Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobes is also prone to drunken outbursts in public which might be another reason for him being banned from so many places in Casper, I really doubt it's all the dang dirty troles
No way bro. Cobes is a special little golden angel and 100% of his bannings are because of the weens. Cobra has never thrown a drunken tantrum at noon in the middle of an Albertsons.
 
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I've got the Cobratron sifting through the gigantic pile of Cobra transcripts I have and writing articles about his beliefs with citations now. Anyone got ideas for beliefs I could have it look for? I already covered guns/mass shootings, gender relayshuns, and sickos. I'm still not a huge fan of its writing style but it's incredibly good at citing a shitload of sources.
- his beliefs in Magic
- general superstitions (obsession with the number 34 and attributing significance to arbitrary things in general)
- Opinions on Bitesize cobra videos

I know somebody else said religion but that one is deep because there’s his views on other religions, particularly Christianity. But also his own believes spiritualism and mythology he concocted so that’s like two separate topics under one blanket
 
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I've got the Cobratron sifting through the gigantic pile of Cobra transcripts I have and writing articles about his beliefs with citations now. Anyone got ideas for beliefs I could have it look for? I already covered guns/mass shootings, gender relayshuns, and sickos. I'm still not a huge fan of its writing style but it's incredibly good at citing a shitload of sources.
The Josh and Politics page is going to be one big mess of contradictions. I can already tell.
 
I have heard a rumor from the jessica messica circle that someone talked to NAL and she confirmed to that person that someone bought her a ticket to casper for august. They are saying that she accepted the ticket without asking cobra first and that cobra has been ghosting her when she told him about it. Can anyone confirm?
Aaron possibly?
 
I have heard a rumor from the jessica messica circle that someone talked to NAL and she confirmed to that person that someone bought her a ticket to casper for august. They are saying that she accepted the ticket without asking cobra first and that cobra has been ghosting her when she told him about it. Can anyone confirm?
what's there to confirm, if we also don't know?
 
I have heard a rumor from the jessica messica circle that someone talked to NAL and she confirmed to that person that someone bought her a ticket to casper for august. They are saying that she accepted the ticket without asking cobra first and that cobra has been ghosting her when she told him about it. Can anyone confirm?
Having that BPD meth hag show up to his new place unannounced after she got him evicted from his old place is the stuff of nightmares, man. I can see it now:

knockknockknock
"If it's paid for, leave it at the door! Oh fucking gawd! My trole- MY TROLES found my new address because I rule their sad lives, doodt."
"Hey jawwwwshiiiiiie....."
 
I’m still genuinely blown away that cobies doesn’t know what’s in his bank account at any given time. Schrödinger’s savings account. he either has money or he doesn’t and that’s the extent of his banking status
He has no concept of numbers, hence no concept of money. $10, $100, $1000. It’s all the same to him. This is why he thinks nothing of spending $60 on a single Little Caesar’s pizza or turning a $15 DoorDash burger into a $35 one.

Boy floats through life thinking his bank account balance is like the money tray in a Monopoly game. It’s there, and it has no real meaning.
 
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I've got the Cobratron sifting through the gigantic pile of Cobra transcripts I have and writing articles about his beliefs with citations now. Anyone got ideas for beliefs I could have it look for? I already covered guns/mass shootings, gender relayshuns, and sickos. I'm still not a huge fan of its writing style but it's incredibly good at citing a shitload of sources.
Scottie's sister, iron maiden, backstreet boys, squatch soap, tobacco, old pickup that was supposed to be fixed up by his uncle that his uncle sold, cocaine(and it's plant of origin, cacao), lsd(and prison lsd), isis(and their magical defeat), onions as related to hair growth, bells, trans people.
 
Having that BPD meth hag show up to his new place unannounced after she got him evicted from his old place is the stuff of nightmares, man. I can see it now:

knockknockknock
"If it's paid for, leave it at the door! Oh fucking gawd! My trole- MY TROLES found my new address because I rule their sad lives, doodt."
"Hey jawwwwshiiiiiie....."
"Jaaawshie, I'll suck your cobra and when your about to nut you can hit the duster. I know you wanna bust on my goiter. Jaawshie, whAT dID I DOOOOoooooOOOooooOO!??!"
 
"Jaaawshie, I'll suck your cobra and when your about to nut you can hit the duster. I know you wanna bust on my goiter. Jaawshie, whAT dID I DOOOOoooooOOOooooOO!??!"
>"bust on my goiter"
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