Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

Some YouTuber doing a series on their haunted apartment complex. Just pausing to hear an inhumane yell at 11AM or sudden thuds during the night. Speculate the ghost died in a fire from the lingering smell of burnt bacon grease and cheap tobacco.

Not to mention his ghost wife who yells at all random hours when not using their poltergeist powers to break windows and laundry machines.

Sounds pretty gawth to me.

 

[Crunkle]

Some YouTuber doing a series on their haunted apartment complex. Just pausing to hear an inhumane yell at 11AM or sudden thuds during the night. Speculate the ghost died in a fire from the lingering smell of burnt bacon grease and cheap tobacco.

Not to mention his ghost wife who occasionally appeared to yell, “Jawsee’ at all random hours when not using their poltergeist powers to break windows and laundry machines.

Sounds pretty gawth to me.

Just what could Mary's cries of "I'm washing my face!" really mean?

Some say it's her trying to wash her boyfriend's blood off. Others say she relives the moment she drowned drunk in the bathtub...every...single night.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

God. Damn. Youtube. That's got some bite to it.

One minute in and its pure unhinged, retard rage; such a contrast to "Daddy Dearest" and its whiny, emo faggotry of a man telling his dad "Daddy, I'm not your lil boy anymore".

Edit: Isolated Vocal
"Where were you when I skinned my knees, where were you when Igave up on some shit, where were you.... you are like a stranger to me, I don't even know you anymore. And it may say your name on my birth certificate you were my mom you gave birth pushed me out of your cunt but I fucking hate you walking out on me I hate this bullshit stuff your pulling."
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Wish he would put more of his honest feelings into his music, when he's pretending to be a goth bad boy it's just pathetic. I guess there isn't much authentic about cobes besides his mommy issues.

Some YouTuber doing a series on their haunted apartment complex. Just pausing to hear an inhumane yell at 11AM or sudden thuds during the night. Speculate the ghost died in a fire from the lingering smell of burnt bacon grease and cheap tobacco.

Not to mention his ghost wife who yells at all random hours when not using their poltergeist powers to break windows and laundry machines.

Sounds pretty gawth to me.

We recorded an evp of a female voice:

Something's spilling! Something's spilling!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

During the Conquistadors Era, a small part of me always wanted one of his neighbors to turn out to be a YouTuber/streamer but have no clue about Cobes. Like they would just be sitting there saying something about whatever and you just hear a faint "GAWWWWDDDAMMMMITTTT" through the walls and the person looks up confused and wide-eyed.

Don’t forget the random guitar noodling emanating from his apartment at odd hours. That’s another big part of being a boglim’s neighbor.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

During the Conquistadors Era, a small part of me always wanted one of his neighbors

One of my favourite Cobra stories is when he could hear his neighbors having sex loudly next door (or hallucinated it), so he decided to yell and scream "gross things" to ruin the mood. He believed they were purposely having sex loudly specifically to troll him because of his dry spell. He believed they watched his videos and were aware of him, so he yelled at the wall for hours seething because his neighbors might have gotten laid that night.

 

[Urgunt]

Transcript of "My Mom Lora".

There's some part of me that feels like he takes inspiration from Eminem with his lyrics. Like reading this out I hear it like "Stan" in my head. Eminem really is so gawf doodt.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

There's some part of me that feels like he takes inspiration from Eminem with his lyrics. Like reading this out I hear it like "Stan" in my head. Eminem really is so gawf doodt.

"Look at me. I'm just like Eminem. I'm white. I'm a smart ass and I got issues with my mom. Ha ha.
What the fuck! What the fuck!"

Never would of pinned Josh for an Eminem fan, BUHHHTTTT...

It does appear that Josh connected with Eminem over... wanting to rape and murder their own mothers... (Not a Sicko™)

Don’t forget the random guitar noodling emanating from his apartment at odd hours. That’s another big part of being a boglim’s neighbor.

Josh doesn't even noodle, that requires having some concept of scales and running around in them, usually mindlessly.

Cobes has the chops of an 8 year old playing pretend with his older brother's guitar when big bro isn't around. Easily the worst guitarist on the planet (out of anyone who has put in more than like 3 hours into the instrument), and I don't say that lightly. It's almost impressive really.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Someone on The Boglim reposted a bunch of Puff memes from the subreddit.

Spoiler

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

What's crazy is when he had that keyboard and was making beats I thought some were legit interesting. I wish I had the clip. Thanks Reddit.

I can offer a couple. I'm a huge fan of his brief time spent playing the keyboard, I would have actually been excited for his albums to debut if he'd stuck with it. I wanna point out that he would often play notes (with consistency) via one hand, and toggle the pitch shifter with the other... gotta be the most motor skills he's ever displayed.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I can offer a couple. I'm a huge fan of his brief time spent playing the keyboard, I would have actually been excited for his albums to debut if he'd stuck with it. I wanna point out that he would often play notes (with consistency) via one hand, and toggle the pitch shifter with the other... gotta be the most motor skills he's ever displayed.

Thanks for sharing. Yeah I was surprised how much more competent he seemed on the keyboard than with the guitar. If only he loved Richard D James as much as Ozzy his albums may have somewhat of a following.

 

[CheesyBoy]

I can offer a couple. I'm a huge fan of his brief time spent playing the keyboard, I would have actually been excited for his albums to debut if he'd stuck with it. I wanna point out that he would often play notes (with consistency) via one hand, and toggle the pitch shifter with the other... gotta be the most motor skills he's ever displayed.

I can't believe that's actually him playing.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I can't believe that's actually him playing.

I remember watching the bizarre beat clip live and trying to figure out if it was quantized in Garageband or not but it appears it's actually him playing.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

I do have to lay some respect down on TheBoy™. Josh is so patriotic that despite his repulsion to the idea of learning how to play guitar, he did somehow brute force memorize his way to playing what people would recognize as the Star Spangled Banner. His patriotism overcame his retardation for a moment in time. TWU.

 

[Your Landlord]

I can offer a couple. I'm a huge fan of his brief time spent playing the keyboard, I would have actually been excited for his albums to debut if he'd stuck with it. I wanna point out that he would often play notes (with consistency) via one hand, and toggle the pitch shifter with the other... gotta be the most motor skills he's ever displayed.

I really like them both, but that first beat is especially interesting. It sounds like something out of crash bandicoot or some other late 90s video game; maybe a jungle level or a mystic castle, TWU.

I can't believe that's actually him playing.

It is really sad to see how much he has degraded. If he can even remember the beat there is no way he could play it.

 

[Jobama]

I can offer a couple. I'm a huge fan of his brief time spent playing the keyboard, I would have actually been excited for his albums to debut if he'd stuck with it. I wanna point out that he would often play notes (with consistency) via one hand, and toggle the pitch shifter with the other... gotta be the most motor skills he's ever displayed.

That first one is really good. It sounds like something from the old Animal Crossing games. Do you have any more of them?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I do have to lay some respect down on TheBoy™. Josh is so patriotic that despite his repulsion to the idea of learning how to play guitar, he did somehow brute force memorize his way to playing what people would recognize as the Star Spangled Banner. His patriotism overcame his retardation for a moment in time. TWU.

It only took him ~10 years. That's practically a record for him.
While we're on the topic of Cobes' music, I'd like to bring attention to his experimental binaural beat, King Cobra Wave. It's half an hour long for some reason, and apparently Josh thought it was so cool and dank that he republished it in Willows of Sorrow. I've never listened to the whole thing myself, but rumors persist that prolonged exposure makes your hair fall out.

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

That first one is really good. It sounds like something from the old Animal Crossing games. Do you have any more of them?

Nothing already clipped unfortunately, but the good news is that there's still a ton of footage in the archives. If you type "piano" or "keyboard" in lolcowgo.net, you'll see there's some vids where he's playing. A lot of it is difficult to listen to, but to give him credit you can tell he's experimenting with it to see what works. If you find any quality beats like that Dash Dingo/Animal Crossing one, I'd love to see em.

 

[rockcockricky]

Drink combo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_VTbhN8osg

 

[Epikusername4]

Drink combo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_VTbhN8osg

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TWU fuck the troles jack kicks ass

 

[somevan712]

Drink combo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_VTbhN8osg

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Looking really good M'Lord. Full head of hair the troles would be jealous of coming in nicely, toobz.