Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Tried to make him more Cobes-like, BOY
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Aim nat suckin yer titss right naow, Jesskuh.
 
So he used the oreo flavored coke but not the coke flavored oreos? Our boy is slipping up.
The cookies were better than the sodie pop, imo. They taste like those little gummy soders, with the pop rocks.
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The soda itself isn't bad: it just doesn't taste like Oreos. It tastes like Vanilla Diet Coke, the good stuff.
 
negro you know he’s going to buy LED clip lights off Temu and forget to water the one singular clone he has for weeks at a time

it just died youtube i don’t know what to say, i’m not a botanizer or whatever i’m a ladies man, yougnomesayin? I make the walnuts wet, not the plants
He'd probably try to "customize" it by watering it with bud light.
 
I tried it out of curiosity, I sipped on one for two days, room temperature, cold, in a cup so I could smell it better. Initially it tastes like Coke Zero as it's in your mouth, but once you swallow, the Oreo flavor blooms very briefly before turning into that sweetness of artificial sweetener. When I drank a few gulps, it was fine until I burped and it gave me the flavor heartburn without the acidic heat. I do not recommend it and they were $2.49 to boot.

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So yea yootoob I crossed my habanero plant with this OG kush I call that Cobras Habanero Kush let's see how that smokes, *coughs until phlegm is pouring out of his mouth* oh yea that's got a little bite to it dood.
>inb4 Cobes chops up some dried peppers and mixes it in with snipes into his pipe:
 
BOY is the lovechild of Mr. Lahey and Randy, with all his dank cheeseburger hacks.
All the burgers are up in the BOY's gourd, pushing against his massive brain.

Tried to make him more Cobes-like, BOY
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Aim nat suckin yer titss right naow, Jesskuh.
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I tried it out of curiosity, I sipped on one for two days, room temperature, cold, in a cup so I could smell it better. Initially it tastes like Coke Zero as it's in your mouth, but once you swallow, the Oreo flavor blooms very briefly before turning into that sweetness of artificial sweetener. When I drank a few gulps, it was fine until I burped and it gave me the flavor heartburn without the acidic heat. I do not recommend it and they were $2.49 to boot.

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I honestly really enjoyed the Oreo Coke but I am a proud “goyslop” connoisseur so maybe that has something to do with it. The coke flavored Oreos taste like poison though. They smell like those delicious gummy Coke bottles but they taste like chemicals and artificial crap, but in a bad way, not like how the Oreo coke tastes like chemicals and artificial crap in a pleasant way.

I’m also surprised Josh never gets into Voodew. Every year Mountain Dew puts out a limited time flavor for Halloween that’s always a mystery flavor based on some candy and he’s never tried it to my knowledge. Damnit Josh you’re supposed to embody mindless consumerism you need to up your game.

Speaking of dew just reminded myself that we were going to get a “Cobra Cane” flavor but they cancelled it and now I’m going to be depressed about it the whole day
 
I honestly really enjoyed the Oreo Coke but I am a proud “goyslop” connoisseur so maybe that has something to do with it. The coke flavored Oreos taste like poison though. They smell like those delicious gummy Coke bottles but they taste like chemicals and artificial crap, but in a bad way, not like how the Oreo coke tastes like chemicals and artificial crap in a pleasant way.

I’m also surprised Josh never gets into Voodew. Every year Mountain Dew puts out a limited time flavor for Halloween that’s always a mystery flavor based on some candy and he’s never tried it to my knowledge. Damnit Josh you’re supposed to embody mindless consumerism you need to up your game.

Speaking of dew just reminded myself that we were going to get a “Cobra Cane” flavor but they cancelled it and now I’m going to be depressed about it the whole day
Voodew is so fucking good. I hope they bring back Pitch Black
 
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