Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Down From The Champions said:
Positive he ended that video early to barf.
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Definitely would after taking a big old sip of room temperature 70% vodka and cheap flavored seltzer water.

I can still remember that awful, fruity acetaldehyde smell and taste the next day after getting shitfaced on cheap vodka in college. Combine that with an unbrushed mouth full of a million cigarettes and late-night fast food and you have a taste you can't forget.
 
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Ponzo said:
Can someone smarter than me download her latest video from her facebook story? She made some sort of satanic circle around Cobras wand and is doing a ritual
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Jessica is doing some satanic ritual type shit with Cobras wand. Can someone download her latest facebook story video?
 
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Mushroom King said:
Do you want to make an art for my video? It has indoor scenes. It can be poster, picture or something else. Would be cool.

Last preview for a while, none of this music will be in the final video. What's going on in the Conquistador's?

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You could try reaching out to @SeizureRobot5000 because he cooks up a lot of cool Cobra content.
 
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Ponzo said:
Jessica is doing some satanic ritual type shit with Cobras wand. Can someone download her latest facebook story video?
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If she had half a brain, she would realise she could sell the wand for a decent amount of money. Not only is that a rare Cobra wand but it's a relic from the worst saga (so far).
 
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Ponzo said:
Jessica is doing some satanic ritual type shit with Cobras wand. Can someone download her latest facebook story video?
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I wonder if this is a "I hope we get back together" or a "I hope Joshie gets arrested" spell.

I don't think she even cares which one. Who knew that the boy breaking up with her would cause NAL to spiral so hard. I always thought it'd be the other way around.
 
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Ponzo said:
Jessica is doing some satanic ritual type shit with Cobras wand. Can someone download her latest facebook story video?
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Four free candles NAL found in a dumpster, a DIY Cherokee tampon, a gourd stem and a pack of Verde Sauce from Taco Bell. This is a fucking unhinged poverty magic we can't take lightly..
 
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drew Cobes as Patrick Bateman lol
 

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bonified retard said:
Some unfunny faggot pretending to be Josh harassing his mom on her community post

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That’s the same fake Cobes that says, “I’m a gay little wizard!” in the comments of nearly every lolcowtuber’s videos, especially those within the Smokey/Kiwi sphere of influence. Disappointing seeing that from him.

He’s also in the comments of her newest vid.
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