Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ran-chan]

Blowing pipe smoke into your wine and mixing it up is MDWU

"Tastes like tobacco"

 

[ibeatmywife]

It's honestly pretty cool sucks it's only 6% because that kind of makes it a pussy beer type drink I expected it to be one of those flavored high volume drinks they have wines that are fruit flavored and 20% made by a company based out of Michigan they ship to any state besides South Carolina. I don't know why I even know this I don't even like or drink alcohol but their line of wines intrigued me one of the flavors was bomb pop.

Edit the name is st Julian's

 

[Umaibae]

I’ve always wondered who the target audience is for liquor in stupid gimmick bottles. Now I know.

Quote from the video, RE: reminiscing about a foul-sounding pipe tobacco combo:

“Pipes and Cigars was like, ‘You can create your own custom blend.’ And I’m like, ‘Yeah, I’m all about that life.’”

Indeed you are, Jord. Indeed you are.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I looked it up, it's 6% ABV. So it's like drinking a very large beer more than drinking wine

Yea that's not that much for a normal adult, it would give you a nice buzz but it would be manageable for anyone that drinks a couple of beers in a single sitting. What's more worrying is how much more he probably consumed offscreen. He already said he drank an entire one the day before "but the review didn't turn out right".

We aren't all born knowing the abv percentage of fruity boglim potions, but I digress.

 

[anliteralidiot]

He spoke about Hammerfall a long time ago. I thought the paint fumes and Duster had wiped it from his memory. In the good ol' days he listened to Sabaton too.

his gf won't stop listening to Hammerfall

 

[ASeabear8952]

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May potentially be bullshit.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

it's only 6% abv, are you 50 pounds or something?

Seriously I didnt even know they made wine that weak. At least convenience store rotgut fortified wine is like 10%.

Chinese Emperor Qin Shi Huang drinks a mercury and arsenic elixir prepared by his eunuchs in hopes of gaining immortality, 206 BCE, woodprint

black flame to light my green radium poisoning tmdwu

 

[grand larsony]

I used ElevenLabs' speech-to-speech to make this. I recorded myself reading out the Job Corps saga article from the Wiki and then converted my voice to Josh's voice. I'm thinking about setting up wav2lip next and making a lip sync video where Josh can be seen reading it.

 

[bonified retard]

I also notice him talking about his new song he's making being like "Hammerfall mixed with Ozzy". Has he ever talked about Hammerfall before?

There's 2 pages of results on Lolcowgo for hammerfall, going all the way back to 2017. Pretty sure they're the reason he does the layered vocal thing in his music

And oh lord I hope for everyone writing wine review on youtube that is 4th result.

That is some cultured audience Cobra needs.

Just searched wine review in an incognito browser, and it came up as the 3rd result. TWU

 

[AnOminous]

Seriously I didnt even know they made wine that weak. At least convenience store rotgut fortified wine is like 10%.

It probably tastes like Jolly Ranchers. I wouldn't really want a "wine" that tasted like that but it must be delicious compared to his toilet slop retard mead.

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

Chinese Emperor Qin Shi Huang drinks a mercury and arsenic elixir prepared by his eunuchs in hopes of gaining immortality, 206 BCE, woodprint

这就是 youtube 上的内容

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

May potentially be bullshit.
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I have a feeling this may be bullshit. one, jessica is lazy and didn't want to fly both times. second, she doesn't get as much money as she use to from doing this shit. first time she went, she got a shit ton. second time, not so much and she bitched about it. unless there is going to be a big pay day, she's just going to stay in her shit hole room and ask for donos.

 

[Molly Millions]

She expects to be paid to go visit her boyfriend



I have an idea: return home to the truckstop and give discount tugjobs

 

[ibeatmywife]

I doubt she got much of anything besides stuff people donated directly to her and josh giving her 100s of dollars for cab rides. Josh made alot of money during her first trip because they kept going live but be didn't get any of that money till the next month.

 

[bonified retard]

His description of his new "British Humor" shirt almost made me spit my drink out. "It says on the back I'll show you my Big Ben if you show me your minge". Classic cobes.

It's even better than he described. "Midge"


Edit: Just caught then instead of than. This really is a funny British tee shirt. Good job cobes.

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

It's even better than he described. "Midge"

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Edit: Just caught then instead of than. This really is a funny British tee shirt. Good job cobes.

Its like pottery. Magnifique. It's crucial that the brits have that pint before partaking in any sort of prattish behaviour.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Josh's raver untz-untz-untz joke is so fucking dated

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Josh's raver untz-untz-untz joke is so fucking dated

Definitely. I can't believe Cobra isn't more keen on the "up-incoming" sub-micro-niche-genre of Bogwave, hitting the underground right now:

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Downing 90% of a bottle of wine in half an hour is MDWU toobz. And I thought my wine tolerance was high.

Not as high as you think, this is 6% ABV so it's like drinking a pint and a half of decent beer.

Not Mad Dog or Wild Irish Rose like back in college. Mad Dog was manageable and even pretty good in the Bling-Bling Blue flavor, but Wild Eye had this nasty-ass oily undertaste I still remember.

EDIT: I had this written last night and it's late. IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

It's even better than he described. "Midge"

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Edit: Just caught then instead of than. This really is a funny British tee shirt. Good job cobes.

Nobody tell him. We could use another T-shirt meltdown.