Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Here's Mark Hamill doing his best impersonation of Cobes by digging through a public ashtray for discarded cigarettes butts.
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Who knew Luke Skywalker was such a fan of the Boglord.
 
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Jesus Christ! Imagine getting head and then looking down and seeing these psycho peepers glaring back up at you!View attachment 6413466
That's the kind of look I imagine pedophiles have when they rape children. Empty dead yet menacing eyes . One pupil bigger than the other, maybe due to being exposed to more light maybe its just raw insanity
 
Bog hag is trying to sell Cobra porn without his consent
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Wouldn't this qualify as revenge porn?
Apparently there are laws on the books on Wyoming *and* Virginia.

If he wants the hag to go away and stay away forever, might be something to consider for the boy.

BUUUUT on the other hand, if she's slinging videos of her sucking his little garter snake, he probably thinks he has made a deal with the Demogorgon and that they are supposed to split the proceeds and that nothing bad could ever come of this endeavor.
 
We used to assume the wet and juicy vids were directed at trolls (people who fuck with josh) but maybe he was predicting the future and was making them in regards to a person who looks like a troll (Jessica Boyle)
Cobra is the Leto II of lolcows. Black flame to light my golden path, twu.
 
Her rage/love/rage/love loop has been so entertaining.
I checked her Facebook, no kidding
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Right above the "I MISS MY JAWSHIEEEE SO MUCH!!!1" post is the start of her revenge porn tirade. You can also see the timestamps are similar from these posts, and the cursed photos. So, this bitch quite literally switched from hating him, to "loving" and missing him, to hating him again in less than an hour.

Circle of protection for our boy
 
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