Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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In 2012, Josh got a Samsung phone that kinda slides up from his dad, replacing his Nokia brick that he originally owned. He couldn’t even understand how to use it, so his dad got him another one that was retard friendly.

In 2013, he straight up just lost the phone entirely, admitting it was probably at the bar. It seems as if he bought a new one or found it, as later in the year it would become smashed for a mysterious reason and he would get his first iPhone.

I have nothing for 2014 and 2015. Maybe someone can help fill this blank in.

In 2016, it seems like he was a good boy because there’s consistent cooking videos without much of an interruption and no mention of smashed phones as far as I can see.

Can’t see anything for 2017.

This seems to cover the rest:



Keep in mind that he’s smashed his computer before too for the same reasons, two or three times. He smashes quite a lot of his personal belongings when he gets angy.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
As morbid as it is to think about, I can't help but wonder what's going to happen first?
Will Josh finally be taken out by the long list of health issues he’s carefully curated, like the unregulated beatus, which I'm 100% sure he has, or will he reach the mythical 7th stage and get a personal knock at the door from the Norwood Reaper himself?

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Because being honest, that legendary “4 strands of hair” comb-over isn’t salvaging anything here. At this point, it's just a bald choice in denial :smug:.
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Penultimate question: who lived a more rock and roll lifestyle? ozzy ozbourne or kingcobra?
 
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You're MDNWU said:
I'm honestly surprised @SeizureRobot5000 even made another video with just how utterly boring Josh has become, even when compared to the last apartment phase.
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That's what I like about those videos. They're not the usual "hey, look at what the weirdo did this week" videos (whether or not said weirdo actually did anything interesting) that a lot of kiwitubers make. I'm new enough to Cobra that I'm unfamiliar with a lot of his older antics, so it's fun to see a compilation that spans his entire life.
 
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neger psykolog said:
logical answer: huffing heroin
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If we are picking drugs, I pick meth or crack. It is dirt cheap and it would get him off his ass and out the door. Maybe we could get an outside and walking video again before he dies. We definitely do not need him nodding out in his chair on any substance.

Imagine a 2025 video of peak crazy Josh standing at an intersection in day time Casper waving his staff at traffic lights and cars rambling a billion miles a minute about JESSICA BOIL and trolls. Drinking mead with the homeless vet behind the dumpster, or making an 80USD gas station submarine sandwich foodhack directly on the counter of truck stop. I would die happy.
 
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neger psykolog said:
I still remember his shit eating grin when he ended his dry spell with that crazy ass bitch.
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Truly iconic, I believe that was the happiest he has ever been, for all of 12 hours at least
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Day 1: Happy as a pig wallowing in buffet scraps
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Day 2: Oh.
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>mfw she says buttsuff:
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I will always love Cobra's scared puppy eyes when he is overwhelmed.
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'Ole Dente said:
Keep in mind that he’s smashed his computer before too for the same reasons, two or three times. He smashes quite a lot of his personal belongings when he gets angy.
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One of his imacs was probably killed around the period when he loved to do that shake up the beer and spray it everywhere thing all the time. Very surprised to learn spraying beer on computers is bad for them.
 
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