Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Throwback to Warlord needing a couple days to come up with $5
First thing I thought of, but I think he owes more than 110, it seems they settled all of his outstanding debts during that court appearance. I believe it was 1570USD (maybe ~2k, not entirely sure) total for all of his old fines that he had not paid since 2019.
 
He's been a heavy drinker for like fifteen years, how does it take almost a minute for him to recover from a shot of basic bitch whiskey? What a fuckin' pussy.
He is an alcoholic purely because "It makes me look cool" he hates the taste of alcohol. He used to mix beer with soda for Ozzy's sake.

Uuh, I mean he's being cursed by a cabal of evil troles. Cobes is super manly and can take a manly drink TWU.
 
Cobes is, somehow, speedruning the "immortal wizard who see those he cares about die before him"
No one has seen the legendary Jord Saundeux leave his wizard's clocktower in decades. However, signs of life remain. Couriers are paid (but not tipped) to deliver foodstuffs (and kegs of mead) to the wizard and townsfolk have reported hearing screams, strange music and what sounds like rage against various inanimate objects "for acting cute" in the wee hours of the night. On rare occasions, wands are even offered for sale for practitioners of magic.
 
He's been a heavy drinker for like fifteen years, how does it take almost a minute for him to recover from a shot of basic bitch whiskey? What a fuckin' pussy.
15 years of sissy drinks

At least he isn’t puking no more.
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Cobra was saying he was hesitant to upload a Val kilmore video responce with him crying because last time he cried on stream trolls made it a meme (fun fact he was crying about gender relations and pronouns at the moment this screenshot was taken, not specifically 9/11)

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He tried to recreate it but just showed off his gaping hole between his gummy nubs where his front teeth used to be. Better not be evolving a whistle hole where your teeth uses to be BOY

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He is an alcoholic purely because "It makes me look cool" he hates the taste of alcohol. He used to mix beer with soda for Ozzy's sake.
Cobes drinking started out as "I see cool people drink therefore I should drink because that makes me cool too!" and then that slowly developed into actual full on alcoholism where now if Cobes stopped drink abruptly he would probably get physically sick from it.
 
Cobes drinking started out as "I see cool people drink therefore I should drink because that makes me cool too!" and then that slowly developed into actual full on alcoholism where now if Cobes stopped drink abruptly he would probably get physically sick from it.
Alcoholism is on of the very few addictions that can kill you if you stop cold turkey. His detoxing would have to be medically supervised, if he goes one day without a single drink he could die and im not kidding.
 
Cobes drinking started out as "I see cool people drink therefore I should drink because that makes me cool too!" and then that slowly developed into actual full on alcoholism where now if Cobes stopped drink abruptly he would probably get physically sick from it.
That plus his extreme oppositional defiance disorder, if daddy dearest told him to brush his teeth or take a shower etc. He would always do the opposite. He isn't addicted to uppers like adderall (which he had a prescription for) largely because his dad wanted him to take them.

Alcoholism is on of the very few addictions that can kill you if you stop cold turkey. His detoxing would have to be medically supervised, if he goes one day without a single drink he could die and im not kidding.
I wonder when the last time he went 1 day without it was? He had his "I can quit whenever I want" "I'm cutting back but don't need to quit" arc some time around 2022-2023. Most of his worst barely conscious streams/vids were in the last 2 years.
 
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