Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Hard R]

Maybe because the bike is useless to him at this point. When he had to depend on the bike to make it to work, he'd take it to the shop all the time for basic repairs like putting the chain back on.

The guitar still allows him to get paid a couple hundred bucks every now and then by deathbed. I'm sure he'll take his sweet ass time, and possibly hold his future music hostage for the repair money, but he'll have to get it fixed eventually or else lose out on another easy source of income.

i know, im just said he don't ride bike no more

 

[sadbird]

Yeah Jessica is approaching the wall

Buddy she hit that wall so hard that it collapsed on top of her

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Man she IS the wall. She looks like she has an AOE that sucks the youth out of nearby women.

 

[Hennimore]

People must be texting him and calling him a cuck. I usually side with Josh but you can see the gears in his head turning in real time as he tries to craft a cover story that maintains his masculinity. He is somehow turning it into a story where he is a reluctant victim like Aaron was sucking on his teets. It's pretty funny though watching Josh say that Aaron is a worse alcoholic because Josh has never showed up at his job drunk or been to treatment. Like bud, you don't have a job to show up drunk too. You sit around in your hovel all day blacking out and if you had anyone in your life that actually cared about you they would definitely suggest you get into treatment.

 

['Ole Dente]

It’s pretty hilarious when Josh says “Look I’m an alcoholic but I’m not as bad as X” as if he hasn’t had his lease termed from family gatherings for trying to ply his homemade swish on to the younger family members or he hasn’t spent time in the county jail for having a drunken psychotic meltdown where he threatened to kill himself and his father or hasn’t had general meltdowns where he hurts himself literally all the time or he hasn’t threatened to pull out a knife and stab a fucking bartender for kicking him out for being cute.

Yeah dood you are actually as bad, if not worse with your alcohol consumption and your behaviour than the retards who orbit you. Your only saving grace is that you severely limit your interactions with the public, drunk or sober. If you went outside more than once every 4 months, you’d be in jail years ago.

 

[Hennimore]

It’s pretty hilarious when Josh says “Look I’m an alcoholic but I’m not as bad as X” as if he hasn’t had his lease termed from family gatherings for trying to ply his homemade swish on to the younger family members or he hasn’t spent time in the county jail for having a drunken psychotic meltdown where he threatened to kill himself and his father or hasn’t had general meltdowns where he hurts himself literally all the time or he hasn’t threatened to pull out a knife and stab a fucking bartender for kicking him out for being cute.

Yeah dood you are actually as bad, if not worse with your alcohol consumption and your behaviour than the retards who orbit you.

You can just tell he feels pathetic and is super uncomfortable with the things NAL revealed because of how much he has been swishing that can of Busch for two days now. When he is sure of himself and feeling confident we get the ring clank to emphasize his points but the can swish is more of like "I'm crafting this cope in real time".

I wonder what Terrence Pop would say about the Great Titty Sucking Incident of 2024. We need his expert opinion on this.

 

['Ole Dente]

You can just tell he feels pathetic and is super uncomfortable with the things NAL revealed because of how much he has been swishing that can of Busch for two days now. When he is sure of himself and feeling confident we get the ring clank to emphasize his points but the can swish is more of like "I'm crafting this cope in real time".

I can’t really blame him, all of this stuff is pretty embarrassing. Who wants to be known as the Titty Cuck? It’s unfortunate and with Jessica Boyle especially. Like, you’d prefer never to be cuckolded but if you had to be, like gun to the head, you’d probably never pick Jessica fucking Boyle to be involved. Your bare minimum pick for cuckold related activities better be Eva Mendes or some shit, at least make the situation kinda worth it.

I hate to say it but he kinda deserves to twist in the wind a bit. He was told, he knew this was a bad idea, he still did this shit anyway.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

There are at least two guys out there that want to eat the bog hag's rotten crotch. Femcels literally do not exist.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

There are at least two guys out there that want to eat the bog hag's rotten crotch. Femcels literally do not exist.

And there are at least 6 of-age, alive, cisgender non related women out there that consensually played with Jord's cobra jr. Incels literally do not exist.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Joshie on one tittie, Aaron on the other simultaneously.
This succubus is unstoppable.
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With every passing day, she looks more and more like the people that kept their eyes open when the Nazis opened the Ark.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Man she IS the wall. She looks like she has an AOE that sucks the youth out of nearby women.

She's the Wall incarnate and a living warning to BPD e girls everywhere.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

And there are at least 6 of-age, alive, cisgender non related women out there that consensually played with Jord's cobra jr. Incels literally do not exist.

We can't all be goth bad boys with record deals, trole.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

You sit around in your hovel all day blacking out and if you had anyone in your life that actually cared about you they would definitely suggest you get into treatment.

I may be a softie, but I think Clint does the best he can trying to take care of his dysfunctional adult son, short of putting him in a group home.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I may be a softie, but I think Clint does the best he can trying to take care of his dysfunctional adult son, short of putting him in a group home.

It's a situation that no one envys, no matter what they think re: clint bad dad group home. Clint being an absolutely natural weirdo and "theater person" doesn't really do him any favors

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

We can't all be goth bad boys with record deals, trole.

Being a small time "musician" and youtuber was enough to get him some washed up single moms, teeth optional. 100k subscribers was enough to summon the final boss of clout whores.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

 

[AnOminous]

Who wants to be known as the Titty Cuck? It’s unfortunate and with Jessica Boyle especially. Like, you’d prefer never to be cuckolded but if you had to be, like gun to the head, you’d probably never pick Jessica fucking Boyle to be involved.

Being cucked by that Junji Ito character would beat actually fucking her. Best option is never to be within a mile of the bitch of course.

 

[Mushroom King]

Cobra ASMR - Your roommate KingCobraJFS clearly has something he wants to talk about but can't find a way to start the conversation.

Better shake that Peach Busch Light BOY. He was very talkative and alert today with few pauses. Perhaps the beer takes less of a toll than hard liquor.

 

[bookers]

So based on the video now that I've watched it Aaron is a legit sicko begging to suck on nals vinegar hole. TWU

sorry but can someone remind me who aaron is?
i have no idea what this is referring to
is he the guy whos been paying for her flights or smth?

 

[Mushroom King]

sorry but can someone remind me who aaron is?
i have no idea what this is referring to
is he the guy whos been paying for her flights or smth?

Aaron is the guy who came over during visit 2, he was a slightly heavy set man with brown hair, balding and has a mustache, he almost always wears a sweater or cardigan when he was on stream. He lives at the Conquistador's and recently got a DUI right before Cobes moved. When they were hanging out, Aaron would let Josh borrow his car for NAL to drive while he was at work as a bank teller. He recently went to (and got out of?) jail. He took pics of Josh while he was asleep for reddit and is seemingly horny towards NAL. I'm not an age expert but I'd say mid-30's.

Chris or "Oinkers" is the guy who paid for the trips. He seems like a turbo normie by the interview he had with JM.

This is an interview prior to visit 1 if you are curious about that.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Aaron is the guy who came over during visit 2, he was a slightly heavy set man with brown hair, balding and has a mustache, he almost always wears a sweater or cardigan when he was on stream. He lives at the Conquistador's and recently got a DUI right before Cobes moved. When they were hanging out, Aaron would let Josh borrow his car for NAL to drive while he was at work as a bank teller. He recently went to (and got out of?) jail. He took pics of Josh while he was asleep for reddit and is seemingly horny towards NAL. I'm not an age expert but I'd say mid-30's.

Chris or "Oinkers" is the guy who paid for the trips. He seems like a turbo normie by the interview he had with JM.

This is an interview prior to visit 1 if you are curious about that.

Yeah, he's a casual viewer of Cobra and knows next to nothing about NAL, but he pays for a ticket to fly her from VA to WI. Nice try, Chris.