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I dropped out from watching Cobes when Jessica loops were at their peak, so whats the situation with those atm? Is it safe to return?

Also has Cobes talked about his Christmas plans? Will he go to Chayenne or whatever to be with his own kind or get blasted all by his lonesome in the bugthrone?
 
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C. G. B. Spender said:
I dropped out from watching Cobes when Jessica loops were at their peak, so whats the situation with those atm? Is it safe to return?

Also has Cobes talked about his Christmas plans? Will he go to Chayenne or whatever to be with his own kind or get blasted all by his lonesome in the bugthrone?
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We're safe but in a "food review " loop which means order door dash and read the receipt.

Which my favorite part is he reads it and always looks surprised lol.
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
We're safe but in a "food review " loop which means order door dash and read the receipt.

Which my favorite part is he reads it and always looks surprised lol.
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Thats whats up youtoob, love me some doordash madness. He also starts drooling like a starving dog when reading those orders.

Another really funny part about those loops is when the bank account is in the negative and he does those e-begging streams. Not too long ago he started talking about puffers and was like "im really sad because its the anniversary of my lizard Puff going missing toobz" and funky shit like that. Then those streams stop instantly when some paypig sends him money.
 
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It would be amazing if Cobra had a Bloody Mary/Caesar phase. It would combine everything he loves. Those cocktails are food hacks/drink combos all in one and he can use his chef's toothpicks to stack bacon on top and whatever disgusting shit he has on hand.
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except it's made with bogritos and door dash burgers.
 
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The tape job on these packages are so funny to me. I hope the mail carrier can read boglish. Also, it looks like he put his return address (forest drive) in the recipient spot? Better not send yourself ozzy's birthday gift, boy!
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I like this angle, and the camping chair
 
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I can't fucking take it anymore. I never thought I would be begging for him to return to dead air drunken live streams, but he's never going to go out snipe hunting and booze procuring ever again to return home and recount his fantastical hallucinations about car crashes and women he creeped out. So please skygod, Santa, little baby jesus, Ozzy, whoever; at least end this current loop and let the next loop not be jokes or troll squirts, please. We've been good all year.

A multi-day 3-part video on eating a ready made pre-cooked supermarket platter of shrimp cocktail. (I know it's late but nobody posts media or archives in this thread for our viewing pleasure)
 
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bonified retard said:
The tape job on these packages are so funny to me. I hope the mail carrier can read boglish. Also, it looks like he put his return address (forest drive) in the recipient spot? Better not send yourself ozzy's birthday gift, boy!
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IIRC this is how he doxed his first apartment address, he had a cigar review magazine that he held up to the camera and it had his address on it. He didn’t know until like a couple of weeks later when he started receiving bald caps en masse.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I can't fucking take it anymore. I never thought I would be begging for him to return to dead air drunken live streams, but he's never going to go out snipe hunting and booze procuring ever again to return home and recount his fantastical hallucinations about car crashes and women he creeped out. So please skygod, Santa, little baby jesus, Ozzy, whoever; at least end this current loop and let the next loop not be jokes or troll squirts, please. We've been good all year.
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Doordash has been a stain on the cobraverse, he doesn't meet weird people going to the supermarket or the liquor store anymore. Unless he somehow makes friends in the trailer park I think this is it for a long time.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
IIRC this is how he doxed his first apartment address, he had a cigar review magazine that he held up to the camera and it had his address on it. He didn’t know until like a couple of weeks later when he started receiving bald caps en masse.
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Pretty much. It was a religious pamphlet that he showed, before performatively ripping it up on video.
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I never thought I would be hoping for the return of Jessica but we need something to get the boy out of this non-verbal slop content fest. I wish paypigs would stop giving him money as it only encourages this shit but no. The one Cameo he did where the buyer just shit talked him was gold but cows shouldn't be behind paywalls. I pray for the return of alogs or SOMETHING to happen in the Cobraverse this easternox
 
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