Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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How true do you think it is that Cobes actually smells good? Eating oil by the bucket and being an alcoholic is a recipe for the runs, and he definitely lets himself get way too greasy. Not to mention the no socks, underwear, and wearing the same shirt and pants for weeks on end. I feel like there's no way he can smell good no matter how much tactical soap he wears. But I'd say the same about Chris Chan but somehow he manages to not smell like shit apparently.
 
I feel fat just eating regular pizza. Wish I had the boy's metabolism because DAMN he was blessed in that regard.
He just eats one big meal per days and starves himself I'd he notices he's putting on any weight, at least that's what he used to do.
 
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Here's to wishing we get a new hat this year toobz. Would love to see the old top hat get boglimized to the point of being downright cartoonish.
 
I feel fat just eating regular pizza. Wish I had the boy's metabolism because DAMN he was blessed in that regard.
Remember he walks a lot, and rides bike (weather permitting.)

I wish we'd get more outings from our boy. Maybe when it warms up and puff comes out of hibernation we'll start seeing Josh go outside again.
 
Remember he walks a lot, and rides bike (weather permitting.)
Not anymore, the only walking he does these days is from the bedroom, to the cuck chamber, to the front door and back. Maybe he'll come out of hibernation like Puff but it seems unlikely.

All I hope is he doesn't go back to farting videos.
 
In the wake of Walnut Grove's departure- does anyone have "smacked in the face with the ugly stick" remix? I don't remember it if that was Walnut or not, it was on Soundcloud years ago and eventually got removed.
 
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