Tard boiled egg saga was one of the funnier mini-sagas, up there with the bogritos. There's so many liquids he could hard boil eggs in that he hasn't tried yet.
The maple syrup spam is actually surprisingly good. Cooked, of course. Not eating it out of the can like cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving.
That's reassuring... My FIL sent us some as a joke, and we haven't touched it. I kinda wish I had the food tolerance of the boy, but I digress
Cobes certainly isn't helping Spam's reputation. I recommend dicing it up into pretty small pieces and frying it in pan for like 10 minutes (medium heat or so). Then mix it into one or two cups of fresh cooked white or brown rice. Spam and rice go well together because the rice balances out the excessive saltyness of spam. It may sound like a poor man's meal (and it is) but its good.
It's certainly more appetizing than canned fish.
He eats like a WW1 trench solider sometimes I swear. Downing a can of cold potted meat.
Well, I mean what are you expecting? He has a steady living situation now without fear of eviction, the deadite witch in NAL has been banished to the bog netherrealm, He kind of knows what he can afford monthly in doordash now so he doesn't tank his account into the red too bad anymore. Right now be happy there is a new mead brewing.
Consuming large amounts of sodium in a short stint will give you the shits. The boys got permanent hypernatremia.
"[pant]Wh-[pant]What is UP-[wheeze] What is up, [gasp] toobz?
Can't wait for him to spray paint his sleep apnea machine green and black and try to get a way to feed nicotine into it. TWU.
Its looping, I remember cause i was a part of it. So i'll say, again, the pan fried , thin sliced tocino spam over fresh rice with a lightly fried egg (and a splash of soy sauce) is a great meal
Nothing is gonna happen for a while his body is proving the ressilience of humantity. His autism shields him from anything unexpected that woould be funny or dramatic.
He would fart into it and smell his own fart through the machine and think it's fucking hilarious
Cobra is boring and depressing, looping is normal. Fuck the people who get mad and shit their pants about it. It's fun when we poke fun at each other about it, "if only there was a home where these tards were grouped together.." but it's the nature of the beast. What's the expectation here? That we have endless and nuanced conversations about his gay, luke-warm right wing grifter takes? He doesn't do anything but that, he doesn't really livestream anymore, he doesn't go out, if he did anything interesting he's smart enough now to not tell anybody about it. The best you're getting is when Campbell drops by to talk about his fake tits and eat chicken wings. We got "Retarded psycho girlfriend" this year and that was exceptionally good eating but rare.
I’ve been wondering about this fabled place, don’t know if it’s been mentioned before here. When will Cobes put Clunt in a group home?
Clint put his hair in a group home long ago and Cobra's currently signing the papers dood
