Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Yeah I couldn't remember the name for sure. I just had screen shots from my phone of the pm. He pm'd me about something not concerning you or the discord. Nothing important but the discord came up. I talk with someone else that lurks in there and what he was saying(not about you) was true. He had screenshots using a different name and was definitely in the discord at one point and time. Towards the end of the conversation he brought up you. I didn't realize he had a boner for you. I took him for his word as the stuff about bite size and Oprah was verified by a couple others.
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
I'm not sure where you heard it from, but this is false. I have never interacted with Courtney, and make it a point to not get involved. The stigma of being in her circle alone is enough for me to not have anything to do with her. I really wish her little cabal never existed as the nonstop witch hunt for members is tiresome.

Nah, Oprah has always hated the podcast. A good theory though, I have definitely had people turn on me that I guess weren't getting enough attention.

I will not do anything to directly interfere with Jord's life, create plot lines, etc. I understand people wonder what the hell might be going on behind the scenes, but please understand I'm not having any part in it.

Above all I just try to avoid getting into internet fights, I don't like arguing with people. I try to not draw attention to these things and just keep making content, which I genuinely enjoy. The false information about me being in Courtney's discord was too serious for me to ignore though.
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@buffalochickensandwhich is right. Get this guy a T&H! Haha! Thanks for clarifying. People just get curious, and you know the people who mess with him are messy. I speak for myself when saying, but I think others agree with me, it ruins him when people mess with him too much. I empathize with having to defend yourself frequently because you make cobra content. I appreciate what you do, so no hate.
 
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Lurker2Poster said:
Yeah I couldn't remember the name for sure. I just had screen shots from my phone of the pm. He pm'd me about something not concerning you or the discord. Nothing important but the discord came up. I talk with someone else that lurks in there and what he was saying(not about you) was true. He had screenshots using a different name and was definitely in the discord at one point and time. Towards the end of the conversation he brought up you. I didn't realize he had a boner for you. I took him for his word as the stuff about bite size and Oprah was verified by a couple others.
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1 anon on reddit said something about another anon on Discord so another anon on KF decides to post about it. This is internet Chinese whispers and the information is trash because you have provided nothing to back of it up. Your last few posts are basically I trust this person so everyone else should trust me with zero screen shots or names, means fuck all here bud.

SeizureRobot5000 said:
I'm not sure where you heard it from, but this is false. I have never interacted with Courtney, and make it a point to not get involved. The stigma of being in her circle alone is enough for me to not have anything to do with her. I really wish her little cabal never existed as the nonstop witch hunt for members is tiresome.

Nah, Oprah has always hated the podcast. A good theory though, I have definitely had people turn on me that I guess weren't getting enough attention.

I will not do anything to directly interfere with Jord's life, create plot lines, etc. I understand people wonder what the hell might be going on behind the scenes, but please understand I'm not having any part in it.

Above all I just try to avoid getting into internet fights, I don't like arguing with people. I try to not draw attention to these things and just keep making content, which I genuinely enjoy. The false information about me being in Courtney's discord was too serious for me to ignore though.
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Why does no one listen to Kobes? Ignore the trolls toobz
 
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After going back and reading messages from my source I'm thinking Oprah was at least one of the people telling him seizure was in there.
When you're a one armed freak it's hard to find a hobby so starting internet drama is easy for him
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Post the screenshots
SeizureRobot5000 said:
Don't say that about my future wife
She's looking really rough these days
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Prime Steph is a gothic bad girl of all of our dreams. Thanks for coming to clear shit up. The secrecy and autistic prowess a majority of the cobra orbiters display makes it so hard to actually get facts and you end up with bullshit claims and weird rumors being spread as facts. If everyone wasn’t so fucking weird and treating their information like it was WW2 spy reports, than none of this would be such an issue.

Clint subreddit console was the best one.
 
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SeizureRobot5000 said:
Don't say that about my future wife
She's looking really rough these days
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Mattman456 said:
Post the screenshots

Prime Steph is a gothic bad girl of all of our dreams. Thanks for coming to clear shit up. The secrecy and autistic prowess a majority of the cobra orbiters display makes it so hard to actually get facts and you end up with bullshit claims and weird rumors being spread as facts. If everyone wasn’t so fucking weird and treating their information like it was WW2 spy reports, than none of this would be such an issue.

Clint subreddit console was the best one.
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Prime Stephanie was absolutely a heart throb but even now she ain't looking too bad, plus she's freaky. Cobes really did strike gold with her but royally fucked it up.
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
Just out of curiosity, how do people know he only has one arm? Has a pic of him been posted previously?
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Yeah, I was going to ask, but lets go full on.
What's Oprah's real name? Why do we know he has one arm? Why was he the original gatekeeper? Does he live close to Josh?
If this guy is king gatekeeper and tard wrangler and is disliked by so many, why is he so mysterious and seemingly protected?
One of you discord homos make yourselves useful and post some juicy info, preferably with a screenshot or two.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Yeah, I was going to ask, but lets go full on.
What's Oprah's real name? Why do we know he has one arm? Why was he the original gatekeeper? Does he live close to Josh?
If this guy is king gatekeeper and tard wrangler and is disliked by so many, why is he so mysterious and seemingly protected?
One of you discord homos make yourselves useful and post some juicy info, preferably with a screenshot or two.
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I do have this one picture of him.
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Edit: while browsing I came across an old post on Reddit from bitesize about obscure cobra lore. Apparently the second sex doll came with 2 heads and he gave the extra to scotty. That’s true friendship
 
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cobes says "I didn't give her a pack of cigarettes, I gave her a cigarette" at 2 mins 27 secs in bitesize's couch chris video
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I'm turning into the worst Cobro ever. Constantly forgetting things and mis-remembering most of it. I haven't seen the Couch Chris doc yet but I will give myself a voluntary time-out until I've had time to meditate, reflect, and awaken into a new Cobraverse with the right answers.

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Just out of curiosity, how do people know he only has one arm? Has a pic of him been posted previously?
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I did a search and this looks like one of the first mentions of Oprah having a single arm.

 
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Mattman456 said:
Did he ever say where he got all this info from? I don’t believe the bitesize is mountain wizards stuff and the rest I have no clue about either way.
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Yeah, the bitesized/mountain rumor has been going since the doc, but I haven't seen anything more than it as a rumor. That account @Mr. Hyde also claimed that Lenin Lime was someone named Republican Atheist, but that has been denied by Lenin. Some of the things they have said are certainly true, but as with all this deep cobra lore, it's hard to parse and people often don't give any evidence.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Yeah, the bitesized/mountain rumor has been going since the doc, but I haven't seen anything more than it as a rumor. That account @Mr. Hyde also claimed that Lenin Lime was someone named Republican Atheist, but that has been denied by Lenin. Some of the things they have said are certainly true, but as with all this deep cobra lore, it's hard to parse and people often don't give any evidence.
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all these layers of byzantine plotting for a drunk rétarded shut-in. TWU
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Yeah, the bitesized/mountain rumor has been going since the doc, but I haven't seen anything more than it as a rumor. That account @Mr. Hyde also claimed that Lenin Lime was someone named Republican Atheist, but that has been denied by Lenin. Some of the things they have said are certainly true, but as with all this deep cobra lore, it's hard to parse and people often don't give any evidence.
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Seriously the amount of people willing to take “Courtney is controlling Joshs finances and films him jerking off to blackmail him into suicide” at face value with no evidence at all is just incredible. I don’t think Mr. Hyde is making shit up, but bad evidence floats around and so many people take it as fact that is becomes fact in those circles.

Still begging ANYONE who says Courtney controls joshs finances to provide a single shred of evidence. Everyone who makes the claim mysteriously goes silently when pressed for proof. Stop making shit up to get featured in a boglim chronicles videos or whatever. It’s fucking gay.
 
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