Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ibeatmywife said:
Tbh after seeing that bodycam footage it really seems like she is on borrowed time. I think we should learn to enjoy the content she provides because it kinda seems like she's on the fast track to being committed to a psychiatric ward. As much as I hate nal and would love to see her get Rodney king'd on livestream what she genuinely needs is mental rehabilitation she is broken and needs treatment badly. Also rehab.
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I don't enjoy her content at all. I got into Cobes a few months before NAL started trying to get with Cobes and I watched the whole damn thing unfold in real time. It was an absolute horror. Cobes was already funny and watching this train wreck of a human insert herself was like watching a bus full of school kids die in a motor fire. I don't think there is anything redeeming about this saga. I've watched all of the past content documentaries, all of them, and she is absolutely the worst thing to ever happen to him. If he manages to get out of this without any further harm that is a major win, for everyone. If the universe was fair she'll accidentally walk in front of a truck tomorrow. She's a nightmare on flabby legs with major negative qualities for the human race and society.

She really just needs to shut the fuck up. I'm MATI and right now I reckon we should just turn the whole internet off for ever just to stop her streaming. Graaah!
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
I don't enjoy her content at all. I got into Cobes a few months before NAL started trying to get with Cobes and I watched the whole damn thing unfold in real time. It was an absolute horror. Cobes was already funny and watching this train wreck of a human insert herself was like watching a bus full of school kids die in a motor fire. I don't think there is anything redeeming about this saga. I've watched all of the past content documentaries, all of them, and she is absolutely the worst thing to ever happen to him. If he manages to get out of this without any further harm that is a major win, for everyone. If the universe was fair she'll accidentally walk in front of a truck tomorrow. She's a nightmare on flabby legs with major negative qualities for the human race and society.

She really just needs to shut the fuck up. I'm MATI and right now I reckon we should just turn the whole internet off for ever just to stop her streaming. Graaah!
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The second visit was when it really went off the rails. The yelling, the fighting, Cobes having to stay the night as his neighbor's because he didn't feel safe with NAL... You rarely get to see an abusive relationship play out like this on livestream. Cobes looked so fucking over it when he wasn't crossfaded out of his gourd. There were times when I thought it would end with someone getting hurt, killed or arrested too.

NAL makes a good case as for why all BPDemons belong in concentration camps.
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
"They're Hitler content-thieves that snipe with 0 commentary!"

"Why aren't you making any money on the original content?"

"Oh, I'm not monetised because I can't stop screaming about incest in a demonic voice and calling people niggerfaggots."

:story:
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This was great because on the surface it's basically "if you don't make money and it causes you issues, why do it?". The interesting thing to me is that it really elegantly displays how much of an attention fed parasite she is. She isn't happy unless she is the victim and the main character. The fact that the cop just calls her whole existence out with that line of questioning was the highlight of the footage for me.


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ibeatmywife said:
love to see her get Rodney king'd on livestream
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That would be fantastic. Some people should just stop breathing or better yet sent to do hard labor in Alaska.

ibeatmywife said:
As much as I hate nal and would love to see her get Rodney king'd on livestream what she genuinely needs is mental rehabilitation she is broken and needs treatment badly.
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She should be sent to Alaska to do hard labor until expiry ( after due process in a court of law ).

Star Spangled Bogger said:
she is absolutely the worst thing to ever happen to him. If he manages to get out of this without any further harm that is a major win, for everyone.
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A woman like NAL is a threat to every man in her vicinity. BPD sluts always go for the rape/DV/i was abooosed!!1! when they dont get their way. Its pathetic, disgusting and makes a mockery of actual victims of rape and domestic abuse. Never let false accusers escape their past.
 
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SniggeredHiggers said:
A woman like NAL is a threat to every man in her vicinity. BPD sluts always go for the rape/DV/i was abooosed!!1! when they dont get their way. Its pathetic, disgusting and makes a mockery of actual victims of rape and domestic abuse. Never let false accusers escape their past.
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BPD women seem to either go for meek/weak men and careen thru their lives like a runaway train. Or they get targeted by an even more accomplished mental defective like a NPD or psychopath and have their lives careened by the train. One extreme or the other. I don't think they are capable of being normal for more than 5 fuckin minutes at a time.
 
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I finally caught up from page 1 to this, the Page of our Dark Lord 2035.

Fuck sickos, fuck troles, fuck pedos and fuck heart breakers.

The Dark Lord will PREVAIL against all that stand against him and STAY WINNING for eternity.
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Wake up, boob. New loop just dropped. Will Josh take Jessica back/Jessica needs mental healthment.

She IS on thin ice though. My entire household heard her mother whisper to the po "I just want her taken away" and fuckin' died. That shit was funny. Street shitting bogwhoore arc comin' in nicely hahahahaha yessssthhh.

Somebody needs to send our little BOY! a new sex doll to dismember, decapitate, and defenistrate. Where are you Vapor?

Seems like the place in the plot where warmload, I mean warlord pops back up. Siiiiingle liiiiife, siiiiiingle liiiiiiife.

Winds dyin' down, Jessica. Winds dyin' down. Kick rocks, slunt. Keep it in a constant state of "squish" somewheres else.

And free them kitties. Those cats are gonna party like its 2099 when aNAL is gone, trust and believe.
 
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GiveMeTheMoney said:
I'm only vaguely familiar with Cobra but the video of him discussing his breakup with that bog lady sounded actually mature, like how a normal person would be when dealing with a batshit insane lady. Good on him.
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I too like to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I think someone else put most of those words into his mouth, could have been his dad, etc.
 
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GiveMeTheMoney said:
I'm only vaguely familiar with Cobra but the video of him discussing his breakup with that bog lady sounded actually mature, like how a normal person would be when dealing with a batshit insane lady. Good on him.
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Cobra can be not entirely retarded sometimes depending on his intoxication level. However, realistically 90% of what he said was likely just him repeating stuff that the many buddy-trolls and retards like Porkney having been messaging him. For example, see the "ex-mod" calling him love and discussing Jessica.

*Ninjad but yes I think it's very obvious he was recalling the many SMS/DMs from "concerned fans"/buddy-trolls.
 
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