Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

He could've gone outside and grilled whenever he wanted. I'm surprised he never did

I learned about the grills on a seizure stream a while back I believe. I think he never used them because he probably didn't know how to.

I specified wood pellets for two reasons I should have explained:

1. They function basically like an oven and are super easy to use, no fire all electric. (cobes would probably still need Clint to show him how to use one the first time)
2. The different smoke styles, cook style and pellet types would let the gothic bad boy really customize his meals.

 

[Papa]

Is treating service staff like dirt an American thing to feel empowered?

I meet with American clients frequently in Europe and have had the displeasure to apologize to waiting and service personnel. What is the point of acting like a nouveau riche dickhead?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

KingCobrassRipperJFS

"Fartin' a wet and juicy on my troles' door hahahahahahaha"

 

[North Oakland Avenue]

people who demean or put down service staff is the lowest of the fucking low. From experience it remains one of the best indicators of true character.

Truth. The entire reason "Karen" is a meme is because of entitled retards that are dicks to service/retail workers.

 

[biggacracka]

The first time he tried to make french fries he used water instead of oil (he was working at fucking Wendy's at the time so no excuse lmao) and ended up just making a pleasant potato stew.

it's not uncommon the parboil the potatoes and cooling them before frying them (though it may be more common "parfry" them), so maybe he went off that but boglified the recipe?

 

[ResignedCustodes]

I've been playing leisure suit larry 6 today because my life's boring like that and I had a thought of a p&c style game about our Boy with all the old Sierra style gags would be amazing

Use wand on streetlight
Use Tactical Soap on self
Talk to hat
Use hat
Attack hat

I'd play it

 

[anliteralidiot]

Use wand on streetlight
Use Tactical Soap on self
Talk to hat
Use hat
Attack hat

I'd play it

always have an option to fart

 

[Bogliacci]

Regardless of what people believe, Cobes last apartments the Conquistadores Pronghorn wasn't a ghetto slum. It was pretty nice for Casper

For some reason people were just convinced it was some section 8 shithole, the only evidence being that Ian was a felon and on a google maps snapshot there was a cop car parked in the parking lot.

 

[k0ndumba2]

I'd love to take a swab of his jacket that he wiped his dirty, raw steak fingers on; I bet I could grow some currently unknown strains of bacteria.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Use wand on streetlight
Use Tactical Soap on self
Talk to hat
Use hat
Attack hat

I'd play it

Use phone to summon food
Use phone to talk to troles
Talk to phone
Attack phone

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

ok so i feel like we need to talk about why cobes constantly leaves his food hacks to cool overnight.

is it purely for his teeth? like its so painful he goes as long as he can between eating. then throws everything he can at it cause hes hungry as fuck. then cools it down because cool, room temperature, or piping hot it will make his teeth hurt either way?

 

[anliteralidiot]

ok so i feel like we need to talk about why cobes constantly leaves his food hacks to cool overnight.

is it purely for his teeth? like its so painful he goes as long as he can between eating. then throws everything he can at it cause hes hungry as fuck. then cools it down because cool, room temperature, or piping hot it will make his teeth hurt either way?

I think it's teeth. The fridge is too cold, but he can't eat it fresh, so he needs it to be room temp, the true neutral. And he probably forgets and passes out .

 

[Molly Millions]

Cobra wants to know why I watch his videos if I don't like his cooking

It's because I can taste the suffering of the boglim and it's fucking delicious

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I've been playing leisure suit larry 6 today because my life's boring like that and I had a thought of a p&c style game about our Boy with all the old Sierra style gags would be amazing

Better yet - Make it a young and potentially legally-distinct Cobra at Job Corps trying to unearth the twisted secrets behind why it's so haunted(it isn't). The second one is the result of realizing it was all fake, and is just the Boy wandering around his apartment.

 

[gobread]

Well at least he put it in the fridge this time I guess

Gotta let that grease congeal. Simply exquisid.

 

[JambledUpWords]

ok so i feel like we need to talk about why cobes constantly leaves his food hacks to cool overnight.

is it purely for his teeth? like its so painful he goes as long as he can between eating. then throws everything he can at it cause hes hungry as fuck. then cools it down because cool, room temperature, or piping hot it will make his teeth hurt either way?

If his teeth already have nerve exposure, which is likely the case for a few of his teeth by now, it probably hurts like crazy to eat foods the slightest bit too cold or too hot. On top of it, his food generally needs to be mushier to avoid hurting the teeth. If he ever gets his teeth fixed, it’s going to be a very large bill.

 

[bonified retard]

 

[1700somewhere]

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"which is all kinda a catch-all 22"

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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The Clint Saunders Photography watermark nearly sent me out of my chair. That's art.

Simply exquisid, like a fine plate of 5000 calorie steakslop.

 

[funscape]

ok so i feel like we need to talk about why cobes constantly leaves his food hacks to cool overnight.

is it purely for his teeth? like its so painful he goes as long as he can between eating. then throws everything he can at it cause hes hungry as fuck. then cools it down because cool, room temperature, or piping hot it will make his teeth hurt either way?

I think you're overthinking it. It's likely because he gets drunk or falls asleep and forgets and then plays it like it was intentional on the occasion that it comes up.