Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

LiquidChrisRespecter said:
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Also, she lives in a Resident Evil 7 house, wtf? She should be barred from keeping any animals.

I imagine there's a bunch of tiny skeletons and cat shit dotted around that hoard.

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I love how nonchalant he is about just trying to blow it out and telling it to stop. :story:
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Should’ve added, “threat chat member involving violent incest.”
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
How is she a supposedly compulsive cleaner with such a fucking nest around her? No wonder she pisses in boxes in the attic; I'm sure they're vastly more sanitary than any of the bathrooms.
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Because she's nothing of the sort. She was just trying to look all house-wifey to Josh so he'd allow her to move in.
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
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I love how nonchalant he is about just trying to blow it out and telling it to stop. :story:
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The oil isn't supposed to be bubbling like that before the fries go in. I don't understand how Cobes and NAL have made it to adulthood.
 
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TrainWreckSpotter said:
The oil isn't supposed to be bubbling like that before the fries go in. I don't understand how Cobes and NAL have made it to adulthood.
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It shouldn't be bubbling like that even if they're frozen. It also shouldn't sound like the potatoes are being vapourized as they're dropped in. He always turns the stove to max high and was bullied about it so much that he started pretending he was cooking everything on "med" or "low". He would show the stove being set to low/med at the start of the video and forget later on that we could see he turned it to high.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
It shouldn't be bubbling like that even if they're frozen. It also shouldn't sound like the potatoes are being vapourized as they're dropped in. He always turns the stove to max high and was bullied about it so much that he started pretending he was cooking everything on "med" or "low". He would show the stove being set to low/med at the start of the video and forget later on that we could see he turned it to high.
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He cooks like ALR. High heat, no patience, disaster ending.

The fry video is my favorite of all time. The pleading with the fire to just stopppp.
I’ve cooked a lot and have yet to make such a disaster thankfully, we should all just be happy he doesn’t have a pressure cooker.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I wanna see him try and deep fry a turkey. You know he would just drop it into the black bubbling oil still frozen
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I know we frown on sending him shit but maybe a few troles should send him some gothic fire extinguishers.

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ASeabear8952 said:
Someone on r/NakedAndLaughing made a searchable archive of the deleted Cobes subreddit.

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The whole thing is just powered by pullpush.io's API which you can already search here: https://search.pullpush.io/?kind=submission&subreddit=kingcobrajfs&size=100
Good for searching any sub really, not just Josh's, particularly because it indexes stuff that gets deleted. Unfortunately, on both the Github page and the pullpush.io page the v.redd.it links don't work, as they redirect to the subreddit which just shows the "this subreddit banned" notice. So here's my shameless plug for my video archive from the sub in the immediate aftermath of it getting deleted: https://archive.org/details/kingcobrajfs_zmwmoudugo8c1_watermarked
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I wanna see him try and deep fry a turkey. You know he would just drop it into the black bubbling oil still frozen
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Anybody who lives in an apartment is just a good-smelling Goth dude and pot of gutter oil away from losing everything.

WelperHelper99 said:
I've seen one of those at my friend's house, but his house is also old as fuck. You can have a electric coil stove, they just aren't common any more.
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My first apartment was built in the early 90's and had one of those but since then I've never seen one. Like you said they're still made, just not very common.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
They're very common, especially in low income homes/housing projects and rural areas.
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Good point, they're definitely cheaper than other stoves. Definitely a pain in the ass to clean if something gets into the burner though.

The renovated Conquistadors replaced the green electric coil stoves with a flat-top.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
There's also federal programs that give landlords who rent to poors huge tax credits, free appliances, and other benefits for installing them.
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Any idea why they'd do that specifically for coil stoves? Those flat-top electric stoves are easier to clean and less likely to get stuff under the burners that will smoke or catch fire.
 
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I've lived in several apartments over the last few years and it seems like everyone has those electric GE stove/oven combos now. They have to be dirt cheap because I saw them in almost every apartment I viewed online.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
I've seen one of those at my friend's house, but his house is also old as fuck. You can have a electric coil stove, they just aren't common any more.
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My last apartment had coils, 4ish years ago, I assume because it’s easier to clean/replace the pans/coils vs flat top you get now.
Not like the flat tops are harder to clean but just more “idgaf” friendly with shit renters in cheap apartments.

Whole glass top vs some shit you can get at Walmart is an easy choice when renting to people,

I will miss the avocado stove though.
 
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