Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bogliacci said:
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These retards will spend almost $100 dollars to send cobes something he's just going to toss
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"Verification of your business is required."
First time buyer form requires uploading business license.

Hope they are actually diligent about that stuff. But packaging indeed is so you see what the hell is in there. One would actually have to order those home and then send them in more covert way. I assume this is not going to happen. Skin crawling thought. Fuck me, I would not open one of those bags to repackage them.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Reminds me of the guy who spent like $300 on troll groceries and sent it to the wrong address. Also I’m hoping this is just a joke and not something somebody would really do that would be seriously fucked. Cobies would surely screen the package and throw it away I’d hope but even still. Mailing somebody parasites?
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At least they didn't send him a glitter bomb full of bed bugs.
 
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To be fair, he probably already has bedbugs. Casper wyoming apparently is infested with them
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But seriously, that's beyond weening. That is fucked up, especially if it was sent as a glitter bomb style package. Bedbugs are resilient and they would definitely survive the transit. He had roaches at the old place and that trailer likely comes with it's own host of creepy crawlies but sending bedbugs to someone is fucked up, though I can't help but find it funny.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
To be fair, he probably already has bedbugs. Casper wyoming apparently is infested with them
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But seriously, that's beyond weening. That is fucked up, especially if it was sent as a glitter bomb style package. Bedbugs are resilient and they would definitely survive the transit. He had roaches at the old place and that trailer likely comes with it's own host of creepy crawlies but sending bedbugs to someone is fucked up, though I can't help but find it funny.
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Man, I can't even find it funny because it's as close to physically harming him as you can get without being in person. Bedbugs make cows crazy, not funny.
 
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Goatchoker said:
I edited my last post but.

It’s for training dogs or pest control purposes only so they 100% keep tabs on who buys.
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Yeah I’m sure they vet who buys them. Imagine being legally liable for somebody using your product as a way to terrorize people. Getting arrested and charged with fuckin’ I dunno a bioterrorism(?) to own the bog.

Though that made me imagine a funny scenario where somebody sends him hoax anthrax and he’s to stupid to know the point of it.

“So one of my trolls sent me an envelope with flour in it. How is that even trolling? My trolls are fucking pathetic like duurrrrr cobra is gonna bake some bread! It didn’t- it DIDN’T even spill because I opened the envelope carefully because I’m used to these trolls fuckin’ with me. I own these fuckers lives or they wouldn’t be mailing me baking ingredients.“
 
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barrow greeter said:
That's very insidious though, they know if any bed bugs got into the trailer, cobes wouldn't have the wherewithal to ever get rid of the infestation.
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They're almost impossible to get rid of if you're not a poor retard. Clint would either have to suspend his bed and sprinkle diatomaceous earth around the trailer every day, or pay for a company to tent the trailer and turn it into an oven which is very expensive. However, Cobes would probably never even notice he had them, like the roaches that he ate.
 
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He smokes random vape juices already. I would hope no one would risk a murder charge for Josh. Still, if I were him I wouldn't be drinking, eating, or smoking anything sent to me. He wouldn't be KingCobraJFS if he made good choices though.
 
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GibMoneyPls said:
He smokes random vape juices already. I would hope no one would risk a murder charge for Josh. Still, if I were him I wouldn't be drinking, eating, or smoking anything sent to me. He wouldn't be KingCobraJFS if he made good choices though.
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The problem with that is anything sent to him like that is instantly labeled as "a fan sent me this" in his head. Of course the person is buying and sending him the hulk hogan megapuff vape to troll him knowing he will go through the juice in a week and suck on that coil for another month or two. Same thing as the 4 handles of rotgut vodka trolls sent him he was thanking them calling them a fan.
 
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Agares said:
Just when I started to think the A-logging was finally dying down.
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JM showed this members only community post from bogchron saying that he's been getting troll deliveries to his trailer behind the scenes. Love how he doesn't give any details on where he's getting this information. Better not be alogging cobra for clips, boy!

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Bogliacci said:
These retards will spend almost $100 dollars to send cobes something he's just going to toss
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From the website:
Disclaimer:

Bed Bugs are for professionals only. We do not sell bed bugs unless you own a trained scent detection canine or are a Pest Control Professional. No exceptions. Verification of your business is required. Customer agrees that for any liability related to the purchase of products or services, Inspector Hound LLC is not liable or responsible for any amount of damages above the total dollar amount paid by the customer for the purchase of products and/or services.
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Agares said:
Just when I started to think the A-logging was finally dying down. Holy shit, imagine sending an alcoholic retard bedbugs in hopes of causing an infestation in his new house. Might be wrong here, but even Wings and DSP's A-logs weren't this unhinged.
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Tbh I think this is a pure troll and probably wasn't even done.
anliteralidiot said:
So, theoretically, if you doxed the alog who bought them, and contacted the company, could you get them to reverse the shipping?
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You probably wouldn't have to dox them, just say the delivery to this specific address is just for the purposes of harassing him and deliberately infesting him with bed bugs, and if it's true they can do whatever they want with that information.
 
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