🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Thunderfingers said:
He's got some nasty pitting edema just from resting his arm on the edge of the counter. I'm betting his liver and kidneys are giving up but it could be his heart, considering his diet and those cobra fangs. TMDNWU
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There's also the bloatmaxxing pic of him from like 2018, think it's just he has periods where his diet is really really bad and he gets like this?
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It's just water retention toobz
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Clint has a weird fixation with crossdressing in his photography shots. It's unusual and off-putting and he somehow always manages to make his biceps pop anyways(Like father like son, eh?).
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D_Tractor said:
He also did a video spot for local TV where he played a Mrs Doubtfire knockoff character "Aunt Pearl" which has unfortunately been purged from the entire Internet.
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Both of these are for his theatre bullshit.
 
Potion_Time said:
A peanut butter, jelly, mayo, badly burned bacon, cocktail shrimp, and fucking reese's. My brain honestly can't comprehend what this monstrosity would taste like.
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I was on board with the peanut butter and banana, and figured the peanut butter cup was going on as well, and was going to give him a pass, but once the mayo came out I began to dry heave at the thought of those flavor. Add in the shrimp and well done bacon, and I feel like I need to hit the bathroom just at the thought of ingesting that thing.

Also, on this whole Walt thing... He says Walt was his good friend and he feels so bad and blah blah blah, but will he even consider going to the wake or the funeral?
 
Hennimore said:
So instead of donating his own money to the GoFundMe that was already started for Walt's funeral, presumably by Angie/Ellen or other family, he instead decides to start his own with a 20k goal and attempts to milk his paypigs and friend trolls further so he can take credit for it.

His inability to come to terms with the fact that he, rightfully so, creeps Ellen out never ceases to amaze.
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Honestly, she's not fucking any better. You ever see pictures of her boyfriend? He looks like he belongs in the down syndrome parody band for Korn, she fucks way, waaaaaay below her weight class and I bet that nigga never bought her family Christmas dinner, took any interest in the lives of her family or how well they were doing. He's never started a charity run called "Thick Hogs for Sick Dogs."

I'd say, and if I may be so bold....Josh is due for a little of the untrimmed beaver.
 
'Ole Dente said:
Honestly, she's not fucking any better. You ever see pictures of her boyfriend? He looks like he belongs in the down syndrome parody band for Korn, she fucks way, waaaaaay below her weight class and I bet that nigga never bought her family Christmas dinner, took any interest in the lives of her family or how well they were doing. He's never started a charity run called "Thick Hogs for Sick Dogs."

I'd say, and if I may be so bold....Josh is due for a little of the untrimmed beaver.
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How would anybody even know what she or her boyfriend look like?
 
I bet the idea of attending the funeral or wake never occurred to him.

I feel if he did, he would make it extra hilarious with whatever shit he would wear because he is in ‘morning’. His duster, eyeliner, and ‘fuck rape’ shirt covered in cobra cum stains. I can only imagine what Halloween props he would bring.

He definitely would not be sober either.

A ‘eugogly’ from him would be premier content
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I bet the idea of attending the funeral or wake never occurred to him.

I feel if he did, he would make it extra hilarious with whatever shit he would wear because he is in ‘morning’. His duster, eyeliner, and ‘fuck rape’ shirt covered in cobra cum stains. I can only imagine what Halloween props he would bring.

He definitely would not be sober either.

A ‘eugogly’ from him would be premier content
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Has anybody asked: Was Cobes even invited?
 
Thunderfingers said:
He's got some nasty pitting edema just from resting his arm on the edge of the counter. I'm betting his liver and kidneys are giving up but it could be his heart, considering his diet and those cobra fangs. TMDNWU
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I've been there. I think he's had this problem for so long that he thinks it's unrelated to the alcohol.

Crunkle said:
There's also the bloatmaxxing pic of him from like 2018, think it's just he has periods where his diet is really really bad and he gets like this?
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It's just water retention toobz
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Beautiful, thank you for bringing this here. Too much shellfish, toobz!

I feel like doing a video but Josh doesn't inspire me very much. It's tough to make anything funny out the recent prosciutto stacking.

This thread is one of the best on the farms with some of the best people posting regularly.

Autism Doesn't Rock said:
Has anybody asked: Was Cobes even invited?
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Was there even a wake? I wouldn't invite Josh anywhere, he'd show up with his plastic bags of prison wine leaking through his 1960's Vietnam era garb, drunk and stinking.
 
Cobra slaying a poop touching troll over text after they suggested his gofundme was a scam

Found on the Facebook group

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Fortyone said:
Cobra slaying a poop touching troll over text after they suggested his gofundme was a scam

Found on the Facebook group

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"I would sacrifice all the booze and DoorDash in the world to bring that man back." - KingCobraJFS

I don't think Cobes is a scumbag necessarily, I don't even know how GoFundMe works.. But Cobes' body is a machine that turns liquid money into $50 Little Ceasar's pizzas and bottles of cheap liquor. Walt's money is basically spent already.
 
Mushroom King said:
I've been there. I think he's had this problem for so long that he thinks it's unrelated to the alcohol.



Beautiful, thank you for bringing this here. Too much shellfish, toobz!

I feel like doing a video but Josh doesn't inspire me very much. It's tough to make anything funny out the recent prosciutto stacking.

This thread is one of the best on the farms with some of the best people posting regularly.



Was there even a wake? I wouldn't invite Josh anywhere, he'd show up with his plastic bags of prison wine leaking through his 1960's Vietnam era garb, drunk and stinking.
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"so uhh...I got released from jail this morning,, toobz. Angie kicked me out of their house and I get it. It is what it is. And I want to apologise to LN and the family for making them try my skittles peanut butter mead and canned snail meat burrito I made as a tribute to Walt"

Full on stream sat there with arms folded and fish-pouting. Why would he set up a separate GoFundMe with a totally different money goal? I don't think he'd scam the family, but why not direct everyone to the original GoFundMe?

I'm convinced Angie is Krystal Roberts in the future, got the jawline of a rhombus
 
Autism Doesn't Rock said:
How would anybody even know what she or her boyfriend look like?
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You do a bit of snooping, my guy.

Fortyone said:
Cobra slaying a poop touching troll over text after they suggested his gofundme was a scam

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There are few times where Cobra is right about something and most times it's accidental, however this time he's completely right and on purpose.

It is fucking gay to harass him over this. It is very clear that Cobra means to do something good and he has, as he always has, stumbled his way through it and done it his own retard way.
 
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