Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I got to take my hat off to a man like Cobra for not only dating people of a legally appropriate age, but also growing enough of a spine toss that pussy in the trash before it went stale.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

before it went stale

uh... it was well past the sell by date when he dipped his cobra in it.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

uh... it was well past the sell by date when he dipped his cobra in it.

When it comes to Cobe's opportunities, you can't evaluate staleness of the pussy with the same 80 IQ assessment somebody like you and I would normally use.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Josh said during season 2 that he couldn’t go on because he had to take care of Puff because it was cold out. After it ended, he kept saying that he had to wait for it to get warm out so he could look for Puff. Jessica kept trying to get herself on the show with Josh. Now that they’re both gone, he has no excuse not to go on!

Well like I said, Jessica is much more fit for Fishtank than Cobes.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

sounds just like my fucking ex. enjoy your freedom you beautiful bog creature.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He's been living it up all Friday. 2 drink combos AND a customized pizza to commemorate escaping NAL.

the pizza looks under cooked. christ, how he doesn't have worms yet puzzles me.

 

[bango skank]

He's been living it up all Friday. 2 drink combos AND a customized pizza to commemorate escaping NAL.

He legitimately looks happier than he has in months, look how bright the boy’s face is.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

He legitimately looks happier than he has in months, look how bright the boy’s face is.

It warms my heart. He is on a roll with the review videos. It must be a big weight off to not have to deal with her shit. I hope he keeps winning and she loses her god damn mind.

I’m very worried about her showing up and pretending that she didn’t know he had ended it. I was concerned for him on both visits and horrified at the abuse and her insanity. She really could hurt the boy. She’s is really that nasty!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Hennimore]

He's been living it up all Friday. 2 drink combos AND a customized pizza to commemorate escaping NAL.

Josh pulling directly from a bottle of vodka after just shouting about how Jessica is more of an alcoholic than him because he doesn't get black out drunk every time he drinks.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I'd be willi

I'm willing to bet real money she just shows up to the trailer unannounced one day. Whether she's invited in or is left outside to scream at him all day, who knows. But I don't doubt for one second if someone buys the plane ticket, she won't show.

Better not be willi, BOY!

 

[McSneaks]

BPDemon mode activated. Get ready for the extreme abuse/rape allegations (we already got the HE PUT HANDS ON ME TWICE) but that's NOTHING to what's coming

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

The most recent video where he shit talks her it’s kino how it gets darker and darker as the sun goes down.

Did anyone notice the train horns in the background? Maybe he got the air horn to toot back.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

I knew she would accuse him of physical assault when they broke up. She seems like the type to do that shit

 

[UncommonParlence]

No doodt its a clock tower
Get it right, trole

ClockTrailer tm

 

[Giant Machine]

FULL BLOWN teeth check

 

[BlastMonk]

FULL BLOWN teeth check

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If he was a horse he would have been taken out back

 

[ibeatmywife]

Pretty horrifying that he talks like he wanted jessica to open the pathway back to them talking again thankfully they are both so stubborn and quick to talk shit that it may solidfy it on its own.

 

[Titty Figurine]

The most recent video where he shit talks her it’s kino how it gets darker and darker as the sun goes down.

Did anyone notice the train horns in the background? Maybe he got the air horn to toot back.

Speed that up, add some transparent overlay imagery of her face in progressively more unhinged expressions, and have an AI tune up a nice little spoken word number of his best lines. Riding the water hag has been the scariest part of the (dank) food hack factory.

Kind of nice to think that maybe cutting the parasitic bitch loose restored his dark powers. With the cheeseburger charm finally lifted from his wizard's eyes, the sun and sky themselves effortlessly respond to his words for dramatic emphasis as he denounces the foul succubus for all to hear. TMDWU.

In all seriousness though I hope he feels like a weight is lifted. He's a lot more entertaining when he's just doing his own bumbling regard thing, fucking up simple shit and dropping absurd peeks into his worldview. His moments of self-awareness and general lifestyle are enough to cause a baseline of misery, but she's been sitting on his shoulders from half a country away and it shows. Man cannot ride bike to happiness carrying that much crazy bullshit, no matter how permitting the weather.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Honestly the more I think about it the more I think that him being basically retarded/ likely never getting laid again + her BPD and inability to find a dude will likely lead to him unblocking her eventually and them talking again.