Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Melon1488]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvWeq9MZmBc

the way he looks at mr green, he adores him. Having a normal person speak to him like he's someone really boosted cobes. Normally the boy wouldn't even side glance at the tards on the couch. shoutout bicclips

 

[ibeatmywife]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvWeq9MZmBc

the way he looks at mr green, he adores him. Having a normal person speak to him like he's someone really boosted cobes. Normally the boy wouldn't even side glance at the tards on the couch. shoutout bicclips

I think it's because of how normal that dude is. That's probably the exact kind of person who would fuck with cobes in school his whole life etc. So one of them being as chill as that dude was likely resonated with him alot more than an obvious scumbag like warlord

 

[I.B. Niggin]

cobra does seems like he think The Nightmare Before Christmas is gothic movie. lol

I mean, it is mall gothic, close enough.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Cobes isn't even really like his friends though outside of loving weed and booze. He's never once been arrested, he has no children out of wedlock, he isn't throwing piss on cops he's not at all the white trash people like Warlord are.

Cobes actually got arrested around Christmas of 2022 because he was walking around drunk. I believe Clint and the cops talked it out and said that the best course of action was to put him in jail for the night (someone could correct me on that part).

 

[mars]

Cobes actually got arrested around Christmas of 2022 because he was walking around drunk. I believe Clint and the cops talked it out and said that the best course of action was to put him in jail for the night (someone could correct me on that part).

They actually agreed to send him to another place. I think a homeless shelter with a place for people to dry out. However it turns out that place was full and Clint had peaced out right quick after talking to the police officer so they just took him to the drunk tank instead. It's in the police report.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Cobes actually got arrested around Christmas of 2022 because he was walking around drunk.

He wasn't walking around drunk, he downed an entire bottle of alcohol in the car ride from the bogden to the family house for the holiday. Cobra started threatening suicide/to kill clint because he was in the peak of his depressive angry phase and Clint called the police wanting them to take him to dry out in a homeless shelter as a lesson. Clint took off before he could find out that the shelter was closed/not doing intake and Cobra instead had to go to the drunk tank in jail for the night.

I made this meme video for the occasion;

 

[ibeatmywife]

He wasn't walking around drunk, he downed an entire bottle of alcohol in the car ride from the bogden to the family house for the holiday. Cobra started threatening suicide/to kill clint because he was in the peak of his depressive angry phase and Clint called the police wanting them to take him to dry out in a homeless shelter as a lesson. Clint took off before he could find out that the shelter was closed/not doing intake and Cobra instead had to go to the drunk tank in jail for the night.

I made this meme video for the occasion;

Suicide baiting him and Jessica really are made for each other.

 

[ASeabear8952]

He wasn't walking around drunk, he downed an entire bottle of alcohol in the car ride from the bogden to the family house for the holiday. Cobra started threatening suicide/to kill clint because he was in the peak of his depressive angry phase and Clint called the police wanting them to take him to dry out in a homeless shelter as a lesson. Clint took off before he could find out that the shelter was closed/not doing intake and Cobra instead had to go to the drunk tank in jail for the night.

I made this meme video for the occasion;

Thanks for the clarification and that video had me dying!

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

He wasn't walking around drunk, he downed an entire bottle of alcohol in the car ride from the bogden to the family house for the holiday. Cobra started threatening suicide/to kill clint because he was in the peak of his depressive angry phase and Clint called the police wanting them to take him to dry out in a homeless shelter as a lesson. Clint took off before he could find out that the shelter was closed/not doing intake and Cobra instead had to go to the drunk tank in jail for the night.

I made this meme video for the occasion;

Wasn't a one night stay in the hospital's psych ward also a third option?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Wasn't a one night stay in the hospital's psych ward also a third option?

the option was a psych evaluation; not inpatient treatment (also, it's 72 hrs stay. they could have just sent him to ICU and let the booze get out of his system). tbh, he wouldn't been committed. I think they wanted him to talk to a therapist/ social worker to calm him down and let the booze leave his system.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I left for work immediately after I made that last post and as I was walking out the door realized I said Cobes had never been arrested and was like "oh fuck he was though on Christmas" see in my mind he basically chose to be arrested that night. The cops weren't even going to put him in jail they wanted to put him in a homeless shelter. He went to jail because there was nowhere else to put him.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Cobes actually got arrested around Christmas of 2022 because he was walking around drunk. I believe Clint and the cops talked it out and said that the best course of action was to put him in jail for the night (someone could correct me on that part).

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Cop was going to take him to the homeless shelter to sleep it off but it was full. Consequently the only two options were hospital(likely psyche) or jail. Boglim's razor dictated that he chose the option that affected his permanent record.

 

[Molly Millions]

Going to talk to a social worker would have probably led to Cobra being identified as an edge case who needed extra attention.

So, obviously he chose to spend the night in jail harassing the other drunks and vagrants/sobbing drunkenly

 

['Ole Dente]

On the topic of those mockumentaries, someone’s doing a FUBAR prequel and it looks pretty deadly.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Going to talk to a social worker would have probably led to Cobra being identified as an edge case who needed extra attention.

So, obviously he chose to spend the night in jail harassing the other drunks and vagrants/sobbing drunkenly

IIRC he said he was in a cell by himself and other inmates were yelling at him saying he has no friends. To which he replied something about having all his youtube fans lmao. Not understanding implications in jail is pretty goth, doodt.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cop was going to take him to the homeless shelter to sleep it off but it was full. Consequently the only two options were hospital(likely psyche) or jail. Boglim's razor dictated that he chose the option that affected his permanent record.

wouldn't psyche have affected his ability to own the shotgun?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

IIRC he said he was in a cell by himself and other inmates were yelling at him saying he has no friends. To which he replied something about having all his youtube fans lmao.

Trolls status = slayed.

 

[bookers]

wouldn't psyche have affected his ability to own the shotgun?

Probably not. Idk what a psychward could do really.
I think if you threaten to kill someone or yourself they can hold you for 72 hours.
Other than that they prob just pop you full of pills and send you on your way.
Assuming they'd even take someone who's just drunk or w/e i'm not sure they're really made for that.
Kinda same with hospitals like idk you gonna drop someone off at the ER bc they're drunk?

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Probably not. Idk what a psychward could do really.
I think if you threaten to kill someone or yourself they can hold you for 72 hours.
Other than that they prob just pop you full of pills and send you on your way.
Assuming they'd even take someone who's just drunk or w/e i'm not sure they're really made for that.
Kinda same with hospitals like idk you gonna drop someone off at the ER bc they're drunk?

Pretty sure being 5150'd does remove your ability to own a firearm. Atleast in Indiana it dose.

Edit: Fixed many grammatical errors. Jesus I hate spell check.

 

[Molly Millions]

That's why it was such a shame that he couldn't see a social worker. His initial contact could have been with the kind of person who could identify a stray retard without judicial consequences.