Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[C. G. B. Spender]

Ellen does not live there though right? I mean, I would not call it stalking, but yea sure he is obsessed with her. I guarantee you alogs have interacted with Ellen directly via facebook more than Cobra ever has.

Its not stalking but intentions were not pure when he started helping Angie and Walt, its still really nice from him. Have sicko troles ever cured old 'nam veteran from racism with sushi?

 

[Ponzo]

Casper Dick Olympics gold medalist harboring local permahorny streetwalker

Was there a lover's quarrel at the trailer park? Did the troonberculosis coughing fits set off a "Cobra Strike" or a "fun fight"? Has Cool Taste's MS progressed to the point of being envious of Sasha's smooth muscle control? Sasha says "Don't drug my drink!"

I thought he was a tranny, why does he look like Woogie from All About Mary

 

[cobra fucker]

Is this a new admission, Angie having dementia and people taking advantage of her?

 

[Retreaded Tire]

We're all missing the meat and potatoes here.

Cobes has Ocular Defiancy Disorder, which explains why his eyes are so unruly, among other things such as Schizophrenia.

These are all true and honest ailments like his Trickerteria.

TMDNWTFIU.
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Did you crop that video in such a way as to hide that it came from boglim chronicles? If so I approve.

 

[Agares]

“Donation’s dyin down, Josh.”

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

English is not my native language, but I have spent the last ~15-20 years conversing with English speakers. I could not understand a single word he said besides "cooltaste" "anyways" and "ya'll". He speaks so fucking strange. I cannot believe the auto subtitles are able to translate that retardese.

This is the dialect of Casper trailer trash.

Also, I don't buy that he is schizophrenic. He has a lack of selfawareness, it's his arrogance that makes him believe he is a sexy goth bad boy at guitar. But when has he ever responded to unseen stimuli? that wasnt chat, besides the whispering 'I hate sickos' which is probably something he done because he believes thats what those people do. Has NAL or Clint, cool taste , Darf ever mentioned it? The only thing that could be an indication, is that he is taking anti - psychosis meds which has made him gain weight, but its alcohol most likely.

 

[DocHoliday]

This is the dialect of Casper trailer trash.

Also, I don't buy that he is schizophrenic. He has a lack of selfawareness, it's his arrogance that makes him believe he is a sexy goth bad boy at guitar. But when has he ever responded to unseen stimuli? that wasnt chat, besides the whispering 'I hate sickos' which is probably something he done because he believes thats what those people do. Has NAL or Clint, cool taste , Darf ever mentioned it? The only thing that could be an indication, is that he is taking anti - psychosis meds which has made him gain weight, but its alcohol most likely.

Cobra ain't taking any psych meds unless someone tells him that he could catch a buzz from that. With his drinking issues, it's probably best that he doesn't take any meds. That wouldn't end well.

 

[Earl of Slander]

This is the dialect of Casper trailer trash.

Also, I don't buy that he is schizophrenic. He has a lack of selfawareness, it's his arrogance that makes him believe he is a sexy goth bad boy at guitar. But when has he ever responded to unseen stimuli? that wasnt chat, besides the whispering 'I hate sickos' which is probably something he done because he believes thats what those people do. Has NAL or Clint, cool taste , Darf ever mentioned it? The only thing that could be an indication, is that he is taking anti - psychosis meds which has made him gain weight, but its alcohol most likely.

I highly doubt he's taking any meds.

He's not schizophrenic. I'll spare y'all from. sperging out on why, short of saying he simply does not meet the diagnostic criteria.

I will say this though. He's a raging alcoholic. Ignoring that fact that guessing at a diagnosis over the internet is retarded, no matter how much video exists, you can't diagnose someone in the midst of unchecked substance abuse. It's like trying to troubleshoot a faulty light switch while the rest of the house is burning down around you.

 

[Bigredfoxes]

Can we stop with the ‘Josh stole the money’ fantasy now?

 

[Statix_Shark]

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Can we stop with the ‘Josh stole the money’ fantasy now?

You know the a-logs are still going to seethe no matter what.

 

[somevan712]

You know the a-logs are still going to seethe no matter what.

"Sure ONE person got refunded, but what about the others?"
"Yeah, but Cobra wasn't the one who refunded it; the site did, so he's still evil."
"I AM JELAOUS OF COBRA HE RULS MY SAD POTHETIC LIFE."
- Troles after seeing the screenshot, probably

 

[Grizzlamic Bearrorism]

Casper Dick Olympics gold medalist harboring local permahorny streetwalker

Was there a lover's quarrel at the trailer park? Did the troonberculosis coughing fits set off a "Cobra Strike" or a "fun fight"? Has Cool Taste's MS progressed to the point of being envious of Sasha's smooth muscle control? Sasha says "Don't drug my drink!"

is he wearing a fucking diaper?

Spoiler

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

is he wearing a fucking diaper?

I have some absolutely horrible news for you.

Spoiler: Don't say I didn't warn you.

On one of Krystal Roberts' panel shows a while back, Josh and Warlord would get an interview segment. Apart from saying the hard R a few times, Warlord disclosed that he suffers from such hideous anal leakage that he needs a buttplug in at all times. It's also got a GPS tracker so that his boyfriend "always knows where his ass is."


So yes, Warlord is 100% wearing a diaper.

 

[Grizzlamic Bearrorism]

I have some absolutely horrible news for you.

Spoiler: Don't say I didn't warn you.

On one of Krystal Roberts' panel shows a while back, Josh and Warlord would get an interview segment. Apart from saying the hard R a few times, Warlord disclosed that he suffers from such hideous anal leakage that he needs a buttplug in at all times. It's also got a GPS tracker so that his boyfriend "always knows where his ass is."

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So yes, Warlord is 100% wearing a diaper.

Holy shit I remember him saying this, but just assumed it was another retarded lie and forgot all about it

 

[ASeabear8952]

Why does Cooltaste hate Cobes again?

 

[Potion_Time]

"Sure ONE person got refunded, but what about the others?"
"Yeah, but Cobra wasn't the one who refunded it; the site did, so he's still evil."
"I AM JELAOUS OF COBRA HE RULS MY SAD POTHETIC LIFE."

You would think after getting own zoned over and over by a retard sitting in a hovel eating cat food they would suck start a hand gun or something. But those brave troles keep soldiering on to fight the boglim menace!

 

[BallBuster II]

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Can we stop with the ‘Josh stole the money’ fantasy now?

I always thought it was silly. Josh can go live at any time and make a few hundred dollars. He's not greedy (well I think it is just laziness honestly) and I don't honestly think he is a thief. Lazy, disgusting, alcoholic, ignorant, etc... yea he is all that, but a greedy thief? It just doesn't fit him honestly.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Why does Cooltaste hate Cobes again?

Trolls are always trying to instigate drama between them, and Warlord infamously likes to shit talk people behind their back that he is supposedly friends with. We have seen him do it with Josh on camera more than once to people who just left the room, he especially likes calling people paedos. So it would not surprise me if Warload was dropping bullshit into cooltastes ear to gain favour while he is there mooching off of him currently.

 

[charlesdickens]

I highly doubt he's taking any meds.

He's not schizophrenic. I'll spare y'all from. sperging out on why, short of saying he simply does not meet the diagnostic criteria.

I will say this though. He's a raging alcoholic. Ignoring that fact that guessing at a diagnosis over the internet is retarded, no matter how much video exists, you can't diagnose someone in the midst of unchecked substance abuse. It's like trying to troubleshoot a faulty light switch while the rest of the house is burning down around you.

He went off all meds once he hit 18. Even in the early days, people would suspect he was on Adderall when he was parroting a fast-talking Youtuber style. Before 18, he was on Strattera for that. He apparently hated it and the idea in general of being medicated for anything by a doctor.

People forget how much Josh used to smoke. He LOVED tobacco. That was his big thing. The early zippo tricks, gathering snipes, giant bulk bags of pipe tobacco, hitting the Cigar Rialto/The Ash smoker's lounge. That was his self-medication for a long time.

Josh has always added new mental disorders onto the list. That is his poor reading comprehension and own armchair diagnoses. I don't buy anything he's added on to what he was diagnosed with before getting cut loose at 18. If his therapy is just a therapist, they're not adding anything onto that list either. Seems he's been given some basic CBT coping tools in the few times he mentions his therapy progress.

I think it's pretty pointless to try to guess all the things he could have and a loop people love to discuss. The only time I thought of anything was when he suddenly began those weird sub-vocalized thoughts between his normal speech. It seemed artificial at first since he started doing it suddenly and he parrots a lot of things, but he kept doing it for a long time all things considered. It extends beyond himself just creepily talking to himself which he also does. He hasn't done it much at all lately, disappeared almost as suddenly as it arose like 6 years or whatever ago. I did think maybe some schizophrenic thing since he was around the age it typically pops up in people and excessive smoking is something related to it. Always thought that was interesting, but all just pointless conjecture.

 

[charlesdickens]

Ellen does not live there though right? I mean, I would not call it stalking, but yea sure he is obsessed with her. I guarantee you alogs have interacted with Ellen directly via facebook more than Cobra ever has.

When Bitesize released his Ellen saga doc, they all spammed it to Angie's Facebook and no doubt harassed Ellen with it. Cobes already hated Bitesize, but after this incident it ramped up. His anger was more misguided at Bitesize than all the alogs harassing them with links to the video I thought.