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Better not make Fallout New Casper a reality, BOY!
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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biggacracka
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Cobes would be the kind to order 4 cheeseburgers loaded and food hack them
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What a cornucopia of videos we have to enjoy this evening.
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I bless him and hope his aim is true if he actually has to put down the witch.
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What can you do to Cobes, don't you know Motha fuckin’ wizards never die.
Don’t make this wizard mad, don’t make this wizard pissed, he can kill a hill giant with the flick of his wrist.
Don’t make this wizard mad, don’t make this wizard pissed, he can kill a hill giant with the flick of his wrist.
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Glad to hear his guitar shredding sounds exactly the same as it did 4 years ago and this time it doesn't keep his neighbors up. I hope he incorporates the cowbell in his next album's songs.
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You know who it be, it’s that crazyass mage. Walkin out the boglim fortress with his loaded 12 gauge.
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Shoot to kill, Cobes. Shoot to kill.
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Halloween23
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I feel like all of this is basically guaranteeing that someone will pay for a new plane ticket for the witch. Good luck to m'lord.
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If she does, I pray they just pay for her to go, and nothing else. Not even money to go from the airport to the trailer.
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When I heard Cobes got laid, I certainly did not expect him to possibly get Chris Benoit’d.
Run, nigga. I honestly wouldn’t blame you.
Run, nigga. I honestly wouldn’t blame you.
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This is going to become a Trailer Park Boys tier gunfight.
My golden gecko, Puff, is just hibernating.
The Queen of Autists
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What is the best way to backup Cobra streams? Isn't there a backup domain for videos that we use regularly? I can't imagine dumping 30 minute videos onto the farms is a good idea?
bonified retard
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The Outsiders was based on a novel written by a woman, and adapted as a screenplay by another woman. Kingdom of Heaven and Johnny Got His Gun were both edited by women. There Will Be Blood was produced by a woman, and Kubrick had his daughter do the score for Full Metal Jacket.
Not that NAL would know any of this, nor would she stop talking long enough for you to explain it to her.
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"Well toobz, I shot Jessica and she's dead. It is what it is, I guess. "
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archive.org has a way to do videos, or you can make a new youtube/bitchute account with a throwaway and just make the videos private. Streamable/catbox aren't ideal because they delete after a certain time period. If I upload anything long here I usually just downsize it to 480p and they're usually much smaller than you'd imagine.
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Thank you, do you think it'd be more valuable on a bitchute / youtube or on here? I think I want to start archiving for fun.
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Jessica approaches the trailer with the confidence of a crack head.
“JAWWWEESSSHIIIIIEEE IM BAAAAAAAACCCK!”
The front door bursts from its seams…boot first. Cobra emerges from the weed smoke, shotgun glistening in the sun. He draws on his filter less Marlboro 100 and let’s out a cloud of acrid smoke.
“I thought I told you, Jessica….this buck ain’t broken, dood.”
Jessica screams “I LOVE YOU JAAWWWSHIE WE WERE MENT TO BE TO-“
“I’ve got some medication for you, Jessica. The only medication that’ll help you.”
Cobra loads a shell.
“16 grams of saltpeter…”
Cobra loads another shell.
“…and 16 grams of sulfur…”
He snaps the shotgun with one hand like that fucking sick move in Terminator 2.
“…and a touch of charcoal should do the trick. It’s a dank medication combo, Jessica. I call it ‘The Final Cobra.’”
Cobra aims with the speed of a window licker’s determination and fires, blowing Jessica’s entire head off into tiny, bulbous shards. As the smoke clears from the barrel, Joshua spits out his chew and chuckles.
“I’m your huckleberry.”
The wind blows through his few remaining hairs and the sun bathes him in a glorious light. Today? Jessica. Tomorrow? He’s in the negatives. You can’t solve every problem with a shotgun, but it is what it is, youtube.
It is what it is.
“JAWWWEESSSHIIIIIEEE IM BAAAAAAAACCCK!”
The front door bursts from its seams…boot first. Cobra emerges from the weed smoke, shotgun glistening in the sun. He draws on his filter less Marlboro 100 and let’s out a cloud of acrid smoke.
“I thought I told you, Jessica….this buck ain’t broken, dood.”
Jessica screams “I LOVE YOU JAAWWWSHIE WE WERE MENT TO BE TO-“
“I’ve got some medication for you, Jessica. The only medication that’ll help you.”
Cobra loads a shell.
“16 grams of saltpeter…”
Cobra loads another shell.
“…and 16 grams of sulfur…”
He snaps the shotgun with one hand like that fucking sick move in Terminator 2.
“…and a touch of charcoal should do the trick. It’s a dank medication combo, Jessica. I call it ‘The Final Cobra.’”
Cobra aims with the speed of a window licker’s determination and fires, blowing Jessica’s entire head off into tiny, bulbous shards. As the smoke clears from the barrel, Joshua spits out his chew and chuckles.
“I’m your huckleberry.”
The wind blows through his few remaining hairs and the sun bathes him in a glorious light. Today? Jessica. Tomorrow? He’s in the negatives. You can’t solve every problem with a shotgun, but it is what it is, youtube.
It is what it is.