Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ultra mega dank circle of protection on the kingcobrajfs channel

if it happens to be struck down again may the jeet who runs yt, bitesize and all other a-logs be sent to hell when they die so they can be PUNISHED for eternity by puff and cobes idols

guys what sick drink combos are you making in honor of cobes getting his channel back (TWU)

i made sick drink combo of nikolai's vodka, budwiser, genetic mtn dew and some monster energy the taste was exsidite toobz
 
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I may mix red wine and pepsi.
If it were friday night I would mix with Monster but I work tomorrow toobz, it is what it is.
If feeling dank enough, I'll throw in some Simply Spiked Peach (Not a sponsor)

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Agares said:
Where is the King's triumphant return? He hasn't uploaded anything to gloat all day and that seems so unlike him. Anyone check his Facebook for updates?

Boglim's razor says he's on a bender and passed out.
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Celebratory bender, doodt, TWU
 
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Pascal's Wagie said:
PLAN TRUSTERS WIN AGAIN
TRUE CQQL CQBRAS IN CONTROL
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"Keep on rockin' on, Mr. President!"
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Mix red wine and Dr. Pecker and see Cobratin.
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Aint got no dr pepper, but may try soon

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Drinking my concoction (1:1:1: red wine pepsi and simply spiked peach), call it Cobra's Darkness, yesssth, while eating a dank and greassy subway sandwich, ffeling very goth rn

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the family guy comps have started
 
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Epikusername4 said:
guys what sick drink combos are you making in honor of cobes getting his channel back (TWU)

i made sick drink combo of nikolai's vodka, budwiser, genetic mtn dew and some monster energy the taste was exsidite toobz
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I was going to make homemade double downs again, but I don't have any thawed chicken breasts, and my microwave broke AND I'M FUCKIN SICK OF IT!
 
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mikaylatoads said:
I wish Chris was on lolcowgo. That's a fuckton of content that would be near impossible to find specific quotes in otherwise.
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I’d imagine you could search any word on the CWCki and you’d find the quote you’re looking for.
 
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I was going to make homemade double downs again, but I don't have any thawed chicken breasts, and my microwave broke AND I'M FUCKIN SICK OF IT!
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Calm down, take some deep breaths, pour yourself a drink combo and recite the mantra:


What up youtube it's your boy king cobra
So KFC took away their Double Down
and uh ain't gonna lie this stoner's a little (a little ticked) about it
But that's fast food, man
KFC took away their Double Down
excuse me
but like you know what KFC took away the
double down I was just like
I'm gonna need to take a sip of my drink real quick
and it's a delicious little drink combo ain't gonna stunt
however I did order some KFC because let's be real their chicken is delicious
KFC took away their double down and they were gonna take it away originally (coughs)
excuse me
Fuckin' fuck KFC for taking away the double down you fucking teases
so I don't hate KFC I'm just disappointed that they took away the Double Down
I went on Doordash because I was craving a double down and then it's like well KFC took away their double down so sorry
so am I bummed out that KFC took away the double down once again after 10 years of missing it and then they brought it back for nostalgic purposes
I'm not gonna lie I had a huge Diva fit when I couldn't order the double down I feel like a fool for doing it
but God damn it the KFC double down it's just that good
it was so fucking good and dunking in gravy was just a treat YouTube a KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken Treat
typical FUCKING fast food
you know this is this is just like Taco Bell I'm
serious I'm not trying to repeat my talking points but it's like Taco Bell
comes back with the toasted cheddar chalupa
and you're all about that lifestyle you're just like oh
can you believe this shiiiit
okay so KFC took over the double down and I'm being a drama queen about
Fucking sue me
you know KFC, I'm still gonna eat your food
but if in the future you will decide to bring back the Double Down
I'm gonna be all right Cobra fam
I don't need to have a shit ton of alcohol before five o'clock so it's like
oh wait it's six o'clock right now so it's after five o'clock
Fuck the haters
furthermore it's like okay so KFC took away their uh double down
and I'm over here like huh
ah you know so I totally get the game
don't mean I'm happy with it
that's why I can't get mad at KFC for taking away their double down because
their food is still delicious
disappointed and sad
yes
Like yeah you know I can complain because
KFC took away the double down they said
it was only going to be available till March 6th and they were gracious enough to keep it out for a couple more days
why do you do this to me?!
you know like that's my go-to now and then one day you go to that restaurant and it's like sorry we're no longer serving it
and you're like (sigh)
so like you know KFC is gonna take away
the double down you're still going to
eat them when you're craving the colonel
you know it is what it is
(Deep angry breaths)
content for my FUCKING Channel!
I've done some fried chicken in my day
oh that drink combo is sooooooo good
Kentucky Fried Chicken, you sons of bitches
(YOU SONS OF BITCHES KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN)
All I'm doing is bitching because KFC took away the double down

Sorry to double post buuuuut the BOY has indeed gone live. He said he's streaming from his alt channel until his old strikes go away. No idea how he came up with such a high IQ plan.

Spitter spies got a shoutout and he said he polished off a bottle of Jack in 2 days. TWU.
 
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Jobama said:
Why would bitesize be pissed that Cobra’s channel is back? He was not happy at all because it made his spreadsheets useless and his documentaries much harder.
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He's been very pissy over him recently, since about the time of the anti-trans fb post that Clint made The BOY take down (Britbongs gonna Britbong). He's reached the point where he's angry at a lolcow which is sad his case but also very pitiful.
 
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