Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Some examples of reviews
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Was it cool to harass Frosty's? No.

But no one made Cobes livestream from Frosty's. No one made him taunt the trolls about how he can livestream wherever he wants. No one made him get cut off the night prior for being too drunk. No one made him whip out a concealed weapon on livestream.

Like most problems in his life, fair or not, they are mostly brought on himself.
That's one way to put it. Another way is: "Well, a lot's up, Josh."
 
It is only Cobes' word that it was another bar patron who confronted him.

Cobes' word is.... dubious at best.

Restraining order could be incoming.

Edit: he retconned it being a bar patron in the earlier stream. He implied the guy confronting him didn't matter because he wasn't the owner.

Little different than a fellow bar patron.
 
That knife pull on camera could cause some problems for our Dark Lord.
He's got a boosted level of confidence after tipping over a shitfaced Bumlord Alex Campbell. His post Frosty's stream last night he started talking about his retard strength and the masculine desire to conquer after that guy talked shit. Same stuff he was saying the night he aped out on Alex.

If he keeps it up someone will test him on it. Unfortunately, I don't think his results will be as successful on one of the hicks of Casper.
 
He's got a boosted level of confidence after tipping over a shitfaced Bumlord Alex Campbell. His post Frosty's stream last night he started talking about his exceptional individual strength and the masculine desire to conquer after that guy talked shit. Same stuff he was saying the night he aped out on Alex.

If he keeps it up someone will test him on it. Unfortunately, I don't think his results will be as successful on one of the hicks of Casper.

Naw, he whipped it out long after the danger passed.

Warlord Fight was more about necessity and familiarity.
 
Here's the remaining stream from saturday:
Start:
Thanks people for giving money to his PayPal. Going to do a video response to a rage bait video a fan sent him. Starts the video for 2 seconds and says he supports gay rights buttttt... back to the video for 2 seconds. Kids don't belong in bars. Back to the video.
4:29:
Schools pushing kids into lgbt and sexualising kids. Says it would have been okay if they were college students. Back to the video for 2 seconds. This is the kind of crap that makes Kobes support home schooling. Turns it into an OF rant and some gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Take politics out of schools. Chemistry is basically magic. Schools doing drag shoes for charity is okay. Fuck mass shootings.
12:35:
Online bullying is so bad school gives kids a break from social media. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Schools making kids gay. Gay clubs for gay kids in schools. Making friends is hard. Kobes worked hard to create his cult and become a famous youtuber. Fast food jobs suck. Cobra craft hand made wands.
17:04:
Back to talking about the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Independent thinking doesn't mean your right. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Abortion rant. Back to talking about the video. Kobes is so mad he has to sniff his beer. Sings another brick on the wall. That's inappropriate dog borp. Talks about going to the bar on Halloween.
23:45:
Send him money and a link to whatever video you want him to respond to. Family guy voices. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes thinks there's an lgbt conspiracy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Detention scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Trans kids rant. Based terf Kobes.
31:30:
Talks about Yaniv and the we spa tranny. Based terf Kobes. Fuck the forbidden 4. Happy Halloween. Back to the video.
33:56:
Kobes explains what should be taught at school, antifa teachers. Can crush for the fans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck the forbidden 4. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations.
37:20:
Back to the video. Moar beer. Kids shouldn't be allowed to dress as hooters waitresses. Back to the video. Talks about hooters uniforms.
41:25:
Back to the video. Kobes thinks this us creepy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his high schools. He never had to cross dress in school. Back to the video.
44:15:
Teacher toddlers about masturbation bad. Back in Cobra's day things were simpler. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not an alcoholic.
46:35:
Smoke break preparation and ranting about schools taking kids to gay bars.
48:02:
Smoke break.
51:35:
Returns. Back to the video. Moar beer. Kobes talks about his sex education. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes supports lgbt but bars are not for kids, gay or regular.
54:17:
Back to the video. Laughing at the menu items on the bar in the video. Can crush for the fans. Back to the video.
57:08:
Puts rum in his beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parents should have more rights than the education system. Kobes is bored of the video. Talks about his drink. Back to the video. He's just parroting what's said in the video.
1:02:50:
Drag queen pedos. Back to the video.
1:05:00:
Politics out of school. Scenario of school turning kids into white supremacists. Back to the video.
1:08:52:
Critical race theory and Ted Cruz. Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Describes the people in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Republicans and their tricks. Back to the video.
1:12:58:
Describes the people in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Both sides! Political relations. Compares extremists to women. Back to the video.
1:15:13:
Scenario about arguing with extremists. Be a free thinker like Kobes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Social media. Teachers have enough to deal with without having to remember pronouns. Kobes telling teachers what their jobs are. Kobes has a family full of educators. People who are bullied end up successful scenario.
1:21:30:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Use your words if you're pissed off. It's okay when Kobes uses physical violence though. Extremists, both sides! Happy Halloween. Back to the video.
1:24:13:
Entitled tranny bitches rant. Posts the video in chat. Thanks the person who sent him cigarettes. Looks up Blaire White, Kobes isn't into trannys. Puts on a Blaire white video for 2 seconds. People offended by jokes rant. Lgbt rant.
1:30:43:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says Blaire's surgeries are more convincing than Caitlyn Jenner's. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People not offended by cuties but everyone offended by Dave Chappelle's tranny jokes. Cuties proves women are overly sexualised in our society.
1:33:28:
Hes feeling drunk now. Doesn't need to shower before he goes to the bar because of tactical soap. KingSoapraJFS. Brings up that he gave tactical soap to warlord.
1:35:45:
Thinks someone knocked on the door but no one there. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Transphobe rant. Should be allowed to make jokes about everyone. Back to the video.
1:38:35:
Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Tranny privilege. Back to the video.
1:43:43:
Tranny hypocrites. Says they hated Daphne because she's white not trans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Online bullying bad. Talks about his drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chapelle gets away with what he says because he's black. Fuck racism, fuck sexism and power to the people.
1:48:30:
Tactical soap may or may not work on trannys. KingSoapraJFS. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Equality and jokes. Back to the video.
1:51:04:
As a customer white male, error 404. Back to the video .
1:53:039:
Fuck suicide unless you're a sick fuck or one of his trolls. Brags about getting free alcohol. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video. Mumbling that he's not into trannys. Back to the video.
1:56:30:
Men committing suicide, fuck suicide. Talking about how he owns the trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is becoming offended by everything like the assholes he hates. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Poot.
1:59:35:
Can only make jokes about white people and straight people because everyone else gets offended. Piss break.
2:01:20:
Returns. Talks about his boots. Talks about the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. He didn't believe Blaire was a tranny. Trannys don't get pregnant though. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Forced to accept trannys.
2:07:00:
Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Blaire is one of the attractive trannys. This us what being a woman is all about. Some people don't have the willpower to deal with bullying. Bullying.
2:11:30:
Cancel culture is a joke. Just start again. Back to the video
2:13:22:
Hypocritical trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Starts to rant and instead just sits in silence for a minute chewing his drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't like jokes about sickos because that's too offensive. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny rant.
2:19:15:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video.
2:20:11:
Smoke break.
2:27:30:
Returns. Makes g fuel. #notasposorjustfreeadvertisement Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Repeat.
2:32:50:
Kobes lists off all the emotions he knows. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about trannys. Talks about his drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations and trannys.
2:38:00:
Puts rum into his g fuel. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Repeat.
2:42:00:
Tranny rant. Back to the video. Kobes respects Blaire. Shills Blaire's channel. Says he might stream at the bar in his costume.
2:44:44:
Ranting about forcing lgbt on kids. Talks about his drink combination.
2:45:54:
Piss break.
2:47:40:
Puts on Richie's stream. Talks about the people on the stream. He has $200 in his PayPal and paid his electric bill going to drink the rest of the money. Talks about retards youtubers.
2:52:25:
Has to poop. Back to the video. Talks about kung pow. Back to the video. Reads chat and ends the stream.

Here's the two streams from today:
Start:
Hes drinking water. Has $400 in his PayPal. Trolls tried to ruin his Halloween but it didn't work. Waiting on his Patreon money. Reads chat. Another Halloween for the books.
3:27:
Not an alcoholic. Sits in silence. Reads chat.
4:38:
Shills his PayPal. Reads chat.
5:55:
Says he's not banned from Frostys.
8:05:
Talks about the woman who gave him a ride home last night. Reads chat.
11:22:
Says it wasn't a bartender that was talking shit to him last night just someone who was drinking at the bar. Plays silent farts. Plays through the other songs on his Christmas album.
18:27:
Talks about getting kicked out of Frostys.
21:00:
Checking out his beard. Says he's going to work on his album.
Short video. Doing a video response to texts he's getting. Says people are giving bad reviews to Frostys. Ranting about trolls getting him kicked out of Frostys. Apologises on behalf of his trolls. Troll rant. He posted on Frostys Facebook page telling people to ignore the trolls. Says this is his first drink today. Says he's not banned. Reading chat. Says the bartender was patient with him. Talks about the dude who yelled at him. Says he might try monitorise his channel again. He doesn't do YouTube for the money he does it for the fans.

New Lenin Lime edit:

Man Kobes streamed over 12 1/2 hours over the weekend wtf
 
It is only Cobes' word that it was another bar patron who confronted him.

Cobes' word is.... dubious at best.

Restraining order could be incoming.

Edit: he retconned it being a bar patron in the earlier stream. He implied the guy confronting him didn't matter because he wasn't the owner.

Little different than a fellow bar patron.
Yeah early on, you hear the same guy answering the phone. An odd thing for some "random patron" unaffiliated with the bar to be doing.
Naw, he whipped it out long after the danger passed.

Warlord Fight was more about necessity and familiarity.
Also, Warlord was the aggressor in that, and lunged (albeit in the same way a toddler staggers about with their wobbly little legs) toward Kobes as he was essentially backed into a corner. All he did was shove a drunken twink as a last possible option.
 
Also, Warlord was the aggressor in that, and lunged (albeit in the same way a toddler staggers about with their wobbly little legs) toward Kobes as he was essentially backed into a corner. All he did was shove a drunken twink as a last possible option.
Cobes has really had an eventful pair of weekends recently
 
Yeah early on, you hear the same guy answering the phone. An odd thing for some "random patron" unaffiliated with the bar to be doing.

He used the word "legally/legality" in regards to why he can't talk about certain things on latest stream.

Have never heard him use that word before to describe anything.
 
He used the word "legally" in regards to why he can't talk about certain things on latest stream.

Have never heard him use that word before to describe anything.
One of those Discord faggots likely filled his gourd with ideas of a lawsuit, probably for "discrimination" because of muh autism. Being humiliated on stream in real time likely has him seething far more than he would have otherwise and that gaggle of garbage is probably psyching him up ala the Warlord beef.
 
One of those Discord faggots likely filled his gourd with ideas of a lawsuit, probably for "discrimination" because of muh autism. Being humiliated on stream in real time likely has him seething far more than he would have otherwise and that gaggle of garbage is probably psyching him up ala the Warlord beef.

Naw, I think Cobes fucked up.
 
He used the word "legally/legality" in regards to why he can't talk about certain things on latest stream.

Have never heard him use that word before to describe anything.
the most likely and rational explanation for him using that word is because he thinks that frosty's might want to sue him for the harassment and fraud reviews they've been getting.
 
the other customer was out of line giving him shit for trolls calling the bar and getting him kicked out.
I got the vibe that this was probably one of those guys that hangs out at the bar so often he thinks he works there. Probably simping after the bartender and saw an opportunity to try to impress her by acting tough. But whether or not there’s any truth to that, picking on an autistic velvet phantom (who happens to smell good) is pretty lame no matter how you slice it.
 
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