Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

In other words she hit on Aaron and Cobra found out. Prolly to get back at Josh for masterchatterbating.

Confession by projection all day. She is also the one who called cobra an idiot 100%.

How tall is aNAL? Didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Fuck I wish she'd drown in her bath tub and quit lying on people who do nice things for her. Fucking gutter slunt(slimy cunt).

Isolation campaign phase 2 continues. Jawshie is not ALLOWED to have friends.

He has a GIRLFRIEND.

If he gave a shit AT ALL he would forsake every jealous demogorgon friend AND family member.

When he let's Jessica handle ALL his money he'll finally be rich and Jessica, I mean Josh, will finally get that clocktower obliette, I mean mansion.

She's not going to isolate Josh from shit, he lives half a continent away from her, he hates her, and he has no plans to ever see her again under his own power.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Whatever else you may feel about the bog hag, it's gotta feel rough getting ghosted by Cobes of all people. Like, the boglim took a look at you and thought to himself "I deserve better than this," and he was right.

 

[3deadniggers]

She's not going to isolate Josh from shit, he lives half a continent away from her, he hates her, and he has no plans to ever see her again under his own power.

How do you isolate someone with no friends and a family that isolates him from them? He's busy doing bog things and she's not able to stand it.

If trolls pay for NAL to visit Cobra he will let her in and fuck her again. Their relationship doesn't end until the trolls stop paying for visits and any time in between is them doing their usual thing. NAL goes insane, rants about everything and Daddy fucking her trolls while Cobra dwells within the bogtrailer. If they're given the chance they will meet and attempt to breed before leaving for their own swamps.

 

[Umaibae]

He still has it and I bet it's never seen a dishwasher to this very day.

He actually pointed it out in a recent video. It’s on the weird bookshelf in his YoooToob Room.

 

[Shinkai]

I’m so sad I missed out on a potion time glass. Such a silly little thing but not so egregious and insane to look like a total weirdo for owning it like anything else he made

We got the potion time glasssss.

And then we got some black CHERRY.

Famous last words

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

We got the potion time glasssss.

And then we got some black CHERRY.

Famous last words

That stream started off so normal, but then the inanimate objects wanted to be cute.

 

[Shinkai]

That stream started off so normal, but then the inanimate objects wanted to be cute.

Definitely a Top 5 moment. As difficult as it is to get some people into cobes considering you show him to them and either they look at you like you're insane or they get it yknow? It's one of my go to videos to send to people that usually make them want to watch another haha

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Fuck I wish she'd drown in her bath tub and quit lying on people who do nice things for her. Fucking gutter slunt (slimy cunt).

Unironically watching her end up drowning in the tub on livestream after getting blitzed on booze and benzos would be a fantastic crescendo to the arc. Can't think of a person more deserving of having their unceremonious death broadcast to Internet.

 

[Your Landlord]

Unironically watching her end up drowning in the tub on livestream after getting blitzed on booze and benzos would be a fantastic crescendo to the arc. Can't think of a person more deserving of having their unceremonious death broadcast to Internet.

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It would certainly be her "best of me" moment.

 

[bonified retard]

If trolls pay for NAL to visit Cobra he will let her in and fuck her again.

I think she'd have to just show up unannounced at this point. I doubt he has any part of planning another visit. And considering he's gone out of his way to not mention her on stream recently, it doesnt even seem like he views it as a win over the trolls anymore. He left all the bathroom stuff she bought him behind while moving out. I don't think he does that unless he knows she won't ever be back. He'd have to answer for it, and we've all seen how scared he is of pissing her off.

 

[3deadniggers]

I think she'd have to just show up unannounced at this point. I doubt he has any part of planning another visit. And considering he's gone out of his way to not mention her on stream recently, it doesnt even seem like he views it as a win over the trolls anymore. He left all the bathroom stuff she bought him behind while moving out. I don't think he does that unless he knows she won't ever be back. He'd have to answer for it, and we've all seen how scared he is of pissing her off.

You over estimate how much Cobra cares about cleaning supplies if you read anything into him not packing them up. A bottle of bleach isn't a romantic gift you treasure.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Since we're talking about the wiki, I couldn't help but wonder if anyone's made an updated list of Cobra's Relics of Fail. I feel like there's a hell of a lot more these days than just Shon and the old pie high hat now.

I'd add:
Pie High Hat 2.0 (2022-present)
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The cap gun (2022-present)
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The shotgun (Clint might have taken it away. Last seen 2021)
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His wands (far too many to catalog)

The crystal staff
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His various gas station knives and swords

The Potion Time glass (I think he still has this one)

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I'm probably missing so many others.

There’s also the two cobra plushies: Garfield and Salazar, the Puff plush, and that little green lizard plush (don’t know if it has a name).

There’s also his guitars, the skull goblet that he broke, and the Jack Skellington goblet.

Oh and Rusty, the cobra puppet.

 

[bonified retard]

You over estimate how much Cobra cares about cleaning supplies if you read anything into him not packing them up. A bottle of bleach isn't a romantic gift you treasure.

It doesnt matter what it was, it was still a "gift" from Jessica that she constantly brought up as such.

He is very sentimental, and has moved literal trash, like empty beer bottles, from apartment to apartment because he treasures the memories attached to them.

I'm just saying he could've thrown all that shit in the same box as his incel soap, but he chose not to. He didn't forget the empty beer can he drank with "banjo bill" 4 years ago, though.

 

[Teeter]

Bog Hag was particularly vicious coming after Aaron. I have a theory. I think Cobes has been ghosting her and she’s feeling embarrassed. She tried to hit on Aaron during his autistic Fiesta Ware ramblings and he came back with “ew no” which set her off, so she decided to torpedo his friendship with Cobes to cover her tracks and isolate him to where he has no one to talk to BUT her. (Little does she know he’s too retarded to care)

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He is very sentimental, and has moved literal trash, like empty beer bottles, from apartment to apartment because he treasures the memories attached to them.

He doesn't "treasure the memories" associated with the booze bottles he blacked out while drinking, he thinks they look badass like all teenagers.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Was trying to find the potion time video guys talked above. And ended up on Apothic Dark Red Wine and Skull glass video. I don't think I had seen this one.

"I didn't mean to break this... A SECOND TIME ! It was an accident, but getting heated about gender relations it happens."

He has indeed cups worth mentioning in Wiki.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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For some reason this image is especially funny if you listen to the Suno pizza loop song at the same time.

 

[Shinkai]

Was trying to find the potion time video guys talked above. And ended up on Apothic Dark Red Wine and Skull glass video. I don't think I had seen this one.

"I didn't mean to break this... A SECOND TIME ! It was an accident, but getting heated about gender relations it happens."

He has indeed cups worth mentioning in Wiki.

Was you looking for this one?

Also hahhaa his voice in the one you posted. AWWWEUUUUUUH

 

[bonified retard]

He doesn't "treasure the memories" associated with the booze bottles he blacked out while drinking, he thinks they look badass like all teenagers.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Was you looking for this one?

Also hahhaa his voice in the one you posted. AWWWEUUUUUUH

Oh I had seen that one. But it was not Potion time I remembered it for
"Get the fuck out of my way you stupid fucking hat !"
Indeed as said above, probably best clip to make someone want to see more.