Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

Man Jessica is fucking gross. I would NOT be surprised if she makes fake rape allegations against him in the next hour or day just to try and torpedo his fanbase. I honestly think though his fanbase/trollbase are so firmly anti-Jessica it'll be a retard move.



But she is a retard sooooooooooooooo

She kind of implied it already.

 

[somevan712]

Circle of protection on Cobes' new dry spell. The longer you wait, the hotter the new woman will be King. So mote it be.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

As if we didn't already know fucking lmao.
Bless him for finally admitting it and not cucking out to her. If I had money I'd doordash him a taco

A proper Doritos Locos Taco for the boy. Hell, maybe even 3, with all the ingredients you can put on them.

 

[Duck Duck No]

I miss this level of venom from Cobes. (gay pun but I'm gonna leave it)
He hasn't been this mad in a long-ass time.
I can't wait to see our king's next arc... Knocking door to door at the trailer park looking for a large-breasted gothic of age alive non-related female for consensual coitus

 

[Jobama]

I’m genuinely proud for the boy. It takes a lot of emotional maturity to get out of a toxic relationship like that. I’m glad this hag has finally been banished from the Cobraverse

 

[Ponzo]

She kind of implied it already.
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She is talking about the time she cleaned in the kitchen and he grabbed her saggy tits standing behind her and she said "Stop". It was after she caught him jerking off to a cam girl and before he went out alone with Aaron.

 

[Bobuno]

I'm glad that my BOY was willing to say all he did and let the witch have some of her shit flung back at her. He's late but he's taking a win at the fact he did it at all.

 

[Baroque]

He’s broken free of the mind compulsion but he still has to slay the beast.

 

[Galeocerdo]

She kind of implied it already.
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She's gross. I do not believe genuinely Cobra would do this. I've been proven wrong so I'm not dying on the hill or nothing, but I just don't see it.

 

[AnOminous]

Daaamnn, what a fucking response from the boglim! Nearly died at "Normal 40 year olds don't live with mommy and daddy, and your parents are saints for dealing with you".

It's amazing she's such a screeching fuckup even someone like Cobes can say it to her and not be a complete hypocrite. After all, he's technically not living with his parents.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

She kind of implied it already.
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Cobra is one of the worst liars on the planet. When he does try to fib about something it is very obvious to anyone and everyone. That and Cobra might do a lot of things but that's not one of them.

This bitch on the other hand has been caught on camera flipping the fuck out and getting really close to smacking our guy.

On a lighter note, now that Jessica is single she should date someone who deserves it. I hear there's a Bog Hog hanging out in beautiful Merida, Mexico. She should go meet him.

 

[mars]

While it's definitely a good thing that he's dumped her I really was looking forward to her visit and all the content it would bring. After this brief breakup moment we're going to have another dry spell.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

While it's definitely a good thing that he's dumped her I really was looking forward to her visit and all the content it would bring. After this brief breakup moment we're going to have another dry spell.

You never know, Jessica might just fly to Casper anyways. Josh had an episode recently where he forgot to lock his trailer door, after all.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Reports coming in of a line forming outside Cobes front door. It's women lined for miles after hearing the news that the sexiest goth bad boy is officially back on the market!

 

[DyingStarsForever]

"No one will ever love her the way I tried." That's actually a pretty profound statement, the boy has more maturity than his presentation lets on.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

BASED BASED BASED

 

[mikaylatoads]

Cobra should invest in chainmail. This bitch is stabby.

 

[Drama Fan]

The best moment from around 14:50

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Time for a commemorative AI slop song.

 

[RU486]

"Because I support trans rights", now begins the troon chaser arc. If he finds one, they probably will be more mentally stable than the sea hag Jessica.