Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

How dawu you talk iw of TAH MAN. Youw just a bunch of nowmies.

Damn, you got me. Guess I'll go lead a real life.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I remember that stream where someone had sent him some gas station plastic vodka bottles, and he was drinking them in the morning looking terrible. He does that but offstream now. Thanks glasstappers, redditors and paypigs

This was the same one where he held the vodka in his mouth for a couple minutes while playing the Star Spangled Banner. 9:30am in Casper.

 

[Negev]

This was the same one where he held the vodka in his mouth for a couple minutes while playing the Star Spangled Banner. 9:30am in Casper.

Probably the cleanest his teeth had been in a decade

 

[Jobama]

Chauncey’s streams are good. He’s been getting into Jerry Bank, another Social Security reliant quasischizo home cook (and my profile picture).

I really wish he’d upload his VODs to YouTube. I missed the streams he did commentating on the Cobra documentaries but Twitch deletes VODs after 30 days.

 

[Jobama]

I feel like the trailer/post-Jessica saga were in sort of analogous to the Chris Chan post-jail saga. You had the massive event that forever changed each lolcow and generated tons of content. However, at the same time, each lolcow has effectively gone dry because of it. Like Chris, I kind of doubt Josh will be interesting ever again.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Like Chris, I kind of doubt Josh will be interesting ever again.

The next sagas will likely be a series of morbid sagas. Like the likely diabetic emergency saga, or the dental heath sepsis saga, though I don't think these will be fun sagas.

It's a Cobra trope, but he looks absolutely terrible compared to only two to three years ago. It's a significant decline, and health problems tend compound.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

potential sags from most to least likely;

-NAL returns, numerous times possibly, leading to cops/charges

-New friends (trailer park of age boys)

-what i call fast medical emergency (tooth sepsis, pneumonia, etc)

-slow medical emergency (renal failure, effects from being sedentary/smoking)

-KFC bringing back the double down

-Cobe's mom coming back from getting a pack of cigarettes

-A group home actually accepting someone as functional as Josh

 

[semitooth]

-KFC bringing back the double down

we would never hear the end of this one..

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Think next saga will be a slow burn mostly off-camera. I see him having health issues that start to affect him. We will get some pre-recorded videos of him looking like G.G. Allins corpse , maybe missing a tooth, or just generally getting fat as fuck. We kinda are already there, except I see him not posting for a bit when health scare hits.

Then we might get him talking about eating healthy (so just three tablespoons of Bacon Up!) and not drinking that much (he’s cutting back!).

I suspect this Of Age Male Therapist is reallly fucking our content over

P.S - last I heard was KFC got rid of the double down?!

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I hate that this is said any time there's a content dry spell, but it feels like this is cobes endgame toobs. Late stage advanced Boglimosis. He's still the same blackout drunk bogboy eating like he's hibernating for winter, watching porn and /pol/slop and looping to himself about jen-durr relayshuns. Only difference is Clint and this unnamed rarely mentioned therapist has told him "BETTER NOT GO LIVE BOY!" or he'll get a punishment haircut.

 

[Ground Cinnamon]

No ozzy death and the resulting spiral?

potential sags from most to least likely;

-NAL returns, numerous times possibly, leading to cops/charges

-New friends (trailer park of age boys)

-what i call fast medical emergency (tooth sepsis, pneumonia, etc)

-slow medical emergency (renal failure, effects from being sedentary/smoking)

-KFC bringing back the double down

-Cobe's mom coming back from getting a pack of cigarettes

-A group home actually accepting someone as functional as Josh

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I hate that this is said any time there's a content dry spell, but it feels like this is cobes endgame toobs. Late stage advanced Boglimosis. He's still the same blackout drunk bogboy eating like he's hibernating for winter, watching porn and /pol/slop and looping to himself about jen-durr relayshuns. Only difference is Clint and this unnamed rarely mentioned therapist has told him "BETTER NOT GO LIVE BOY!" or he'll get a punishment haircut.

Dancing like a fruitcake in Ireland is Clint's highest priority and the BOY isn't going to disrupt that.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

sometimes I think it'd be fun to do a sr5k style podcast on patrick tomilinson. just go over some of his funniest eras and react to them. first guest would definitely be @Judge Holden if he could avoid cumming for that long

I'd check this out. He's a very prolific cow with a huge thread, but not quite interesting enough to be worth reading it all. I only poke my head in when he gets featured.

 

[BlastMonk]

but it feels like this is cobes endgame toobs. Late stage advanced Boglimosis.

Not to reignite toothgate but his teeth are fucked and could very easily kill him. Many people have died from rotting teeth like he has, he's not cleaning them and can't afford to get them removed which is all I can do at this point. I'd like to also point out that while people were divided whether it was a tooth that feel out of the McRib or not; no one questioned that it was possible he could have a tooth fall out while eating. That's how bad his dental health his a tooth being so rotten it can just fall out on any given day is completely within the realm of possibilities. I think Cobra is near the end if nothing is done about them, and thats not whats up toobs.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I wonder if he still thinks having Jessica end his dry spell is worth all the trouble she's brought him. He doesn't seem to hate his trailer too much, maybe he really does consider it an upgrade.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I wonder if he still thinks having Jessica end his dry spell is worth all the trouble she's brought him. He doesn't seem to hate his trailer too much, maybe he really does consider it an upgrade.

He was relegated to the basement under his dad's rules ; went to a studio apt; went to a 1 bedroom apartment -- space wise and privacy wise this is an upgrade. He's got a real kitchen and multiple rooms. He has a room he can smoke in. Life is grand.

Sadly , Rasta Jeremy will kill him for Puff and place him in a crock pot and that crockpot will get donated to a group home.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

He was relegated to the basement under his dad's rules ; went to a studio apt; went to a 1 bedroom apartment -- space wise and privacy wise this is an upgrade. He's got a real kitchen and multiple rooms. He has a room he can smoke in. Life is grand.

Sadly , Rasta Jeremy will kill him for Puff and place him in a crock pot and that crockpot will get donated to a group home.

It's nothing short of a miracle that cobes keeps falling upwards, despite the obvious horrifying and rapid decline. All do to Clint's intervention but still fascinating none the less.
Booze and spice in the first shitty apartment. He was still the town regard, but still functioning and able to do normal things.
Mee-duh and duster in the second nicer apartment. Starting to fall apart and declining in faculties but still does things.
Now it's fast food for every meal every day in the nice new trailer. Very obviously starting to decompose, near vegetative.
But on that note it's interesting that as he's gotten worse he's also gotten more isolated as his accommodations become more luxurious. Just the price of fame toobz. Going from the studio flop house with all the homeboys around, to the one bedroom with only a few homeboys, to a private residence where it's just him alone with the intrusive thoughts keeping him company. I fucking hate sickos.

 

[biggacracka]

Rasta Jeremy will kill him for Puff and place him in a crock pot and that crockpot will get donated to a group home.

It's the circle of life, toobz. Cobes is at the end of his life cycle and when boglims become old they just get murdered by vengeful crackheads what they do

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[Retarded Gangstalker]

It's the circle of life, toobz. Cobes is at the end of his life cycle and when boglims become old they just get murdered by vengeful crackheads what they do

Edit: various typos

Looking back at his history of homeless mentally ill homeboys I'm thinking this is a more likely scenario than anyone wants to admit

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

potential sags from most to least likely;

-NAL returns, numerous times possibly, leading to cops/charges

Bring on the ratings but I think she's lost all the good paying paypigs after the last visit. She turned on Oinkers and isn't getting the funds to head back to Casper anytime soon.

But Cobes' alogs are unhinged and shouldn't be underestimated.

-New friends (trailer park of age boys)

This is already happening off-screen. Cobes doesn't share much about who he hangs out with anymore unless they agree to be in his videos.

-what i call fast medical emergency (tooth sepsis, pneumonia, etc)

-slow medical emergency (renal failure, effects from being sedentary/smoking)

These are inevitable but he'll keep quiet about them until the truth trickles out.

-A group home actually accepting someone as functional as Josh

He's overqualified for a group home, trole. Josh and functional are mutually exclusive too.