Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Epikusername4]

I've got all the makings of being a serial killer. I just choose not to.

you've never had the makings of a varsity serial killer... trole

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

New Tony1Leg video about Cobes getting banned:

Tony alleges that it's a Gorlworld tranny running Discord gayops. Was anyone actually surprised?

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

iirc the people who did the second doc"Now It's a Party", "Your Favorite Son" who did the third, and Mr Green have all reported back he either smells kind of like Tactical Soap, or like nothing distinguishable at all. So he has enough sense or politeness to understand he's to smell a certain way around company.

I think we can safely assume that Cobra is not the smelliest man of that trailer park, its not a high bar but its there.

I think she did mention he smelled bad once or twice, but it was when she was seething over getting dumped by him and a-logs were egging her on to fuck with him so it's safe to assume the opposite is true.

Yeah she didn't say it with conviction, it was more like a poke to see if he reacts to it.

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He contracted agent orange there goddamit show some respect

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Tony alleges that it's a Gorlworld tranny running Discord gayops. Was anyone actually surprised?

Plus he "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" encourages people to send troll orders to Josh's trailer if they don't like him.

It's no wonder this thread was briefly pointing the finger at Cobra-centered YouTubers when you're actively encouraging people to directly fuck with him, retard.

 

[Epikusername4]

Plus he "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" encourages people to send troll orders to Josh's trailer if they don't like him.

like it was funny to send him weird canned fish, bacon soda, letters from the president, the occasional glitter bomb etc etc but like with everything the reddit troles ruined it by overdoing it again and again.
we got like what the garlic butter meltdown and the catfood big mac and the phrase "leave it at the door" but other than that nothing

also THE BOY DID IT AGAIN FUCK SICKOS THANK COBES FOR USING HIS DARK POWERS FOR GOOD AND MERICA TWU

 

[ParasiteSteve]

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Thats still fucking up, which always gives me a giggle. Cobes just murdering people and idiots here are arguing about if the retard had a sexual experience with another retard he likely meet at his retard classes, in which both seemed to consent to the sex acts? IM SICK OF IT!

 

[qwerty2116uiop]

I think she did mention he smelled bad once or twice, but it was when she was seething over getting dumped by him and a-logs were egging her on to fuck with him so it's safe to assume the opposite is true.

We know she's bullshitting. She had 0 issue swiping her tounge all around his mouth. Not a single complaint about anything until she got dumped.

 

['Ole Dente]

This implies that he didn't know the consequences of what he was doing. He's been confronted multiple times by friends and trolls, explaining that he has been poisoning his pets. He knows the consequences of his actions.

He's obviously not a supervillain as others have pointed out, but acting like there's no reason to hate him is more retarded than he is.

lol... he said it as a reason for dismembering two sex dolls. it definitely wasn't him just "saying edgy shit".

I'm not wasting more time writing an essay to you about how you're wrong. You have a weird fixation on mischaracterizing, misremembering and borderline lying about things that have happened so you can justify your hatred and harassment of a retard on the internet. It is weird, you are weird, please don't come here expecting to have a masturbatory fantasy where we all seethe with you about how much Josh deserves to be raped by a pack of niggers because a retarded man did retarded things and you want him to pay. We are all actual adults with careers, families and some semblance of intelligence, we are not unhinged zoomers who have no cohesive attachment to reality.

Get your life together, man. This shit is unhealthy for you.

 

[Candover]

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PFC. Cobra perpetrated the Pîę Hîğħ Massacre and its haunted him ever since.

 

[Statix_Shark]

>r/antiwork

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Couldn't be happening to a more deserving person, this waste of skin/oxygen/collagen is making the Internet a shittier experience for both normies and Cobes.

He is KingCobraJFS, and the "venom" he creates for other people, he's forced to drown himself in.

Holy shit, how much of a melodramatic faggot are you? You're not some vigilante protecting innocent folks from some African warlord, you're a sperg hating on a retard that drinks himself to death. Reconsider your life if the boglim actually gets you MATI.

 

[dangerwrangler]

We know she's bullshitting. She had 0 issue swiping her tounge all around his mouth. Not a single complaint about anything until she got dumped.

Idk we have to remember Jessica pisses in a box and is said to have a vaginal fragrance much like a greasy mayo covered Wendy's burger. not sure her olfactory senses are totally up to par

I think people just stand a couple feet away usually to avoid Cobras Venom Mist. There's no way with his breath isn't completely putrid with his teeth falling out of his mouth the way they are. We need to get Jeremy fragrance to get up real close and take a nice deep whiff of his neck to get to the bottom of this.

 

[Merlin Manson]

Idk we have to remember Jessica pisses in a box and is said to have a vaginal fragrance much like a greasy mayo covered Wendy's burger. not sure her olfactory senses are totally up to par

I think people just stand a couple feet away usually to avoid Cobras Venom Mist. There's no way with his breath isn't completely putrid with his teeth falling out of his mouth the way they are. We need to get Jeremy fragrance to get up real close and take a nice deep whiff of his neck to get to the bottom of this.

Shortly after the final breakup, NAL said that the first time she met Josh, she MADE him take a shower before they smashed their food hacks together.

She said that his feet smelled so bad that she made him wash first. She also said that she “helped him” wash and cleaned his butt for him, demonstrating with her hand in a cupped position.

To this day, she claims that his breath doesn’t smell. That’s absolutely a lie, I imagine it’s masked heavily by CHEWIN’ (and takin’ yer wand outta ya pocket an puttin it back in ya POCKET).

Mr Green also said he doesn’t really smell, although he did mention that the apartment was musty and one time had an overpowering stench of garlic.

Overall, he definitely stinks.

Poot poot.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

"DOODT! stop asking me this stupid fucking question, okay? I did have breakfast, trole! Get buhlocked"

Does Nikolai vodka count as breakfast?

 

[Acceptable]

like it was funny to send him weird canned fish, bacon soda, letters from the president, the occasional glitter bomb etc etc but like with everything the reddit troles ruined it by overdoing it again and again.
we got like what the garlic butter meltdown and the catfood big mac and the phrase "leave it at the door" but other than that nothing

something that feels like a complete fucking fever dream and that i feel like no one remembers because no one brings it up but remember when someone put his address on grindr and some gay men flooded his apartment looking for sex?

that was beyond over doing it. funny. but crossed a line

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

something that feels like a complete fucking fever dream and that i feel like no one remembers because no one brings it up but remember when someone put his address on grindr and some gay men flooded his apartment looking for sex?

I mean, we did get the addition to his note for DoorDashers that said "I'm not gay, I'm straight" But apart from that, that's about all that happened there.

 

[Candover]

Does Nikolai vodka count as breakfast?

I wonder how long Cobra would last on an alcohol only diet if he completely cut out food.

 

['Ole Dente]

Idk we have to remember Jessica pisses in a box and is said to have a vaginal fragrance much like a greasy mayo covered Wendy's burger. not sure her olfactory senses are totally up to par

A Wendy's hamburger does in fact smell pretty great. I'm not sure I'd want a pussy to smell like hamburgers but you know what, I've been pleasantly surprised by what I thought was initially weird, man. Celery in a tuna fish sandwich was pretty good. Dipping cheese in strawberry jam? Pretty excellent. Cheetos and milk was a really hard one to imagine but it is surprisingly good. Maybe hamburger pussy is a step in the right direction, perhaps it is us who are the ignorant ones.

 

[Buckaroo]

There's no way with his breath isn't completely putrid with his teeth falling out of his mouth the way they are.

To this day, she claims that his breath doesn’t smell. That’s absolutely a lie, I imagine it’s masked heavily by CHEWIN’ (and takin’ yer wand outta ya pocket an puttin it back in ya POCKET).

I could see his love of fruity alcohol at least partially masking the smell of rot in his mouth.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

I wonder how long Cobra would last on an alcohol only diet if he completely cut out food.

Please don't send this to cobes he will think it is real and try it.

 

[charlesdickens]

I mean there's a running theory that Josh is taking a performative few bites of his food hacks due to his alcoholism rather than the teeth or anything else. Once you're drinking so much, food is just unappetizing regardless of how crazy disgusting the food hack is (something he's always had the stomach for anyway, for the most part). Not sure I completely believe it, but it does seem plausible.