Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Toobz42 said:
He almost started crying and froze up in the stream where he said he didn't step on pufferths. He obviously did a clumsy drunken tard stomp on Puff when the lizard was roaming his bogpartment. I blame puffs death on jorp getting with NAL - the ghost of Puff had his revenge.
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You ever drop your phone or something and in that split-second you put your foot out to break the fall a bit, but just end up kicking it and making it worse? Or maybe have a dog/cat try to get by you out the door and put your leg out to block them? Just a dumbass reflex to try and fix the situation. You probably just end up banging your knee or making things worse.

We both have similar theories to what actually happened to Puff. I believe Josh actually did take a lizard resting on his shoulder into the snow (because it's gothic badboy af) so he could smoke. I think Josh thought there was no way Puff would run because of how cold the air is, and how much Puff "loves" him; he may have even succeeded in doing so before, but he didn't count on how irritating the smoke is.

Maybe it was a few degrees warmer than normal, maybe some sun-rays shining, and Puff couldn't stand the smoke enveloping him, his sinuses and eyes, or the cold any longer and he decided to bolt; Josh tried to catch him but in his state ended up stomping the poor guy.

I fully accept something similar could have happened inside of the apartment but Josh has seemed relatively consistent on the "took him outside" bit of the story. I don't think Josh can lie without sort of telling the truth, like the "fuck i got into a car crash!" moment.

 B uuuuuuuuuuuuuT I digress, t00bz.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Editing a 3 hour live stream down to a shorter format? Sure, whatever. But taking a video uploaded the same day, barely trimming it down, and uploading to your own monetized channel without even waiting a day? Come on man that’s scummy however you slice it.
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That's fair I agree with you there. He also will clip stuff that's not even worth clipping like beg streams just so he can get more content up.
 
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Agares said:
She's such a good actor. Even nailed down NAL's tweaker dances to a T.
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Dayum, she good. Its the troof.

I love how it's Clint's house and he has pictures of himself in every room. Ole girl is for sure hip to the lore.

She sounded EXACTLY like Jessica, lmao. Although, I can't stunt, she went easy on her overall. No box pissing, no treasure hunt, and no exhorting.

When NippleDancer walked in and Josh just shook his head "no" that was when I knew... twu.

Good shit toobz. "With a D! D for DICK! He said my MEOW smelled like Wendy's and he's going to get me pregnant". It was like she channeled aNAL.

I was thinking, how much would it boost Josh's confidence if someone hired a fine ass prosti to pretend to be his biggest fan? Not even fuck him. Just sperg out about how famous he is and how much his music rocks. Take pics and get his autograph. It could be life changing to have an actual hot fan girl gassing him up.

He'd feel like his magic has just made the traffic light change. I still don't think it's enough to get him to leave Jessica though. I think he's scared too.

Better not break up with Jessica, BOY! You better stay with her FOREVER. You're too much of a little BOY! to leave that slunt anyhoo.

I digress.

Mushroom King said:
Imagine Juggalos. Nate is so fucking cringe
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He's like an anthropomorphic joker meme.
 
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Your Landlord said:
Not sure if anybody cares but Cobes is talking on stream with juggalos.
Some mega-faggot is trying to tell Cobes that he can sue all of his trolls and that he will help him dox us all. Cobes doesn't seen to give a fuck about anything but the blonde.
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Mushroom King said:
Imagine Juggalos. Nate is so fucking cringe.
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I want to say a good word about the Juggalo mission right there. They did a honorable thing.
JM put out a part of the panel, where one can see, what they were up to, without having to listen to hours long streams. They didn't mince their words, when it came to NAL. Cobes' sound is fucked up, but anyway.

Some seasoned Juggalos, who like the same things he likes, say:
Nobody can tell you what to do, but you don't need to stay in a toxic relationship, dude!
There is alternatives out there.

They invited him to come to a Juggalo meetup. People would love to see him.
And then there was this woman, too.

NAL, meanwhile, resorted to her stories, more eyeliner and a hypnotizing stare. I guess, he still sends her food.
 
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Mushroom King said:
Imagine Juggalos. Nate is so fucking cringe.
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I wish he would just shut the fuck up. Every time he has Cobes on he always talks over him. And the other juggalo talking over that sweet juggalette angel with his drink combo. Though I think it would be cool if he went out to the gathering. Granted Cobes couldn't fix his mic issues, it sounded like he was under water or the mic is just blocked with grease or something. Too regarded to fix it, but not regarded enough to randomly turn the camera on to give you that drink shot.
 
lottalove said:
Some seasoned Juggalos, who like the same things he likes, say:
Nobody can tell you what to do, but you don't need to stay in a toxic relationship, dude!
There is alternatives out there.

They invited him to come to a Juggalo meetup. People would love to see him.
And then there was this woman, too.
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I only know Juggalo stuff through watching Cyraxx, but I feel confident in saying Cobes could get laid at The Gathering.
 
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Blessed with good genetics
 
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