0-3:00 // talking about mcdonalds order.
3:11 // woke up thinking he had to fart, had a premonition that it would be a wet one, decided to fart on the potty and shidded.
4:04 // still doesn't care McDonalds forgot his fries, comes to the conclusion they're probably out of fries.
5:02 // "fast food is an honest living youtoob"
5:55 // talks about how customers can be extremely snobby and he experienced it firsthand (fucking up the sugar and sugar-free teas at Wendy's) then goes on to talk shit on the "asshole managers" that manage a fast food joint.
6:37-7:30 // this (work problems) is persusly*sic*[precisely] why Jord is his own boss because 1) if his customers harass him, they're harassing him, and 2) if you work a regular job you deal with assholes
8:00 // gothic pipe hit
8:15-9:30 // rambling about "middle level managers" being assholes at "any job". really hates middle level managers.
9:34 // gothic pipe hit
9:40-10:56 // dead air while the cobra's greasy internal gears get turning.
10:57 // back into rambling about people, now saying its hard to start a business
11:19 // gothic pipe hit
11:49 // remarks that regardless of the bullshit your job puts you through, when you get that bi-weekly paycheck you're "winning" yes, the Charlie Sheen meme "winning"
12:19 // Cobra says he is coming to his final point of this "night video" - if you like the paycheck it's worth the pain. For example, look to his personal business CobraKraftWands, he has so many trolls he pisses off by owning his own business.
13:37 // gothic pipe hit
13:45 // Cobra likes making wands so much he doesn't care that he gets trolled for it.
14:11 // ***TW, TRAILER PARK CONTENT*** Cobra says, "To quote the ICP song homies, if you don't like me well you can fffffuck offff"
14:19 // gothic pipe hit
14:35 // Cobra wants us to take notice of how he handles the DTTS's lately (donate-to-talk-shit) he doesn't come unglued, he just laughs it off.
14:54 // "Case in point, thanks for the donate to talk shit" this is the first part of the video that the new fabled "pooter" comes out, a single fake fart is squeaked into the lair.
15:03 // "So juicy" and another poot is sent flying
15:27 // The weekend is upon us, Lord Jord says "go out and make it happen youtube"
15:30 // Cobra chugs a goblet of WATER
15:54 // fake positivity rambling about the world being your oyster.
16:07 // To close the video off, Cobra ends with a plug, "Thank you for watching if you liked the inspirational-... observation what have you subscribe for more and I'll catch you later."
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