Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

I am now confused. Are NAL and Jessica methica the same being? I dipped on the thread and im catching up.

Jessica Messica is not NAL, she is NAL's #1 hater. They just happen to both have the same real first name: Jessica.

 

[Youtube Celery]

The Cobraverse has truly ruined everyday phrases for me. The other day at work I heard the phrase "he's highly regarded" in a casual conversation and had to excuse myself to have a giggle.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Jessica Messica is not NAL, she is NAL's #1 hater. They just happen to both have the same real first name: Jessica.

Right, and don't forget that JM rules NAL's sad, pathetic life too

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The Cobraverse has truly ruined everyday phrases for me. The other day at work I heard the phrase "he's highly regarded" in a casual conversation and had to excuse myself to have a giggle.

Just wait until you accidentally put a Cobraism in a Teams message at work. It was "no skin off my shoes", lol.

 

[biggacracka]

Just wait until you accidentally put a Cobraism in a Teams message at work. It was "no skin off my shoes", lol.

I've calmed down on the "BUUUUUT" but I still constantly say "it is what it is, dood"

 

[Jerome Saunders]

Since when has the boy been listening to Hammerfall? I think the last live stream was the first time I've heard him mentioning them.
Good to see his music taste evolve somewhat. Even if it's to gay power metal.

I don't think hes ever been a true and honest fan, I remember in the pre Jessica days he called them queer or something in reference to a mention. Maybe Jessica did something to stir the rebel insiiiiiiiiiide

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I've calmed down on the "BUUUUUT" but I still constantly say "it is what it is, dood"

I use TWU, I can get around it because "noice" is what I usually say when one of my guys gives me some good news.

 

[Youtube Celery]

I use TWU and "it is what it is" without thinking on the regular. I have to stop myself saying "ecksquizzid" on occasion.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I use TWU, I can get around it because "noice" is what I usually say when one of my guys gives me some good news.

Sometimes I say "that's what's up today" thanks to the first documentary. And I've noticed one family member say "that's the thing of it" with no knowledge of Cobra.

 

[bretzeldick]

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Separated at birth
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Boy are we in debt

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Sometimes I say "that's what's up today" thanks to the first documentary. And I've noticed one family member say "that's the thing of it" with no knowledge of Cobra.

He rules our sad lives so hard.

Honestly, if he got the chance to hang out with the people who post in this thread it'd be a major shot in his arm. I don't encourage the stinkfist but a Cobrafest in Casper would be amazing.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

He rules our sad lives so hard.

Honestly, if he got the chance to hang out with the people who post in this thread it'd be a major shot in his arm. I don't encourage the stinkfist but a Cobrafest in Casper would be amazing.

CobraCon only wraps up when we get banned from every bar and Buffalo Wild Wings in Casper.

 

[anliteralidiot]

CobraCon only wraps up when we get banned from every bar and Buffalo Wild Wings in Casper.

I do not normally drink, and I'm usually very reserved and shy and shit.
I would gladly try to cause bullshit, if it meant cheering Cobes up IRL.

He rules our sad lives so hard.

Honestly, if he got the chance to hang out with the people who post in this thread it'd be a major shot in his arm. I don't encourage the stinkfist but a Cobrafest in Casper would be amazing.

"Yeah dude, I made you in this game. I like, modded the game to make the main guy look like you, and made hats and robes and shit."

 

[cascadeplatinum]

Sometimes I say "that's what's up today" thanks to the first documentary. And I've noticed one family member say "that's the thing of it" with no knowledge of Cobra.

I’ve been calling people in my life Toobz or YouTube and they’re all just letting it happen without understanding or questioning it at all. “Here’s the thing of it YouTube…”

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I do not normally drink, and I'm usually very reserved and shy and shit.

I'm a hardcore introvert, love blowing off steam with people I like and trust but need a lot of time to shut down and retool after social interactions because it is so genuinely exhausting. There is also no shyness when it comes to KingCobra, comrade, I will bolster your confidence.

I would gladly get shitfaced with Cobes, smoke weed with him and give him some quality smokes.

I would gladly try to cause bullshit, if it meant cheering Cobes up IRL.

TWU

 

[[TWU]]

I love that Jord Sandeux devoured and reviewed The Addams Family BK Colab before FuckFacePhil. He didn't even charge the fans $1950 for the privilege (just putting things in perspective, toobs farms).

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He rules our sad lives so hard.

Honestly, if he got the chance to hang out with the people who post in this thread it'd be a major shot in his arm. I don't encourage the stinkfist but a Cobrafest in Casper would be amazing.

We'd do the pilgrimage pub crawl from CY Bar, to Frosty's and then to the Office bar and grill before crashing at the hotel near Cobes' trailer Jessica stayed at. That or we rent out a venue and have a drink combo bar, a food hack bar with all the gothic fixings and a wandmaking station (bring your own stick).

As retarded as the Cobracon memes on the sub were, the fact that he reacted and stayed with his family for 4th of july was funny.

I’ve been calling people in my life Toobz or YouTube and they’re all just letting it happen without understanding or questioning it at all. “Here’s the thing of it YouTube…”

Sometimes I catch myself saying "fuck my life, youtube!" but so far none of those times involved boiling black cooking oil and grease fires.

 

[STN]

Ah yes, premium Patreon content.
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His glasses don't appear to be doing shit for him. He needs to update his prescription.

重要なのは、クリントが彼をグループホームに入れるかどうかだ。彼は悪い父親ですか？

Hes kind of a bad father whether or not Clint puts him in a home. Plus Cobes and his ODD would not end well in a home.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

We'd do the pilgrimage pub crawl from CY Bar, to Frosty's and then to the Office bar and grill before crashing at the hotel near Cobes' trailer Jessica stayed at. That or we rent out a venue and have a drink combo bar, a food hack bar with all the gothic fixings and a wandmaking station (bring your own stick).

I love this, imagine running defense for Cobes to get him back into the bars he's banned from. "He's with us".

I prefer more comfortable accommodations though. A single king bed in the Courtyard Marriott with breakfast and a hot tub is more my style. The damnable limitation to my desire to explore, I just like luxuries too much and love sharing them with my crew too much.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I love this, imagine running defense for Cobes to get him back into the bars he's banned from. "He's with us".

I prefer more comfortable accommodations though. A single king bed in the Courtyard Marriott with breakfast and a hot tub is more my style. The damnable limitation to my desire to explore, I just like luxuries too much and love sharing them with my crew too much.

"Leave him alone, he's autistic!" Nothing wrong with wanting to experience the finest of Casper's amenities though.