. Its really starting to PISS ME OFF TOOBS
Speaking as a Cobro oldfag (and fully aware of how incredibly faggy it is trying to seem like an OG tardmocker), every time a 'tuber does the same old "Introduction to King Cobra" video, it introduces fresh waves of weens and A-Logs who actively try to fuck with him irl. Sure, at the end of the day it's teasing a waterhead. But historically, is just invites more and more of the people whose idea of enjoying a lolcow is fucking with the means of watching him in the first place. Off the top of my head? Coming up with a list of offenses to try and get a YouTube channel banned.
My rap name in the 90s
This dude is basically the male version of Jessica Messica, with the only exception being he only grifts off of Cobes and doesn’t pozload my neghole. He’s still otherwise insufferable, and I still don’t get his faggy sonichu looking character in the corner of every video. I’d even give Jessica Messica a little bit more credit for not showing her ugly mug on every piece of content she makes, despite also being an insufferable cunt.
Wasn’t there was one where he rocketed a big loogie directly in his cup? I know that clip was saved it was so gross
The comedic timings of his sneezes, coughs and hiccips never ceases to amuse me. The "I'm your Huckleberry" shirt was just perfect for this incident too.
Don Picton / friendpricesCobros I need some help. Who was the person who designed the cobracraftwands logo? He also designed these two shirts I bought years ago. His name escapes me and it's bugging the fuck outta me that I can't remember nor can I find anything related to the images online
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Cashing in on Cobra with clickbait thumbnails is next level pathetic.
That really brings me back to when he was drinking Sake and being culturally considerate of all Asian people of Chinese descent.
Now that the NaL well has run dry. I really miss her, ya know?
I just need to know more about her, like why is she such a bitch? Where will she stream next?
Why box piss? Not bowl, bottle, nor drawer. Cardboard not waterproff. She said it was full of packing peanuts... imagine disposing of it and spilling pissy peanuts everywhere. If she did that in my house I'd dump box in her bed. Crazy Cobra's still doordashing hagraven. Imagine their "private" convos. Cursed facetime. Smells like Dave's classic dumpster water.
