Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

This thought loop has been going on for a while. Anyone got a timer going? Does it beat out the Stuffed Crust loop?

 

[BrosefJumanji]

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Absolutely kino drunken wand play. Although, it's dangerous to fire off this many gothic spells in one go.

He got REAL close to sucking on the tip of that 14" black wand a couple times, toobz, it was scary stuff but we survived.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This thought loop has been going on for a while. Anyone got a timer going? Does it beat out the Stuffed Crust loop?

32 minutes and counting with no signs of stopping....

 

[Mushroom King]

I don’t know why one of these animators hasn’t done a mock commercial for a Cobra doll that says the same shit for hours whenever you pull the drawstring in the back.

IF you can find someone to make a 3-6 frame loop, I would do the editing. I just can't draw.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Capital K capital C

Edit: "Y'all can laugh but magic is real. Otherwise we wouldn't have chemistry."
That had me dying laughing out loud. Sometimes he's genius.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

32 minutes and counting with no signs of stopping....

I'm not transcribing this loop, just so we're clear. Someone else is gonna have to fall on that sword, same as the garlic butter cup rant.

 

[Mushroom King]

I'm not transcribing this loop, just so we're clear. Someone else is gonna have to fall on that sword, same as the garlic butter cup rant.

It's made out hickory.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'm not transcribing this loop, just so we're clear. Someone else is gonna have to fall on that sword, same as the garlic butter cup rant.

Boglim Chronicles has his work cut out for him tomorrow.

JORD HAS CHANGED TRAFFIC LIGHTS WITH IT CONFIRMED. Also chemistry is real because of magic, according to boglim logic.

 

[A Greyhound in a Coat]

"Magic is real, otherwise we wouldn't have chemistry. There's some shit that'll make you think."

 

[Mushroom King]

"Magic is real, otherwise we wouldn't have chemistry. There's some shit that'll make you think."

He just admitted to changing traffic lights, interfering with a traffic light is a crime in all 50 states! This wizard is going insane! AHHHH!~

 

[BrosefJumanji]

If I was to recreate this wand, I'd make it a little bit thicker, but that's just my opinion.

And here we are with the fantasizing and being aroused by torture. Cover your ears gaylogs!

 

[Hennimore]

This wand loop is one for the record books, rivals the Double Down loop easily.

 

[Molly Millions]

Drunkenly ranting about torturing people twu toobz

"Voldemort is a pussy"

 

[anliteralidiot]

"Magic is real, otherwise we wouldn't have chemistry. There's some shit that'll make you think."

Shit, there's a dumb science argument I like to challenge my husband about, and now I wanna Cobes' take.
Could jellyfish be classified as plants?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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If I was to recreate this wand, I'd make it a little bit thicker, but that's just my opinion.

He wants his 14" long black, extra hard wand that vibrates with power to be a bit thicker?

Homoerotic undertones coming in nicely toobs.

 

[A Greyhound in a Coat]

Shit, there's a dumb science argument I like to challenge my husband about, and now I wanna Cobes' take.
Could jellyfish be classified as plants?

If fish is dairy, jellyfish is most certainly plants

 

[DumbFagLizard]

Bet that wand feels good in his hands

 

[Mushroom King]

He's riled up about mudbloods and Voldemort didn't do a good job rounding them up. Josh says he would've been way more terrifying that Voldemort. I'm detecting some similarities here.

"I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, fuck around and find out."

Feels good in the hands! Would've made it thicker! Capital C capital K! We are one drink from the shadow realm.

 

[Your Landlord]

"Buldermort is my favorite character"
"Filthy mudblood..these fuckin muggle pieces of shit."

 

[BrosefJumanji]

Damn this is even more sadistic than the last time he watched the Snape fan girl edit.

He has put so much thought into how Voldemort was a pussy and all the ways he would torture people.

"The sound of people being tortured is a beautiful sound"

Literally just said the only reason he doesn't hurt people is he values his freedom.

Ultimate gay-log "he is a good hearted guy" death.