Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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she's just like us bros

edit: i've been aware of her lore for a while now, she made a tiktok before where she cheated on her boyfriend with another man. I'll try to find it and edit it here

edit: can't find it but found an old video where she was live on tiktok hitting on some ginger woman


TIL she was at Minecon 2016 (time stamped)
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wait isn't this the same bitch that wanted to fuck dogs
 
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Grape Garden said:
Yeah, I feel a lot of his challenges would kill a normal person, at the very least food poisoning. Would actually love to see people trying this. Also, did she nail it? A lot of Cobes' food hacks require a settling time of a few hours don't they? That's when the real flavor kicks in. That sushi needs a good set.
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The best are the arbitrary drinking challenges like 12 Four Lokos or the Budweiser Challange.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
The best are the arbitrary drinking challenges like 12 Four Lokos or the Budweiser Challange.
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I fucking love it when he out of nowhere thinks up a challenge himself, fails the challenge, and then is bummed and apologizes for failing the challenge. Nobody but yourself tasked you with eating 12 KFC chicken drumsticks cobies! It’s infinitely hilarious that he thinks up an arbitrary challenge, that he comes up with the arbitrary criteria to beat, and he still fails every time

“Today I’m gonna challenge myself to eat $60 worth of fried chicken”
*Later*
“Fuck I failed the challenge I’m such a loser”
 
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This was recently sent to me, however it has been uncovered that some of the groups who were actively calling in Police to attend Cobra's property during the Puff Saga.

The "Cow Wrangla" community has had a history of pozloading my neghole, ops, and interfering with Cows. The BMJ niggas already had to scare them away when he was emerging as a lolcow. This community is directly attached to SmokeyMCC and Kiwitapes, and has now gathered enough history of fucking with cows to warrant documentation.

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This is the individual that was calling the police:

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I am currently preparing a thread on these individuals, however the same group's members were found to be a furfag that cries about the farms in public but then posts TTD exclusively while harvesting content and again.

The same group were exposed as posting images of themselves as boys (children) in dresses for their audience to openly sexualise.

These retards were my personal lolcows for a while, however now that I am being sent shit showing just how rancid they are I'll be working on a thread.
 

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Londo said:
This was recently sent to me, however it has been uncovered that some of the groups who were actively calling in Police to attend Cobra's property during the Puff Saga.

The "Cow Wrangla" community has had a history of pozloading my neghole, ops, and interfering with Cows. The BMJ niggas already had to scare them away when he was emerging as a lolcow. This community is directly attached to SmokeyMCC and Kiwitapes, and has now gathered enough history of fucking with cows to warrant documentation.

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This is the individual that was calling the police:

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I am currently preparing a thread on these individuals, however the same group's members were found to be a furfag that cries about the farms in public but then posts TTD exclusively while harvesting content and again.

The same group were exposed as posting images of themselves as boys (children) in dresses for their audience to openly sexualise.

These retards were my personal lolcows for a while, however now that I am being sent shit showing just how rancid they are I'll be working on a thread.
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Good on you; keep on keepin' on Cobro. The 2h4s dudes are glass-tapping faggots and their horde of vicious retards need to be exposed.
 
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Your Landlord said:
Good on you; keep on keepin' on Cobro. The 2h4s dudes are glass-tapping faggots and their horde of vicious retards need to be exposed.
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Hard agree. I unrionically did enjoy Smokey's stuff when he started out, but since teaming up with Kiwi things seemed to have gotten off the rails a bit, but I've thought looped about this before so I digress toobz I'll just watch it unfold.
 
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Londo said:
I am currently preparing a thread on these individuals, however the same group's members were found to be a furfag that cries about the farms in public but then posts TTD exclusively while harvesting content and again.

The same group were exposed as posting images of themselves as boys (children) in dresses for their audience to openly sexualise.

These retards were my personal lolcows for a while, however now that I am being sent shit showing just how rancid they are I'll be working on a thread.
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And these are the same people who insist that it's Cobes who's the sicko here.
 
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Londo said:
The BMJ niggas already had to scare them away when he was emerging as a lolcow
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When did they try to tap the glass with Bossman? The only notable pozloading my neghole with him I know of was when Marty tried swatting him and sent male escorts to his house.
 
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