Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

He pops in around the 56 minute mark
1:21:45 Cobes says Wartits saw Longtits in Casper at the mall hangining out with, "some woman beater and a bunch of trashy women."

1:22:27 Cobes says Longtits, "allegedly," contacted him, bitching about him going on panel with Courtney.

Was the text from "Jessica" a troll? Probably, Josh doesn't even buy it. Is Wartits retarded and saw someone who looked like her? Is Wartits fucking with him? If she's there why has she been posting doctored pics and pics from last year?
 

40 minute video of Josh seething that someone called that troon Blair White a cunt in his Facebook comments after he posted a video of him to his timeline.

He also says that while riding in the car with someone, recently, he called the rain "libtard tears" and the person he was riding with got upset about it and started a "political debate" with him. That was definitely Papa Nips, had to be.
Not only that, he also says the argument made him want to kill himself.
The boy definitely did not make this video (and upload it to both youtube and facebook) to make a certain large-nippled someone feel bad.
 
The other night I was actually thinking about how no matter how far right or left you may be politically, Cobra has the unique talent of making you feel embarrassed that you share similar views to him. His extreme fence-sitting is one of my favorite (and his most annoying) things about him.
So he’s pretty much like Classic Chris-Chan in every sense.
 

40 minute video of Josh seething that someone called that troon Blair White a cunt in his Facebook comments after he posted a video of him to his timeline.

He also says that while riding in the car with someone, recently, he called the rain "libtard tears" and the person he was riding with got upset about it and started a "political debate" with him. That was definitely Papa Nips, had to be.
I need a drink combo to get through this one
 
Cobes is on The Drunken Peasants podcast tonight, and said that his liver/kidneys hurt him a lot lately. TMDNWU

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Geez, Ben is really drunk and really desperately trying to get Cobra to hang out with him.
"You can sleep here for a week,"
"I'll show you all the goth bars."
"Can you add me on facebook?"
"When you come here, you can sleep here for like a month."
"Will you come to Seattle?"
"We're gonna get blackout drunk."
 
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40 minute video of Josh seething that someone called that troon Blair White a cunt in his Facebook comments after he posted a video of him to his timeline.

He also says that while riding in the car with someone, recently, he called the rain "libtard tears" and the person he was riding with got upset about it and started a "political debate" with him. That was definitely Papa Nips, had to be.
I love how he thinks people are lining up to hear hot culture war takes from a shut in alcoholic. Buuuuut those gender relayshuns aren’t gonna fix themselves.
 
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If the world was ordered right someone like Cobes wouldn't even know the word politics. He'd be sortin glass, drinking a reasonable amount of beer after work with his buddies, maybe even getting the occasional of age alive unrelated cisgender fe-male.
I blame GamerGate getting Trump elected for my boy’s political awakening.
 
If the world was ordered right someone like Cobes wouldn't even know the word politics. He'd be sortin glass, drinking a reasonable amount of beer after work with his buddies, maybe even getting the occasional of age alive unrelated cisgender fe-male.
Cobes came very, painfully close to a happy niche life with Stephanie. In another world, Josh and Stephanie are happily married with a kid or two and work their minimum wage jobs while tending to a few little Boglets while the BOY uploads semi-regular YouToob content playing guitar, talking shit, Riding Bike(weather permittable) and blasting the national anthem. He would have just been like all the other denizens of Casper, WY - Trailer park trash sans trailer. Another in the long line of Homeboy Scotty's and Jeremy Rogers'.
 
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Cobes came very, painfully close to a happy niche life with Stephanie. In another world, Josh and Stephanie are happily married with a kid or two and work their minimum wage jobs while tending to a few little Boglets while the BOY uploads semi-regular YouToob content playing guitar, talking shit, Riding Bike(weather permittable) and blasting the national anthem.
Walkin through the woods, finding sticks to make into juans with his kids...
 
The other night I was actually thinking about how no matter how far right or left you may be politically, Cobra has the unique talent of making you feel embarrassed that you share similar views to him. His extreme fence-sitting is one of my favorite (and his most annoying) things about him.
He's a moderate conservacuck like the crypto-jew controlled opposition accounts he puppets his opinions from. His beliefs are 1990s left-wing.
 
Isn’t that an oxymoron?
Of course but that's what he calls himself

He's a moderate conservacuck like the crypto-jew controlled opposition accounts he puppets his opinions from. His beliefs are 1990s left-wing.
He's just retarded man. His "beliefs" are whatever Terrance Popp and co. shills him

Cobes came very, painfully close to a happy niche life with Stephanie. In another world, Josh and Stephanie are happily married with a kid or two and work their minimum wage jobs while tending to a few little Boglets while the BOY uploads semi-regular YouToob content playing guitar, talking shit, Riding Bike(weather permittable) and blasting the national anthem. He would have just been like all the other denizens of Casper, WY - Trailer park trash sans trailer. Another in the long line of Homeboy Scotty's and Jeremy Rogers'.
I used to think this and it's a nice ending, but it would have never happened. It's just typical young/first love on both sides.

I don't buy Josh's cheating story about doubleteaming a woman with Chris in his van. He can't even look at dicks on a screen in his porn, even back then. Maybe he hallucinated it or something else happened. He believed his dry spell ended for a few days just off Scotty gaslighting him, he's that dumb.

Stephanie fell for the big dick and polycule life. It was a huge blow to his ego and since nearly every one of these side characters at the time is related to each other, I'm sure he heard about it more than he wanted to.
 
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Stephanie fell for the big dick and polycule life. It was a huge blow to his ego and since nearly every one of these side characters at the time is related to each other, I'm sure he heard about it more than he wanted to.
Stephanie being young, dumb and into open relationships doomed it from the start. They'd have broken up even if Cobes treated her right and made her a 3 cheese hot pocket every single day. You can't turn your acquaintance's concubine into an of-age, alive, consenting cisgender goth housewife.
 
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