Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[HiveDull]

Warlord/Floorlord/Wolflord's reintroduction into the series as Sasha has only proven to out the Spitter Spies.

Too bad he doesn't go all crazy anymore, but I guess neither does Cobra. As annoying as he is, I find it exceptionally hilarious when Cobra gets fed up and goes into "arms-crossed" mode.

Edit: Just read the news. Holy shit. 2025 is really year of the snake. He ate spam like an apple AND he scams a bunch of people.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

The BOY strikes BACK

So, what he's saying is that he spent the money on several garbage bags of dubious quality weed.

 

[Fortyone]

So, what he's saying is that he spent the money on several garbage bags of dubious quality weed.

*Several garbage bags full of moonshine someone in the trailer park brewed in their bathtub

 

[Acceptable]

Still waiting for him to put an entire tin of anchovies on a pizza.

He did sushi pigs feet pizza that one time

Back when food hacks were actually crazy and not just warm shrimp and sauce

 

[cugel]

First of all, SHE? Nigger you are a faggot. Secondly, it is Cobra's choice. He has explained it multiple times. He does not put Warload on camera because every time he does he gets ten billion text messages of Warload's penis, people claiming he is fucking him, and people generally trolling him about Warload being a sexpest tranny.

warlord says fuck sickos, then has warlord stay with them......

 

[cobra fucker]

lol tax day is tomorrow boi

you just saved my ass

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

We're all missing the meat and potatoes here.

Cobes has Ocular Defiancy Disorder, which explains why his eyes are so unruly, among other things such as Schizophrenia.

These are all true and honest ailments like his Trickerteria.

TMDNWTFIU.

 

['Ole Dente]

It’s equally likely that the person who created the GoFundMe for him pocketed the cash and then told him that the trolls hacked it. Cobra does very little by himself and when he does, he manages to fuck it up. It took him years to figure out YouTube and he still hasn’t figured it out.

 

[Statix_Shark]

Personally I wouldn't put it past him to have taken the money and ran, but someone said people have been refunded so who knows. One thing is for sure, he seems very defensive in this one.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

if i didnt watch josh for the better part of half of decade, i mightve been inclined to believe him

i wish i could say i'm surprised, but im not

 

[Acceptable]

Well we will see. Josh isn’t smart enough to keep money in savings. If we see fancy booze bottles and red lobster food hacks, we know who has the money. We won’t really have to speculate.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He has been duplicitous with money before. I'm naturally suspicious after he e-begged to surreptitiously house the bog hag.

Better not be siphoning off a funeral fundraiser, boy...

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I hope he has embezzled that sweet, sweet funeral money. I look forward to him boiling a tomahawk steak in mountain dew or drunkenly eating a platter of lukewarm shrimp.

Realistically, all we are going to get is more doordash slop and maybe some 'drink hacks'.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Again, i feel like there is one common denominator to this whole situation, and whos even existence we havent heard mention of since theyve clearly been at josh’s this whole time, and was last picked up on an NCIC warrant.
Unless refunds were issued selectively, im assuming everyone’s was, but the end date moving suggests it got shut down, refunded, and restarted for some reason, so i highly doubt our boy has seen a dime, unless someone masterminded the whole thing for him.

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

At no ones surprise The king strikes again.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Unless refunds were issued selectively, im assuming everyone’s was, but the end date moving suggests it got shut down, refunded, and restarted for some reason, so i highly doubt our boy has seen a dime, unless someone masterminded the whole thing for him.

People forget just how lazy and retarded our boy is. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt on this one.

 

[Irregardless]

That Facebook group has some of the biggest retards; a large portion alogging and weening with their real names and full public Facebooks with all their real life info. Boggles the mind.

Facebook Alogs are really on some next level shit. Imagine publicly commenting on Josh's decrepit maw on an account with your infant child in the profile picture, oof.

Boglim Chronicles comment section already full of people frothing at the mouth to get Cobes into jail/legal problems over the GoFundMe.

I like BC but comments praying on his downfall like that are fucked.

among other things such as Schizophrenia.

The only thing schizophrenic about Josh is the way he looks lmfao.

 

[cobra fucker]

The only thing schizophrenic about Josh is the way he looks lmfao.

He's certainly the kind of guy to think schizophrenia is a cool thing to have, so I don't blame people for thinking that.

But uh, my wife is schizophrenic and I definitely see some telltale signs. The "out of nowhere" responses to sickos, the unwarranted "I'm not gay" rants, and other various loops make me think he may be responding to audial hallucinations.

The "zoning out" also happens to my wife when she hallucinates heavily because her medicine is not working for whatever reason, typically due to intense stress or... get this, alcohol use. Alcohol and drug use seriously fucks with the medicine, if he takes it at all.

First time I heard him mention he was schizophrenic, it all clicked.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

But uh, my wife is schizophrenic and I definitely see some telltale signs. The "out of nowhere" responses to sickos, the unwarranted "I'm not gay" rants, and other various loops make me think he may be responding to audial hallucinations.

If I'm not mistaken the 'out of nowhere' rants are him responding to the constant alog texts he gets.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

THIS NIGGA
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Totally over her btw

He's been backing off L N for how long now?

If I'm not mistaken the 'out of nowhere' rants are him responding to the constant alog texts he gets.

Yeah you can see that in the myfavoriteson documentary.