Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Lilacs On Fire]

Jessica is doing some satanic ritual type shit with Cobras wand. Can someone download her latest facebook story video?
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it would be the funniest goddamn shit if she started a small forest fire trying to cast a penis spell on Cobes with some woodchips and a christmas decoration

 

[UncommonParlence]

https://www.townsends.us/collections/mens-hats

Hahaha yefffffffs

Any of those blanks are perfect for jfs.

 

[Down From The Champions]

this could be his most retarded pizza order yet. Fucking SEVENTEEN TOPPING PIZZA and then he added two cups of garlic butter, two cups of processed Parmesan seasoning, and crushed up Doritos.

- Extra large hand-tossed pizza
- extra pizza cheese
- shredded provolone
- cheddar cheese blend
- feta cheese
- shredded Parmesan asiago cheese
- extra garlic Parmesan sauce
- ham
- beef
- pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- premium chicken
- bacon
- Philly cheesesteak
- extra bacon
- onion
- mushrooms
- green peppers
- spinach

Just think how many calories is in one of those pizza slices.

 

[Hennimore]

Watching him create that slop of a pizza and then not even eating it, classic Cobra move. Has he ever mentioned what his thing with leaving food out before eating it is? I've always assumed that if food isn't room temperature it hurts his rotten mouth. I'd imagine anything too hot or too cold sends terrible jolts of pain throughout his mouth and gums.

 

[Mushroom King]

Watching him create that slop of a pizza and then not even eating it, classic Cobra move. Has he ever mentioned what his thing with leaving food out before eating it is? I've always assumed that if food isn't room temperature it hurts his rotten mouth. I'd imagine anything too hot or too cold sends terrible jolts of pain throughout his mouth and gums.

Suppose you could posit it makes it easier to eat with it being firmer, but not room temperature. I suspect your train of thought is Boglim's Razor in action.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

this could be his most retarded pizza order yet. Fucking SEVENTEEN TOPPING PIZZA and then he added two cups of garlic butter, two cups of processed Parmesan seasoning, and crushed up Doritos.

- Extra large hand-tossed pizza
- extra pizza cheese
- shredded provolone
- cheddar cheese blend
- feta cheese
- shredded Parmesan asiago cheese
- extra garlic Parmesan sauce
- ham
- beef
- pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- premium chicken
- bacon
- Philly cheesesteak
- extra bacon
- onion
- mushrooms
- green peppers
- spinach

TWU Toobz the assyahgo cheese, Facebook groups will be furious at the boy having enough money to frivel away on such a large order, meanwhile he's chilling like a rockstar villain

Garlic butter in the mustache, no fucks given, parmesan cheese.

I don't think I could manage more than two slices, personally, but the wizard has an ironbelly

Wish we got garlic butter here, but I digress

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I don't think I could manage more than two slices, personally, but the wizard has an ironbelly

In another universe, the Dark Wizard Ironbelly is able to smelt magical steel in his body, which the reknowned smithy Darf The Temperate forges the greatest of swords that slay troles across all the known lands.

 

[fukkit]

Watching him create that slop of a pizza and then not even eating it, classic Cobra move. Has he ever mentioned what his thing with leaving food out before eating it is? I've always assumed that if food isn't room temperature it hurts his rotten mouth. I'd imagine anything too hot or too cold sends terrible jolts of pain throughout his mouth and gums.

He mentions it in this video. Because of all his toppings, if he eats it when it is hot they will all fall off. The cheese needs to cool down to hold everything on

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Am I allowed to drink something neutral, and eat antacids afterwards?

Pepto-Bismol really does deliver on what it promises. Slam 60ml of that after a King Cobra Special and you'll feel like nothing happened.

Too bad bismuth subsalicylate is toxic to consume in large quantities, Pepto tastes absolutely delicious. I'd drink that thick, wintergreen-flavored pink antacid like water.

 

[fukkit]

I will ASMR this as soon as I get home.

'Eating pizza with Cobes if he chill.'

I couldn't even assemble this beast. Missing a few vegetables though, it was $32. His must've been $50.

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Pathetic trole. if you had watched the video he disclosed that the pizza was $55 and he had to call the order in the bypass the topping limit.

 

[GameratePTSD]

this could be his most retarded pizza order yet. Fucking SEVENTEEN TOPPING PIZZA and then he added two cups of garlic butter, two cups of processed Parmesan seasoning, and crushed up Doritos.

- Extra large hand-tossed pizza
- extra pizza cheese
- shredded provolone
- cheddar cheese blend
- feta cheese
- shredded Parmesan asiago cheese
- extra garlic Parmesan sauce
- ham
- beef
- pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- premium chicken
- bacon
- Philly cheesesteak
- extra bacon
- onion
- mushrooms
- green peppers
- spinach

Ordering 5000 calories of luxury junk food then adding so many chilli flakes it becomes gritty and almost inedible is such a Cobra move.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Pepto-Bismol really does deliver on what it promises. Slam 60ml of that after a King Cobra Special and you'll feel like nothing happened.

Too bad bismuth subsalicylate is toxic to consume in large quantities, Pepto tastes absolutely delicious. I'd drink that thick, wintergreen-flavored pink antacid like water.

This might be controversial, but I hate the taste of Pepto. It tastes like sweet chalk, like Necco Wafer smoothie.

I'll eat the shit out of tums tho

 

[Slim Boglim]

Pathetic trole. if you had watched the video he disclosed that the pizza was $55 and he had to call the order in the bypass the topping limit.

“Hello Domino’s pizza”
“Hey what’s up?
“Hi!”
“Can I order delivery?”
“You sure can! What can I get for you today?”
“Can I get…. Extra large hand tossed crust… extra pizza cheese…. …. Cheddar blend …. As- Asiago- pramerjohn romero… ….”
“…Okay.. so you want-“
“Dood hold on I wasn’t finished yet”
“Oh okay, just so you know you can order online and-“
“No I ca- I CAN’T order online dood DoorDash won’t let me food hack my pizza with all the t- ALL THE toppings I want”
*Deep sigh* “okay, my mistake. What were the other toppings?”
“….. extra large hand-tossed crust…. Pizza cheese…. Extra pizza cheese….. cheddar blend…. Asahi Yago cheese…. Parma John’s shredded cheese…. Bacon…. Extra bacon…. hold on- wait a minute……….”
“Sir?”
“Extra large hand-tossed crust…. Pizza cheese…. Extra pizza cheese…. Cheddar-“
“Sir, right now I’ve already got extra large hand-tossed pizza, Parmesan Asiago shred, cheddar blend, extra pizza cheese, extra bacon. What were the other toppings you wanted besides these?”
“…..”
“….”
“….. I want an extra large hand-tossed crust, pra-ma-jon…. Extra pizza cheese…… cheddar…..”

 

[anliteralidiot]

is the opposite of a circle of protection a square of harm

 

[bookers]

Pathetic trole. if you had watched the video he disclosed that the pizza was $55 and he had to call the order in the bypass the topping limit.

I didn't even know this was a thing

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Imagine the gnarly diarrhea this caused. That toilet rim probably looks like a Jackson Pollock painting by now.

with what cobes eats i am amazed he has the time to film videos or do anything other than sit on the toilet. he must have built up some form of an immunity or something.

 

[._.]

this could be his most retarded pizza order yet. Fucking SEVENTEEN TOPPING PIZZA and then he added two cups of garlic butter, two cups of processed Parmesan seasoning, and crushed up Doritos.

- Extra large hand-tossed pizza
- extra pizza cheese
- shredded provolone
- cheddar cheese blend
- feta cheese
- shredded Parmesan asiago cheese
- extra garlic Parmesan sauce
- ham
- beef
- pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- premium chicken
- bacon
- Philly cheesesteak
- extra bacon
- onion
- mushrooms
- green peppers
- spinach

I actually watched it but the funniest part to me is that he says they have a topping limit online so he had to call it in to order it and Im laughing imagining the worker having to listen to Big Smokes 40 topping pizza order. He has the same cadence too.

 

[Mushroom King]

ASMR - Josh is a good roommate and eats quietly while you sleep on the couch.

 

[Shinkai]

>one container of pepper flakes for a bit of flavor
lmao. It's the little moments that always get me

Only dank alcoholic drink combos. Antacids only if the troolz doordash them to you.

Oh god. Like that Japanese game show where the dude can only use / eat what he wins in sweepstakes . The boy is only allowed to use / eat things the trolls send him. Ultimate food challenge

 

[semitooth]

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