Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

You know I wonder how this relationship would've played out without alog involvement. There was lots of people (trolls/buddy-trolls/alogs) in both of their ears non-stop trying to sabotage the relationship, I wonder if it would've been different if that didn't happen. Although I suppose it wouldn't have happened since the only reason he was able to fuck her is because buddy-trolls doordashed her to Casper.
Jessica's main goal has always been making money online, presumably because she's stuck living with her parents forever. She never would have noticed Josh without that motivation, and she'd be making a scene and causing drama no matter what.
 
There was lots of people (trolls/buddy-trolls/alogs) in both of their ears non-stop trying to sabotage the relationship, I wonder if it would've been different if that didn't happen.
How is warning him that she's a psychopath sabotaging? How is telling him that she said she was going to make a sex tape with him, and sell it for $5k, a bad thing?

The only bad thing troles did for the relationship was buy her tickets.
 
How is warning him that she's a psychopath sabotaging? How is telling him that she said she was going to make a sex tape with him, and sell it for $5k, a bad thing?
The sex tape thing Josh knew from the very beginning, it was part of her original grift to meet him. She is no doubt crazy but both of them have had a relentless barrage of trolls in their ears saying many different things, instigating drama.
 
Why are the NAL meltdown steams private now?

EDIT: They are now back up
Stream 1
Stream 2

For those looking for it, the best I could find is Jessica Messica. Though it does have some her commentary over it:


Man, to be a fly on the wall when this was happening.


It costs $0.00 to archive these clips you're linking holy shit
 
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People have been wanting Cobes to go on Fishtank since its inception. While they were still together Jessica said she would only want him on if they went on together. But she is absolutely more fitting.
He's never going on even before they started dating his excuse was he had to take care of puff
Maybe if Sam got in touch with Clint and offered some real money to cobra it could happen
 
I like how Josh can't quite get names sometimes. Jessica Messica becomes Messy Jessy, and Music Biz Marty became Marty Music Videos.
The all time greatest is how he mangled Gilbert Gottfried. All the other times he screwed up a name he at least mistook it for a different name that existed or some shit but Gilbert Gottfried somehow became complete fucking gibberish “Gobread Gilfred”
 
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