Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Pascal's Wagie]

Decided to watch the first couple minutes of his most recent rant video and Biden hasn’t been a senator since 2008 BOY.

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In a deposition with the Special Trollsecutor, President Saunders couldn't even recall the year that his bearded dragon Puff disappeared. He also had trouble remembering the recipes to food hacks and the reason he had classified documents pertaining to the America's Strategic Wand stockpile in his trailer.

 

[barrow greeter]

 

[vanta pilled]

In a deposition with the Special Trollsecutor, President Saunders couldn't even recall the year that his bearded dragon Puff disappeared. He also had trouble remembering the recipes to food hacks and the reason he had classified documents pertaining to the America's Strategic Wand stockpile in his trailer.

This is a false narrative often spouted by white mage supremacists.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Happy Memorial Day toobz and semper fidelis to all our veterans!

 

[Potion_Time]

"I added mayo tomainaisse- mayo and tomato, tomainaisse basically. See what I did there?"
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Jessica must be seething about him Doordashing Wendy's that isn't hers.

This this day I still refer to her rotten STD riddled crotch as "The Wendussy".

 

[Epikusername4]

Happy Memorial Day toobz and semper fidelis to all our veterans!

godbless america fuck all other sicko raping countries

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

Many cows are also like this, it’s been tried, they can’t be helped. They have two paths; Death or jail. APS won’t do anything for him unless Cobra wants it or he’s presented himself as such a real danger to society around him that they’re forced to do something. He’s not any of those things, he just sits in his house, drinks and talks about dumb shit all day.

I think the funniest part about the recurring "Clint putting Cobes in a home" meme, is in the grand scheme of lolcows, Cobes isn't even close to the worst when it comes to living on his own. The man has been living on his own for 15+ years now with barely any major incidents he mostly keeps 100% to himself. If Cobes deserves to be put in a group home there's a significant portion of society that is probably worse off than him that would be in line, yet for some reason there is this serious hyper fixation on the idea. Compare him to somebody like Ethan Ralph, now HE deserves to be in a group home.

 

[California King]

I think the funniest part about the recurring "Clint putting Cobes in a home" meme, is in the grand scheme of lolcows, Cobes isn't even close to the worst when it comes to living on his own. The man has been living on his own for 15+ years now with barely any major incidents he mostly keeps 100% to himself. If Cobes deserves to be put in a group home there's a significant portion of society that is probably worse off than him that would be in line, yet for some reason there is this serious hyper fixation on the idea. Compare him to somebody like Ethan Ralph, now HE deserves to be in a group home.

Do you think Clint should put Ethan Ralph in a group home?

 

[barrow greeter]

I am simple, I just enjoy watching my dark gothic lord enjoy his doordash treats from wendy's

 

[CheesyBoy]

God bless faux patriots like Josh who use the sacrifice of veterans as an excuse to butcher the National Anthem and get drunk.

 

[Jimmy snipes]

Is it hot in Casper today? AC is a waste of money when you would rather get doordash

 

[Youtube Celery]

Is it hot in Casper today? AC is a waste of money when you would rather get doordash

With every passing day he looks more and more like the pervert vampire from the start/end of Blade 2.

 

[Schizophrenic Meth Head]

Nothing like some Taco Bell Chicken McNuggets®

 

[California King]

Is it hot in Casper today? AC is a waste of money when you would rather get doordash

A/C is a want not a need, Toobs.

 

[Epikusername4]

I am simple, I just enjoy watching my dark gothic lord enjoy his doordash treats from wendy's

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he eats how i think a squid would eat

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

I am simple, I just enjoy watching my dark gothic lord enjoy his doordash treats from wendy's

"This delectable succulent Wendy's meal reminds me, in passing, of my dearest Jessica. Oh, how her baconator could nearly satisfy my earthly lusts. Regrettably, m'lady didn't cotton to me porn addiction."

 

['Ole Dente]

I think the funniest part about the recurring "Clint putting Cobes in a home" meme, is in the grand scheme of lolcows, Cobes isn't even close to the worst when it comes to living on his own. The man has been living on his own for 15+ years now with barely any major incidents he mostly keeps 100% to himself. If Cobes deserves to be put in a group home there's a significant portion of society that is probably worse off than him that would be in line, yet for some reason there is this serious hyper fixation on the idea. Compare him to somebody like Ethan Ralph, now HE deserves to be in a group home.

Yeah. I can count, right now, how many incidents he’s had where he’s presented as a danger to himself and others.

1. Almost set the kitchen on fire with grease and tried to stop it with salt and the word “Stop.”
2. Fucking around with a blowtorch in front of spray cans to light some Arab smoking implement (Eviction 1.)
3. Threatened to stab Scotty’s sister because Scotty’s sister is a fucking mongoloid.
4. Semi-threatened to stab a bartender? Not sure about this one.
5. Tried to off himself with a shotgun, maybe?
6. Tried to, but not really, performatively stab himself with a short sword because he got hammered on Peach Schnapps and felt ashamed for destroying his guitar.

That’s over almost two decades, that’s pretty good all things considered. I’m tempted to include “Destroyed the apartment complex’s
washing machines” but I’m sure that was Jessica and it wouldn’t be fair to attribute it to him.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Yeah. I can count, right now, how many incidents he’s had where he’s presented as a danger to himself and others.

1. Almost set the kitchen on fire with grease and tried to stop it with salt and the word “Stop.”
2. Fucking around with a blowtorch in front of spray cans to light some Arab smoking implement (Eviction 1.)
3. Threatened to stab Scotty’s sister because Scotty’s sister is a fucking mongoloid.
4. Semi-threatened to stab a bartender? Not sure about this one.
5. Tried to off himself with a shotgun, maybe?
6. Tried to, but not really, performatively stab himself with a short sword because he got hammered on Peach Schnapps and felt ashamed for destroying his guitar.

That’s over almost two decades, that’s pretty good all things considered. I’m tempted to include “Destroyed the apartment complex’s
washing machines” but I’m sure that was Jessica and it wouldn’t be fair to attribute it to him.

The last one was just him being performatively emo after the breakup with Stephanie. Everything else though? The BOY has plot armor thicker than Bossmanjack's. There were so many times where he could have hurt himself and others indirectly but he always seems to drunkenly stumble through it all and live to drink alone and do nothing the next day. And that's not even getting into all the times he's failed upwards.

The worst consequences he faces for his non health related bad decisions are 2 evictions so far, a stern talking to from Clint and the occasional run in with the cops that never amounts to any real charges being pressed.

 

[barrow greeter]

1. Almost set the kitchen on fire with grease and tried to stop it with salt and the word “Stop.”

He was casting a spell, actually, like how he can start and stop lightning and traffic lights.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He was casting a spell, actually, like how he can start and stop lightning and traffic lights.

Indeed. Using a Word of Power to stop a fire is a feat of advanced pyromancy.