Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

et tu, huge nips?

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"NEWS FROM CASPER!

Seeking only justice and peace and to avoid the unnecessary trolling of King Cobra, Pater Magnus Clintus Saunderus Nippoli has reported the renegade livestreamer Caesar Automata Quinque Milia's most recent call-in stream for displaying licentious content! Including but not limited to the first-born son of House Saunderus' stated desire to perform autofellatio followed by laments regarding his inability to do so! Appeal of the takedown is unlikely, and the location of an archive is unknown at this time.

All mockery of Christians and their Skygod should be kept to an appropriate minimum! Today's public foodhacks are brought to you by the Guild of Wandmakers, who use only the best Wyoming sticks in their cool wands, for Cool Cobras."

Been laughing about this shit for 10 minutes. Exquisite.

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

FWIW, Im already taking steps to archive my favorite episodes of Snakebones. I dont feel inclined to archive everything because, IMO, I don't find everything to be particularly interesting, and I think it should be Caesar's responsibility to properly backup his own content. Caesar has talked numerous times about how mad he got at Josh for deleting his first channel. Better not get your channel deleted, BOY

 

[Devious Dave]

So has he mentioned that he's gonna be moving into a trailer? This is the best possible outcome for him as long as he doesn't like forget to leave his faucet running during the winter and all his pipes freeze and bust

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

So has he mentioned that he's gonna be moving into a trailer? This is the best possible outcome for him as long as he doesn't like forget to leave his faucet running during the winter and all his pipes freeze and bust

Look at the state of the dead dog chair and how quickly and profoundly it deteriorated. That's going to be a trailer soon.

 

[TheTourist]

So has he mentioned that he's gonna be moving into a trailer? This is the best possible outcome for him as long as he doesn't like forget to leave his faucet running during the winter and all his pipes freeze and bust

A trailer in the south ain't so bad, a trailer in fucking Wyoming has to be miserable.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Look at the state of the dead dog chair and how quickly and profoundly it deteriorated. That's going to be a trailer soon.

I hope Clint likes being his on call handyman cause no way does Josh know how to maintain a home.

 

[You're MDNWU]

FWIW, Im already taking steps to archive my favorite episodes of Snakebones. I dont feel inclined to archive everything because, IMO, I don't find everything to be particularly interesting, and I think it should be Caesar's responsibility to properly backup his own content. Caesar has talked numerous times about how mad he got at Josh for deleting his first channel. Better not get your channel deleted, BOY

Only one I haven't downloaded to my own lil lolcow stash is Clint's Art as tbh, the guest wasn't as interesting and Clint as a topic is fairly boring when compared to Josh and his rascals.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I would love it if the trailer park Josh moves into is full of fans of his content that worship him like a hero. Just imagine the amount of new characters introduced into his world.

And for the love of God he better not let the reddit faggots find out his new address.

He most likely won't even have to, there's only so many trailer parks that I'd wager with a single sighting out the window or God forbid, him leaving the trailer with his camera on, we could probably get his accurate location easily.

What's actually worrying me after hearing some caller on seizure's stream the other night is how "Low" will his neighbors be?

If they smell easy blood, especially from a very depressed and shy, social interaction-starved autistic goth - and they have nothing to lose - how fast will they just wait for him to leave the house for whatever reason and pick it completely clean?

 

[Sog Dog]

A trailer in the south ain't so bad, a trailer in fucking Wyoming has to be miserable.

Without powerleveling too hard, I live in an area that's very similar to Casper in terms of region and culture, and have intimate firsthand knowledge of what goes down in trailer parks. They are absolute hellholes and I would never live in or near one. Most residents are turbo-degenerates, not just the junkies that you would expect, but violent offenders and genuine sickos who are not financially able or allowed to live anywhere else. Because the park management doesn't own the actual trailers, they typically don't care who lives in them or how disgusting they are, and so people who are "unrentable" because they've been evicted from every other low income housing complex in town or have substantial criminal records end up living there. Stabbings and beatings are a regular occurrence. The trailers themselves vary significantly in quality, you get some that are actually pretty decently well-built and comfortable by the standards of American nu-construction, but most are crumbling shitboxes that have got to be absolutely miserable to live in during winter.

He most likely won't even have to, there's only so many trailer parks that I'd wager with a single sighting out the window or God forbid, him leaving the trailer with his camera on, we could probably get his accurate location easily.

What's actually worrying me after hearing some caller on seizure's stream the other night is how "Low" will his neighbors be?

If they smell easy blood, especially from a very depressed and shy, social interaction-starved autistic goth - and they have nothing to lose - how fast will they just wait for him to leave the house for whatever reason and pick it completely clean?

I am genuinely concerned about Cobes getting beat up or shanked for pissing off the wrong people.

 

[whogoesthere]

I am genuinely concerned about Cobes getting beat up or shanked for pissing off the wrong people.

No reason for that good buddy. Two reasons.

1. As Cobes always points out, its illegal to hit a person with a disability. He let us know this when he spoke at length about how he wanted to stab and kill Scottys sister Caroline. It was before he made her cry over her still births, but after he called her a dumb cunt.

2. Many times Cobes has told us how he has stared people down, and most people know not to fuck with someone who is a scary cult leader who knows dark magic.

So you see, you have nothing to fear for our boy, as he is more than able to defend against all comers.

(Jokes aside, I hope its just a sort of retirement park with nice old people who are friendly. Maybe a nice old man can show him how to actually homebrew. Bring on the wholesome arc)

 

[Molly Millions]

Basically Cobra's future is bright as a trailer park musical badboy since Eminem, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope went multi-platinum with minimal knowledge of the guitar and quite famously lived in trailers

 

[TheTourist]

Maybe a nice old man can show him how to actually homebrew.

I don't have the imagination required to imagine Josh taking and following advice from anyone.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

What's actually worrying me after hearing some caller on seizure's stream the other night is how "Low" will his neighbors be?

If they smell easy blood, especially from a very depressed and shy, social interaction-starved autistic goth - and they have nothing to lose - how fast will they just wait for him to leave the house for whatever reason and pick it completely clean?

I am genuinely concerned about Cobes getting beat up or shanked for pissing off the wrong people.

I think Josh will be fine. I assume he'll be around the same white, below-average income Casperites in a trailer park as in the apartment complex he's been living in. As the regular real property market gets higher and higher, trailer parks have pretty much been priced out of being the abject slums they've been depicted as in the past. In a boom-bust state like Wyoming where mining-oil-gas guys come and go, low-cost housing like trailers have a decent market around them. The effect of that in a bigger place like Casper with a more established underclass is probably more nuanced, but it's especially true in the smaller towns closer to the centers of work.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Only one I haven't downloaded to my own lil lolcow stash is Clint's Art as tbh, the guest wasn't as interesting and Clint as a topic is fairly boring when compared to Josh and his rascals.

I personally think Clint's art is one of the funniest elements of the cobraverse. It's just so perfectly bad. Plus, it gives valuable insight into his ego, relationships, personality, and beliefs in a way that words or inferences wouldn't. I thought that ep of snakebones was great. Different strokes, I guess.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I personally think Clint's art is one of the funniest elements of the cobraverse. It's just so perfectly bad. Plus, it gives valuable insight into his ego, relationships, personality, and beliefs in a way that words or inferences wouldn't. I thought that ep of snakebones was great. Different strokes, I guess.

Post Clintart for us newbies who haven't had the pleasure. I love me some try-hard mediocre art.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Post Clintart for us newbies who haven't had the pleasure. I love me some try-hard mediocre art.

This one is my personal favourite.

 

[Sog Dog]

I think Josh will be fine. I assume he'll be around the same white, below-average income Casperites in a trailer park as in the apartment complex he's been living in. As the regular real property market gets higher and higher, trailer parks have pretty much been priced out of being the abject slums they've been depicted as in the past. In a boom-bust state like Wyoming where mining-oil-gas guys come and go, low-cost housing like trailers have a decent market around them. The effect of that in a bigger place like Casper with a more established underclass is probably more nuanced, but it's especially true in the smaller towns closer to the centers of work.

Yeah there's a big difference between a place like Casper and active boomtowns that are actually in/near the oil patch - the established underclass is indeed a significant factor. Casper was a boomtown a long time ago, but major oilfield activity in the region has shifted out of Wyoming and into primarily North Dakota for a while now. I think there's still a decent amount of natural gas extraction going on in Natrona County, but it's nothing compared to towns in the Bakken like Williston and Watford City, and even they are nothing like what they were at the peak of the oil boom about 10 years back. And I can assure you that trailer parks in medium-sized cities in the northern plains region can be and usually are abject slums to this day, unless they are retirement communities that specifically require you to be over 60 to live there, and those places ain't too pretty either.

Josh will probably be fine though, if for no other reason than that his crippling social awkwardness, alcoholism, and penchant for hermitude will probably stop him from interacting too much with dangerous people.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I am genuinely concerned about Cobes getting beat up or shanked for pissing off the wrong people.

This is honestly a concern once troles start sending fake Doordash and calling the cops regularly. It's why Josh really needs to avoid doxing himself.

 

[Bear Powers]

Have I missed something here? I feel like I'm losing my mind because as far as I know no one here knows where Josh is moving to just yet.

As I understand it, this trailer thing got started because of null once again expressing mild interest in the possibility (inevitability really) of Josh completely fucking up null's mail, along with the remote possibility of null crowdfunding to buy property for Josh. There's been zero movement on that, but the idea of it got rolled into the prevailing thought that no sane landlord who does due diligence would let him rent an apartment, so there could be a decent possibility that he would be relegated to a trailer park.

Unless I missed something that's more or less how this got rolling and afaik no one here actually knows anything about his next residence, but people have been talking for weeks as if the trailer is practically a done deal.

 

[Sog Dog]

This is honestly a concern once troles start sending fake Doordash and calling the cops regularly. It's why Josh really needs to avoid doxing himself.

Hopefully the subreddit getting the axe will help somewhat with this, but I'm not too optimistic - a-logs and weens gonna a-log and ween, and if they're driven into discords or obscure altchans it might result in their behavior escalating further. As

He most likely won't even have to, there's only so many trailer parks that I'd wager with a single sighting out the window or God forbid, him leaving the trailer with his camera on, we could probably get his accurate location easily.

pointed out, it probably won't be too hard to dox his new address given Josh's abysmal opsec.

Have I missed something here? I feel like I'm losing my mind because as far as I know no one here knows where Josh is moving to just yet.

As I understand it, this trailer thing got started because of null once again expressing mild interest in the possibility (inevitability really) of Josh completely fucking up null's mail, along with the remote possibility of null crowdfunding to buy property for Josh. There's been zero movement on that, but the idea of it got rolled into the prevailing thought that no sane landlord who does due diligence would let him rent an apartment, so there could be a decent possibility that he would be relegated to a trailer park.

Unless I missed something that's more or less how this got rolling and afaik no one here actually knows anything about his next residence, but people have been talking for weeks as if the trailer is practically a done deal.

I don't think it has anything to do with Null. IIRC Null was talking about buying an actual property, not a trailer. The BOY himself has hinted at the new place being a trailer and the Bogwitch (who, granted, is not a reliable narrator) has claimed it as well.