cat out of her room and when she couldn't find one proceeded to grab her glass and throw the remaining liquid at the cat.
 
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Incel Death Note said:
NAL has Josh on a tight leash. It almost seems like he's scared of her.
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i would not be surprised if he was at least a little bit scared of her. maybe not even cause he thinks she could murder him but because of how often she threatens to hurt herself i could see him being scared he would get in trouble for it even if its not his fault. though the reality is more likely he knows if he wants to get anymore of that wendys pussy he needs to stay on her good side.
 
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