Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I’m sorry but wanting lolcows to crossover is the most Reddit-brained idea imaginable. It’s the same with people wanting Cobra to go on fishtank.

Fishtank would actually have improved his life if he was still how he was in 2019. I digress that the boglim of 2025 is an empty shell who couldn't handle the travel alone, let alone the constant TTS trolling.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I’m sorry but wanting lolcows to crossover is the most Reddit-brained idea imaginable. It’s the same with people wanting Cobra to go on fishtank.

The most forced Reddit-tier coal shit ever was when the DSP faggots tried to force a rivalry between Perry Caravello and DSP. I remember Ludwig World Order was arguing with people in the Perry thread, insisting it was funny and not cringe. Then he gave up and just started updooting people who agreed with him and downdooting people who disagreed with him, in true Redditor fashion.

 

[cobra fucker]

He's back and chat's off. Why's he gotta suck the fun out of everything? If he wants to talk to himself for 8 hours, he could do that off stream.

 

[BlastMonk]

His cheeks are looking wide, like a squirrel with food in its mouth. Our boys head is getting really fat

 

[Hennimore]

Whoever introduced him to AI slop needs to put up against a wall and shot. Now he doesn't even have to struggle to shit out his own music anymore, he can just write some shit into Suno and it does it for him. Almost everything about Josh in 2025 is a soulless husk compared to his past self.

"Avant Grande"

 

[Orkeosaurus]

it's actually scumbag shit how he turns chat off the moment he gets a handle.

 

[cobra fucker]

There's no way this will work out well for him. He can get away with this one or two more times, but there's no way people will fall for his idiot devices forever. He needs to provide some kind of enjoyable content or everyone but the worst are going to leave.

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

Cobes listens to the gayest music on the planet.

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

There's no way this will work out well for him. He can get away with this one or two more times, but there's no way people will fall for his idiot devices forever. He needs to provide some kind of enjoyable content or everyone but the worst are going to leave.

You have to remember his paypigs are more retarded than he is.

 

[barrow greeter]

 

[cobra fucker]

If there are truly people who would continue to give money to someone, no matter how retarded, after they were snubbed like that repeatedly, he might as well get it over with, buy some robes, and get his cool cobras cult started.

 

[barrow greeter]

 

[BlastMonk]

Cobra says he wanted to die when he lost Puff, that he wanted to die to be reunited with him and to stop being a burden to his family.

 

[cobra fucker]

Now he's tearfully reminiscing about how he used to feed Puff marijuana.

 

[Hennimore]

Josh admitting to not only blowing weed smoke on Puff but feeding it to him as well.

"Towards the end of Puff's life"

Interesting choice of words. Josh is desperately trying to force a tear out right now and it's just not coming.

 

[Jobama]

Whoever introduced him to AI slop needs to put up against a wall and shot. Now he doesn't even have to struggle to shit out his own music anymore, he can just write some shit into Suno and it does it for him. Almost everything about Josh in 2025 is a soulless husk compared to his past self.

"Avant Grande"

We need Deathbed to threaten to kick Josh off his label if he keeps making AI slop songs. To be fair these songs are a bit old.

 

[qwerty2116uiop]

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Look how round his jowels are getting.

 

[cobra fucker]

Shotgun acquired, cops incoming.

 

[dangerwrangler]

Guns out,Talking about how he likes to cuddle with this gun after he watches tombstone, also fuck sickos

 

[barrow greeter]