Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[C. G. B. Spender]

I have no idea why she thought cobes was secretly well off or something, as if the meagre alcohol money he gets could support a single person let alone a family.

Or how she thought either one of them was fertile enough, Cobes spanks the monkey so much that he shoots duster puffs at this point dood.

 

[Shinkai]

generic genetic mountain dew TWU

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His head is looking absolutely ginormous. Always joked it's a gourd but it's looking extremely oversized Pixar baby head on a human body. Probably so clogged up it's about to explode

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He’s getting fat fast. I’m too lazy but I bet a side-by-side comparison of a year or so ago will show how he’s slowly becoming an absolute chongus

 

[Taint_fairy2.0]

"You're a vile one
You got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Sonders"

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

God his voice is so whiny now. Must be the years of isolation and bitching and moaning about imagined arguments? I swear he used to have a deeper voice.

You would think all those years of smoking would give him a deeper, gravelly, manly voice of anything. TMDWTFIU. But instead he had a high pitch voice like his fake laugh TMDNWU

 

[ibeatmywife]

I made a comment about this in September but yea everyone who is saying josh is gaining weight he has been for months now it's just starting to show on camera his legs are fucking massive. This is from September 16th

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

made a comment about this in September but yea everyone who is saying josh is gaining weight he has been for months now it's just starting to show on camera his legs are fucking massive. This is from September 16th

Bro I've been saying this for a year, he has gained ~50lbs in the last 2 years. He was already significantly fat before he was evicted

When he started getting regular deliveries from buddy trolls of handles of vodka and hard liquor he started getting chunky. When he started drinking his putrid dumpster juice sugar syrup that he calls mead, he started to bloat extremely fast. Boy has a gunt now, he looks pregnant.

 

[snort beg snort]

Morbid obesity coming in nicely toobz

 

[Duck Duck No]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aiGZftHsuI

Money in, money out. I saw he did a lot of food hack videos this week and was hoping for a compilation cuz I wasn't sitting through entire videos.

Bro I've been saying this for a year, he has gained ~50lbs in the last 2 years. He was already significantly fat before he was evicted
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When he started getting regular deliveries from buddy trolls of handles of vodka and hard liquor he started getting chunky. When he started drinking his putrid dumpster juice sugar syrup that he calls mead, he started to bloat extremely fast. Boy has a gunt now, he looks pregnant.

Cobra gonna be IRL Butterball in no time

 

[funscape]

Morbid obesity coming in nicely toobz

Since Josh never buys new clothes other than what fans send him, I wonder what he's going to do when he won't fit in his Ozzy shirts and bleached pants anymore? He must struggle to get in those customized jeans these days. Will he just stream with a loin cloth on like some disgusting Boglim version of Jabba the Hutt?

 

[Mnutu]

Nothing is topping "Cerebral Pelosi" for me





I'm hammering out a thread about a guy I've been watching for a while, and while getting everything together I notice this occurs with him as well. A normal (if not bit wiggerish) tone of voice because higher and more "Muppet-ish" as time goes on and his mental state deteriorates. Not unlike those two, most of his friends and family left him to live alone, and he mostly socializes online.

Strange phenomenon, whatever it is.

A bit late, but it’s a common phenomena with voice actors and public speakers; as you become more comfortable speaking in a voice or projecting, your voice just becomes higher pitched. Has something to do with how your vocal cords adjust to the strain of something.

It’s noticeable in long running cartoons, where the voices start out “rough” and “bassy” but become a bit smooth and shrill later.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

It's a shame Josh is so afraid of doctors, I'd love for him to make a video where he says "So I just got back from the doctors office and he said I'm 'morbidly a beast', and I said 'that's what's up, doodt', but then he started telling me about how I couldn't keep making dank food hacks and I couldn't explain to him that it was my revnoo stream at all, so that kinda sucks."

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I made a comment about this in September but yea everyone who is saying josh is gaining weight he has been for months now it's just starting to show on camera his legs are fucking massive. This is from September 16th

Looks like a damned Jinhua ham.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

Bro I've been saying this for a year, he has gained ~50lbs in the last 2 years. He was already significantly fat before he was evicted
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When he started getting regular deliveries from buddy trolls of handles of vodka and hard liquor he started getting chunky. When he started drinking his putrid dumpster juice sugar syrup that he calls mead, he started to bloat extremely fast. Boy has a gunt now, he looks pregnant.

Whether needs to permit so he can ride bike.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It's a shame Josh is so afraid of doctors, I'd love for him to make a video where he says "So I just got back from the doctors office and he said I'm 'morbidly a beast', and I said 'that's what's up, doodt', but then he started telling me about how I couldn't keep making dank food hacks and I couldn't explain to him that it was my revnoo stream at all, so that kinda sucks."

We all know why he's afraid of doctors: deep down he knows his health is completely fucked but he can't admit that because that's not what sexy goth badboy rockstars do. Jessica said he cries about his health off camera but of course it's Jessica saying this, so take it with all the grains of salt. It is what it is, toobz.

 

[biggacracka]

We all know why he's afraid of doctors: deep down he knows his health is completely fucked but he can't admit that because that's not what sexy goth badboy rockstars do. Jessica said he cries about his health off camera but of course it's Jessica saying this, so take it with all the grains of salt. It is what it is, toobz.

Teeth situation aside, all the BOY better not do is eat less, drink less alcohol and drink more water.
Simple as

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Teeth situation aside, all the BOY better not do is eat less, drink less alcohol and drink more water.
Simple as

Better not cut back on the salt, fat and sugary drinks, BOY. Having your arteries look like the inside of a rusty pipe isn't very gothic.

 

[funscape]

That happens in the timeline where he gets NAL pregnant.

Jawsheeeeee, give me your seed. Let our brood Jason Vorhees feed on the flesh of the Eloi Jawsheeee.

 

[RollingRock2]

"Morton isolated salt"
"Salty sweet texture"

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

"Morton isolated salt"
"Salty sweet texture"

also
"Resippt"
"Sum dare rolls"
"Stuffed crust prizza"
"Mootsarella cheese"

I can't believe I just watched Cobes drunkenly shovel cheesy hash-browns into his mouth with his bare hands again.